The title of this turgid potboiler says it all . Pages of diminutive porn that can be enjoyed by all the family
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a bit of girl on girl action. Add a whole new meaning to pulling a cracker
The cover art may be a tad gender confused , but a rollicking tale of testicles , lube and international intrigue ****
The perfect gift for anyone who enjoys shopping (or you don't particularly like).
An exciting** , well paced thriller ** , that will keep you reading well into the wee small hours ***
This book is just what you need as the whole family lounges about digesting your Christmas Feast . Introduce them to the joys of the Christmas Cheek Flap , A Yuletide yap or a Festive Follow thru . Hours of digestive family fun
A thrilling adventure for Boys .Young Jimmy gets more than he bargained for and discovers the true meaning of 'wood'
*Thats a lie
**oops theres another one
***Dont be ridiculous
****Blimey ANOTHER lie
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Does that say 'Pygmy Love Queen'? Goodness me...
And my what a big log that young man is holding...
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P.S The Shopping Trolley book is also available in a calendar format.
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The Shopping Trolley book is also available in a calendar format.
Oh Miss Scarlet , you shouldn't own up to knowing that
I feel so dirty. All I can come up with is something about big and wood.
The shame!
I assume the Pygmy Love Queen must have a well-lubed dildo. Is your prostate partial to a bit of probing, Beast?
# shuffle in hestitantly...and have a look around #
Ah, Holiday reading. So many choices!
I think I'll start with "The Leather Girls". I've always been interested in tooled leather. Then I will finish with a bang with "The Rifleman".
my son came home tonight to see me and asked me for some self help books...apparently there is a guy at his office who is annoying him because he is involved in some self help stuff and he wants to use them as weapons against him...who would have figured he was my boy? puts a tear in a momma's eye, it does...
CyberPete said...
I feel so dirty. All I can come up with is something about big and wood.
The shame!
Its just the after effects of Miss MJ's Party CP , it will hopefully wear off (In a few years)
Gorilla Bananas said...
I assume the Pygmy Love Queen must have a well-lubed dildo. Is your prostate partial to a bit of probing, Beast?
Its a prostate not a space hopper Mr B !
Kookaburra said...
# shuffle in hestitantly...and have a look around #
Ah, Holiday reading. So many choices!
I think I'll start with "The Leather Girls". I've always been interested in tooled leather. Then I will finish with a bang with "The Rifleman".
Welcome Kookaburra , I wise choice , altho I dread to think what 'tools' have been deployed on the leather....and there could be difficult stains
Daisy said...
my son came home tonight to see me and asked me for some self help books...apparently there is a guy at his office who is annoying him because he is involved in some self help stuff and he wants to use them as weapons against him...who would have figured he was my boy? puts a tear in a momma's eye, it does...
90% of a battle is in the preparation , You have taught him well :-)
Ffs, Beastie, I thought you'd stopped giving us those horrid mini-clicky-pix. I was all set for thorough research into the cover art, but no dice.
inkspot said...
Ffs, Beastie, I thought you'd stopped giving us those horrid mini-clicky-pix. I was all set for thorough research into the cover art, but no dice
Inky .Well I dont know how to do those pictures that get bigger when you click em....some find my lack of sophistication appealing
I hope your wood gets an infestation of termites.
Someone sounds in a BAD MOOD ....Miss Grumpypants
geez beast i even bent over backwards for MJ and it didn't improve the mood...
Daisy , its not easy being Canadien
She's like a bad infection.
Do you have a cure?
Perhaps that someone has SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!
CP just dab some natural yoghurt on her , that should calm her down
Awww Poor Miss MJ
***proffers hot water bottle and stinky duvet***
I have a heating pad strapped to my body as I slavishly work on the Blogging Roundup.
*dabs at yogurt stains*
Bloody mary anyone?
Yes, dear sweet boy, you're frightfully appealing.
Off to Bristol this week: how does one have fun there?
Dont go there!
I've already read all these. and you stole The Rifleman from me. and, and the pictures don't get bigger when you click on them, and the farting one is in a funny language. And, yeah.
MJ said...
I have a heating pad strapped to my body as I slavishly work on the Blogging Roundup.
*dabs at yogurt stains*
Oh Dear , your saint Miss MJ and no mistake
CyberPete said...
Bloody mary anyone?
Go on Bite him Miss MJ
inkspot said...
Yes, dear sweet boy, you're frightfully appealing.
Off to Bristol this week: how does one have fun there?
I shall hand this question over to Mr C , owner of the famed Cafe C and Bristols newly appionted tourism supremo
Mr C said...
Dont go there!
There you have it Mr Inky
FirstNations said...
I've already read all these. and you stole The Rifleman from me. and, and the pictures don't get bigger when you click on them, and the farting one is in a funny language. And, yeah.
I liberated your copy of the Rifleman as it deserved a wider audience. Its not my fault I cant do clickety clicky picture stuff
I have stolen MJ's uterus.
I don't know why.
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I would give it back Miss Scarlet , its nothing but trouble
My uterus is cursed, Miss Scarlet.
In fact, Satan himself is vacationing in it as we speak!
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