Monday, 8 December 2008

BEASTIE FEELS THE LOVE




Imagine my surprise to receive an email from a psychologist(who wishes to remain anonymous) , who reads plenty of blogs looking for research topics/material .
She was very interested in the phenomenon of my bed/bedding that is proliferating across the blogsphere .
She opines and I quote
" your 'stinky duvet', in their minds has become a libidinal object, which 'they' have formed 'object relations' with . This is directly related to their need to display love towards you - the owner of the stinky duvet. They are investing their libidos within the duvet".

If that wasn't bad enough , it just gets worse
***hands out wet wipes***

"Freudian in origin... 'they' all talk about it because subconsciously they want to experience it , and would willingly do so. Classic Text-book case of suppressed/conflicted desire "


A blatant case of Blonking * and you 'all just got caught with your hands down your knickers :-)


*that's 'Blog Wanking' , a term I just invented

58 comments:

INNER VOICES said...

blog wanking... heh heh..

FirstNations said...

*slinks off reeking of tuna and shame*

Gorilla Bananas said...

The lady psychologist needs a good, long, hard....talking to. And you're the man to give it to her, Beast!

Anonymous said...

I FEEEL SICK!

inkspot said...

GB is right, Beast is the, er, beast for the job. But watch out for tongue cramp.

MJ said...

*enlarges pic*

THANK GAWD THERE'S A SICK BUCKET UNDER YOUR NIGHT TABLE!

*vomits*

MJ said...

What is that spaceship thingy on your bedside table?

It looks like an alien tissue dispenser.

For all the blonking you do, one supposes.

MJ said...

I can smell it from here!

*chokes on fumes*

MJ said...

I feel dirty having been inside your bedroom.

Tainted.

I need some of those Wet Wipes.

FirstNations said...

nobody wants to hear about your taint, MJ.


seriously. you have a tralfamadorian on your night table. what the fuck.

YOO HOO MR C *flashes tits*
*millions cheer*
*flat chested women everywhere gnaw their own flesh in envy*
*frobisher turns white and reaches for the dramamine*

Daisy said...

omfg your duvet has the same design as the sheets i put on my bed yesterday...that is too fucking weird...maybe she is right...naaa...just a cheap imitation...lmao

MJ said...

I caught Nations with both hands down her knickers!

And Daisy has passed out with linen lust.

eroswings said...

Did the psychologist's email also offer you cheap Viagra and Vicodin from Canada?

scarlet-blue said...

You need a head board... you've got nothing to bash your head against... and some pictures... are there any overhead mirrors?
Sx

KAZ said...

'Blonking'.
Excellent - that's one for the next edition of the Shorter Oxford.
Is that a pie on legs?

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
blog wanking... heh heh..

I feel used Mr Voices.....a mere sex object

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
*slinks off reeking of tuna and shame*

Who needs lunch ***slings tuna sandwich in bin***

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
The lady psychologist needs a good, long, hard....talking to. And you're the man to give it to her, Beast!

I am scared of Psycologists Mr B....they know what your thinking

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
I FEEEL SICK!

Is that sick with twisted lust MR C....see the psyco lady knows

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
GB is right, Beast is the, er, beast for the job. But watch out for tongue cramp.

Inky ....my popularity is a curse , I am more worried about difficult stains on me bedding

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*enlarges pic*

THANK GAWD THERE'S A SICK BUCKET UNDER YOUR NIGHT TABLE!

*vomits*



MJ said...
What is that spaceship thingy on your bedside table?

It looks like an alien tissue dispenser.

For all the blonking you do, one supposes.


MJ said...
I can smell it from here!

*chokes on fumes*


MJ said...
I feel dirty having been inside your bedroom.

Tainted.

I need some of those Wet Wipes.

See , the woman is obsessed

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
nobody wants to hear about your taint, MJ.


seriously. you have a tralfamadorian on your night table. what the fuck.

YOO HOO MR C *flashes tits*
*millions cheer*
*flat chested women everywhere gnaw their own flesh in envy*
*frobisher turns white and reaches for the dramamine*

Oh I say , do you have a licence for those ???

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
omfg your duvet has the same design as the sheets i put on my bed yesterday...that is too fucking weird...maybe she is right...naaa...just a cheap imitation...lmao

Thats a bit spooky Daisy , we are transatlantic bedding twins . MJ will be breaking into your house and scent marking your sheets now

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I caught Nations with both hands down her knickers!

And Daisy has passed out with linen lust.

