The Beast being a fan of the performing arts likes nothing better than settling down for an evening of culture and marvelling at a performer with ENORMOUS talent.A double bill of Miss Chesty Morgans big n bouncy brand of method acting is just the ticket.
Miss Morgan manages to steer her 73" whoppers through 'Deadly Weapons'(gedditttt???) and Double Agent 73 (GEDDITTTTT???) without knocking anything over and even manages to deliver lines.
What are your top nominations for Beastbite film of the year ?
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Mistress MJ recommends "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" starring the lovely Tura Satana as Varla.
It's the story of three thrill-seeking, drag-racing go-go dancers with enormous bosoms.
A real crowd pleaser.
Sounds dead classy Miss MJ , altho I doubt they can compete with Miss Morgans Twin Peaks
Chesty Morgan? Surely she's not still making movies. Her boobs must be down her thighs by now. As for Russ Meyer, what's the name of the film which starts off with a Hitler clone getting a good thrashing and loving every minute of it?
I would like to nominate Showgirls (1995), the inspirational story of a young girl with a natural talent for (pole) dancing, who works hard to make her dream of being a star on the stage come true.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Chesty Morgan? Surely she's not still making movies. Her boobs must be down her thighs by now. As for Russ Meyer, what's the name of the film which starts off with a Hitler clone getting a good thrashing and loving every minute of it?
Sadly Mr B , Miss Morgan has retired from the public eye :-( . I believe the Russ Meyer Film you refer to is UP , didnt the hitler clone get eaten by a pirahnha ??
My 36-B knockers ... er, "knockers" as in small clackers, HURT just visualizing Miss Morgan's knockers knocking around and swinging about, eep >__<
eroswings said...
I would like to nominate Showgirls (1995), the inspirational story of a young girl with a natural talent for (pole) dancing, who works hard to make her dream of being a star on the stage come true.
A masterpiece indeed Mr E .I believe it coined the phrase 'Showgirls Bad ' referring to something that was so bad it was good
Letty Cruz said...
My 36-B knockers ... er, "knockers" as in small clackers, HURT just visualizing Miss Morgan's knockers knocking around and swinging about, eep >__<
They were apparently 100% natural as well , I bet she had a bad back
Where's my popcorn?
In my shorts
Google milena velba ;)
Blimey , she's a big girl Mr H
Why stick with two? Surely more is better?
I would fancy a woman with four or even six....
oh
thats a cow.
OO! OO! love the part in Deadly Weapons when she raaaaaaaises her arms over her head like... a...deadly, deadly...vulture or something. a big, expressionless, deadly....boobyvulture.
yeah.
I say go with the classics. 'Caligula' is a perennial favorite here at Rancho FirstNations, particularly that little dance he does. and the part with the unneccessarily large ring. and the dwarf.
testing...
Is something swallowing your comments?
I swear I left another one here earlier.
Half my comments disspeared overnight :-(
How Bizzare
as a former DD i can tell you it hurt her back...thankfully i have decreased to a D makes like much more comfortable...
Have you noticed that some of yer comments have gone awol?
Same problem as me... when I write this comment one of the old ones appears back instead...
shit i posted this morning...cant remember what i said but i am sure it was profound!
YIPPEEE ALL MY COMMENTS HAVE COME BACK
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You usually only have two comments, tops
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