Saturday, 13 December 2008

BEASTIES BOOK CLUB - CHRISTMAS CRACKER EDITION



The title of this turgid potboiler says it all . Pages of diminutive porn that can be enjoyed by all the family















Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of girl on girl action. Add a whole new meaning to pulling a cracker










The cover art may be a tad gender confused , but a rollicking tale of testicles , lube and international intrigue ****








The perfect gift for anyone who enjoys shopping (or you don't particularly like).
An exciting** , well paced thriller ** , that will keep you reading well into the wee small hours ***












This book is just what you need as the whole family lounges about digesting your Christmas Feast . Introduce them to the joys of the Christmas Cheek Flap , A Yuletide yap or a Festive Follow thru . Hours of digestive family fun






















A thrilling adventure for Boys .Young Jimmy gets more than he bargained for and discovers the true meaning of 'wood'







*Thats a lie
**oops theres another one
***Dont be ridiculous
****Blimey ANOTHER lie

34 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Does that say 'Pygmy Love Queen'? Goodness me...
And my what a big log that young man is holding...
Sx

scarlet-blue said...

P.S The Shopping Trolley book is also available in a calendar format.
Sx

BEAST said...

The Shopping Trolley book is also available in a calendar format.

Oh Miss Scarlet , you shouldn't own up to knowing that

CyberPete said...

I feel so dirty. All I can come up with is something about big and wood.

The shame!

Gorilla Bananas said...

I assume the Pygmy Love Queen must have a well-lubed dildo. Is your prostate partial to a bit of probing, Beast?

Kookaburra said...

# shuffle in hestitantly...and have a look around #

Ah, Holiday reading. So many choices!

I think I'll start with "The Leather Girls". I've always been interested in tooled leather. Then I will finish with a bang with "The Rifleman".

Daisy said...

my son came home tonight to see me and asked me for some self help books...apparently there is a guy at his office who is annoying him because he is involved in some self help stuff and he wants to use them as weapons against him...who would have figured he was my boy? puts a tear in a momma's eye, it does...

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
I feel so dirty. All I can come up with is something about big and wood.

The shame!
Its just the after effects of Miss MJ's Party CP , it will hopefully wear off (In a few years)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
I assume the Pygmy Love Queen must have a well-lubed dildo. Is your prostate partial to a bit of probing, Beast?
Its a prostate not a space hopper Mr B !

BEAST said...

Kookaburra said...
# shuffle in hestitantly...and have a look around #

Ah, Holiday reading. So many choices!

I think I'll start with "The Leather Girls". I've always been interested in tooled leather. Then I will finish with a bang with "The Rifleman".
Welcome Kookaburra , I wise choice , altho I dread to think what 'tools' have been deployed on the leather....and there could be difficult stains

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
my son came home tonight to see me and asked me for some self help books...apparently there is a guy at his office who is annoying him because he is involved in some self help stuff and he wants to use them as weapons against him...who would have figured he was my boy? puts a tear in a momma's eye, it does...
90% of a battle is in the preparation , You have taught him well :-)

inkspot said...

Ffs, Beastie, I thought you'd stopped giving us those horrid mini-clicky-pix. I was all set for thorough research into the cover art, but no dice.

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Ffs, Beastie, I thought you'd stopped giving us those horrid mini-clicky-pix. I was all set for thorough research into the cover art, but no dice
Inky .Well I dont know how to do those pictures that get bigger when you click em....some find my lack of sophistication appealing

MJ said...

I hope your wood gets an infestation of termites.

BEAST said...

Someone sounds in a BAD MOOD ....Miss Grumpypants

Daisy said...

geez beast i even bent over backwards for MJ and it didn't improve the mood...

BEAST said...

Daisy , its not easy being Canadien

CyberPete said...

She's like a bad infection.

Do you have a cure?

MJ said...

Perhaps that someone has SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!

BEAST said...

CP just dab some natural yoghurt on her , that should calm her down

BEAST said...

Awww Poor Miss MJ
***proffers hot water bottle and stinky duvet***

MJ said...

I have a heating pad strapped to my body as I slavishly work on the Blogging Roundup.

*dabs at yogurt stains*

CyberPete said...

Bloody mary anyone?

inkspot said...

Yes, dear sweet boy, you're frightfully appealing.

Off to Bristol this week: how does one have fun there?

Anonymous said...

Dont go there!

FirstNations said...

I've already read all these. and you stole The Rifleman from me. and, and the pictures don't get bigger when you click on them, and the farting one is in a funny language. And, yeah.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I have a heating pad strapped to my body as I slavishly work on the Blogging Roundup.

*dabs at yogurt stains*

Oh Dear , your saint Miss MJ and no mistake

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Bloody mary anyone?

Go on Bite him Miss MJ

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Yes, dear sweet boy, you're frightfully appealing.

Off to Bristol this week: how does one have fun there?

I shall hand this question over to Mr C , owner of the famed Cafe C and Bristols newly appionted tourism supremo

BEAST said...

Mr C said...
Dont go there!

There you have it Mr Inky

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
I've already read all these. and you stole The Rifleman from me. and, and the pictures don't get bigger when you click on them, and the farting one is in a funny language. And, yeah.

I liberated your copy of the Rifleman as it deserved a wider audience. Its not my fault I cant do clickety clicky picture stuff

scarlet-blue said...

I have stolen MJ's uterus.
I don't know why.
Sx

BEAST said...

I would give it back Miss Scarlet , its nothing but trouble

MJ said...

My uterus is cursed, Miss Scarlet.

In fact, Satan himself is vacationing in it as we speak!

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