Typical transference behaviour.Claiming its someone else...This may take years of therapy to sort out

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Did the psychologist's email also offer you cheap Viagra and Vicodin from Canada?


No it didnt Mr E , I feel cheated now

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
You need a head board... you've got nothing to bash your head against... and some pictures... are there any overhead mirrors?

Miss Scarlet , a headboard would spiol my minimalist look , and I have a picture on the other wall so I can see it from my bed . As I am short sighted , overhead mirrors would be a waste of time ....so no there are not any

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
'Blonking'.
Excellent - that's one for the next edition of the Shorter Oxford.
Fame at last
Is that a pie on legs?
***looks embarrassed***
erm thats Miss MJ

MJ said...

Get your finger out of the pie!

scarlet-blue said...

It's very warm, and perhaps a bit moist in here this afternoon Mr beasty, perhaps you should turn the heating down...
Sx

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Get your finger out of the pie!

Thats no finger
***grins evilly***

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
It's very warm, and perhaps a bit moist in here this afternoon Mr beasty, perhaps you should turn the heating down
Miss Scarlet , I am loathe to say it ....but.... I am always hot in bed, so I never have the heating on in my bedroom. Maybe if you could just slip out of your thermals....

scarlet-blue said...

How did you know about my thermals?! Goodness me!... Oh go on then, but I refuse to take my socks off...
Sx

BEAST said...

A lucky guess Miss Scarlet , I hope they are not Pop Socks

MJ said...

*dares to look at bedside table again*

What filth is that your reading?

Probably just a seed catalogue.

scarlet-blue said...

No they are Argyl. You can borrow them if you like. I also do a nice line in stockings.
Sx

Anonymous said...

quak quak fn! merry cuntting xmasto you! nice tits! they remind ofspanials ears! wheresmy fucking rubber ducks!beast?? is that a rampant rabbit on your bedside table?? and who the fuck has a bin next tothere bed? wankers?:)

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*dares to look at bedside table again*

What filth is that your reading?

Probably just a seed catalogue.
Its The Hunters of Dune Miss MJ , the Beast likes abit of Sci Fi

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
No they are Argyl. You can borrow them if you like. I also do a nice line in stockings.
I am sure you do Miss Scarlet , I can't imagine your a pantyhose kind of gal

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
quak quak fn! merry cuntting xmasto you! nice tits! they remind ofspanials ears! wheresmy fucking rubber ducks!beast??
In the post Mr C

is that a rampant rabbit on your bedside table??

With myxomatosis rampant , are you insane

and who the fuck has a bin next to there bed?
Its not a bin Mr C ,it was a tub of mini chocolate rolls(now empty) left over from Beasts 'Feed a cold' bed feast
wankers:)
How Wude

scarlet-blue said...

Pantyhose? Is that something to do with a Dyson crevice attachment?
Sx

BEAST said...

I think you wear them on your head Miss Scarlet , The Beast finds the complexities of Ladies undergarments very confusing

Anonymous said...

yay! my rubber ducks are here and theysqueake :)

BEAST said...

PRAISE THE LORD :-)

scarlet-blue said...

Does Mr C need Clangers? They whistle...
I have my tights on my head. Now what do I do?
Sx

Lippy said...

Honestly ewww!

MJ said...

*bounces on bed*

FirstNations said...

*slaps C in head with both well rounded perky bosoms which do NOT in any way resemble spaniels ears AT ALL so there actually they remind one of the kremlin because of all the stripes plus theres a crucifix sticking out of the end of each one*

FirstNations said...

*pushes mj off bed*

MJ said...

Pillow fight with Nations!

BEAST said...

****rols over and goe back to sleep as Beast is used to nekkid people fighting on his bed ***

The Old Tarf said...

I feel so "Down". So did Charles Swartz when he created the character Linus.

Have you in mind???

MJ said...

OLD TARF: Funny you mention Linus as I was going to post a pic of Linus and his blankie to represent BEAST in my office party post.

But then I decided he's more of a Pigpen and didn't bother with a pic of either.

He ended up nekkid, as usual, on top of the piano.

BEAST said...

****sulking becuase there is no filthy friday ****

MJ said...

Isn’t seeing your nekkid body atop a piano ENOUGH filth for us all?

BEAST said...

I am trying to do a new post but blogger seems to be knackered so you' all will have to wait for tomorrow

MJ said...

*tucks sleepy Beast under stinky duvet*

scarlet-blue said...

Wake him up MJ and make him do a new post...
I see dust Beastie...
Sx

BEAST said...

***Scarlet sends Beast into a cleaning frenzy***

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