Tuesday, 26 August 2008

BBQ BEAST ****updated***



Oh Yes its a rare picture of Miss MJ's bike

























As we all know BBQ tends to be an Alpha male thing , and many are rubbish at it , you gotta keep the food circulating from hot to medium parts of the grill so they cook properly and dont burn and dry out.

Vegetarian BBQ is just plain nasty and should be outlawed . You are what you eat ,so they say , therefore its no suprise vegetarians are generally withered and miserable :-)

A useful trick if you have a lot of people round is part cook things like sausages and ribs in the oven and finish them off on the BBQ , you can knock out far more food in a shorter amount of time that is

a. Edible

b.Wont kill the old/weak of your friends and family.Natural selection is cool but best leave it to nature.

The only other tip I would give is dont buy simple to make salad dressing's as the manufacturers have a knack of over flavouring and manage to produce something quiet vile . How difficult is it to make a subtle and savoury oil, vinegar and herb dressing rather than the foul toxic glultinous crap on offer in the supermarkets .

For the unadventurous or pressed for time Premade mayonaise is a perfectly serviceable product , but make your own and there is a world of difference in taste.

One doesnt need to yet again sing the praises of any form of Salad Cream bottled or fresh.........Miss MJ tells me its better than sex (some would say she isn't doing it right , but who are we to criticise )

39 comments:

Hammer said...

I don't understand why store bought dressings have sugar as their first ingredient. I think putting syrup on my salad is disgusting.

I just do vinegar, oil, lemon juice, fresh garlic salt and pepper in the blender and it tastes 100 times better than the regular processed swill.

BEAST said...

Too right Mr H , they also overdo it on the garlic and herb flavours , or you can just give it a good shake in a jar and is delicious

Lippy said...

Just really good olive oil and balsamic vinegar will do on my salad thank you beast - and where's my invite to this here barbie anyway???

BEAST said...

I am not a balsamic vinegar fan Miss Lippy(Its a bit girly) , I like good old malt vinegar or lemon juice with lots of milled black pepper and salt and a good slurp of olive oil and possibly a pinch of whatever fresh herbs are available :-).
I am not having a BBQ I was just sniping at everyone elses

INNER VOICES said...

heh... there is a knack to the timing in any meal... and bbqing is no exception... nice one.

CyberPete said...

I don't remember the last time I had sausages and ribs on the BBQ.

My parents are quite sophisticated with their Weber grill. They BBQ primerib or pork tenderloin etc. Which is nice and then I don't have work so hard for my food. All that bone gnawing isn't my thing (I know, ha ha ha, funny)

You are right about the oil and vinegar dressing. It's nice. I stopped eating the supermarket kind years ago.

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
heh... there is a knack to the timing in any meal... and bbqing is no exception... nice one.
not having to wait for half an hour between bits of meat is a def bonus Mr V

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
I don't remember the last time I had sausages and ribs on the BBQ.

My parents are quite sophisticated with their Weber grill. They BBQ primerib or pork tenderloin etc. Which is nice and then I don't have work so hard for my food.
Oh get you....posh BBQ
All that bone gnawing isn't my thing (I know, ha ha ha, funny)
Your fooling nobody
You are right about the oil and vinegar dressing. It's nice. I stopped eating the supermarket kind years ago.
some are alright but a lot of them are NASTY

Gorilla Bananas said...

Haven't you heard the next big thing is supposed to be naked barbecuing? A man of your expertise should be able to pull it off safely.

MJ said...

I hope you choke on a sausage.

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Looks like MJ left a little something on the saddle.

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Haven't you heard the next big thing is supposed to be naked barbecuing? A man of your expertise should be able to pull it off safely.

Mr Bananas , there is a time and a place for nakedness . Food preparation is not one of them .This sort of behaviour should be left to the germans

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I hope you choke on a sausage.

I am always carefull to chew my food properely Miss MJ

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
Looks like MJ left a little something on the saddle.

I think Miss MJ is making a 'statement' Mr IVD

Daisy said...

beast...how did you ever find mj's bike...now i will know her anywhere!
as far as bbqing...the most important part you didn't mention...DONT OVERCOOK THE STEAK...usually i get steak that is cooked all the way through...it shouldn't be like that...you should taste the MEAT
- hello!

BEAST said...

Daisy , most people misunderstand about types of meat and food piosoning risk . Chicken you have to cook well as salmonella can penetrate the fibre of the meat . Pork you need to cook well as tapeworm eggs can penetrate the meat . Beef however is too dense so you need to ensure that the outside is cooked well but it doesnt matter if the meat is rare inside (Unless its well old ).
So yeah
DONT OVERCOOK THE DAMN STEAK PEOPLE ......or we will send Miss MJ round on her bike

Tickersoid said...

I'm confused. Are you BBQing 'King Beef Curtains'?

BEAST said...

Hello Ticks , No MJ's bike and the BBQ are entirely seperate items

MJ said...

I am not talking to you until you apologize.

eroswings said...

My, my, gives a whole new meaning to riding a bike. Now, when the bike needs a tune up, do you take it to the gynecologist?

It's no wonder that bike thief didn't steal it! He couldn't get a grip with the bike being slippery and all...

I never understood grilled veggies. The first time I lived away from home, I went to a friend's for a BBQ. He offered me a hamburger and a hot dog. I was thinking, 'Hey, where're the chicken and ribs and beef?' This isn't BBQ, this is grilling!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I am not talking to you until you apologize.

typical girl , your supposed to guess what your apologising for but as ever with the battle of the sexes it easier to just bite the bullet
I AM VERY , VERY SORRY MISS MJ
I WONT DO IT AGAIN (actually I probably will )

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
My, my, gives a whole new meaning to riding a bike. Now, when the bike needs a tune up, do you take it to the gynecologist?

It's no wonder that bike thief didn't steal it! He couldn't get a grip with the bike being slippery and all...
we are but simple men bingowings , we have little knowledge of the mysterious world ofcare and maintenance of lady parts
I never understood grilled veggies. The first time I lived away from home, I went to a friend's for a BBQ. He offered me a hamburger and a hot dog. I was thinking, 'Hey, where're the chicken and ribs and beef?' This isn't BBQ, this is grilling!
my biggest problem is with vegetarian sausage....... whats the piont of them

mutleythedog said...

Try grilling fresh sweetcorn cobs with butter for veggies. Fucking great!

eroswings said...

Clearly, that bike has been rode hard and has a lot of miles on it!

MJ said...

Apology accepted.

Perhaps you would like to help yourself to some sausage pizza over at mine?

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Try grilling fresh sweetcorn cobs with butter for veggies. Fucking great!

I will leave the veggies chewing on their foul veggie burgers and sausages and keep the corn for meself :-)

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Clearly, that bike has been rode hard and has a lot of miles on it!

The nipples just needs a good greasing Mr Bingowings and it will be as good to go

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Apology accepted.

Perhaps you would like to help yourself to some sausage pizza over at mine?

How dare you! , I am a vegan

The Old Tarf said...

I do not bother with dressing on my salads. I tend to prefer them neat. Some times i will put a little olive oil on it just a dash.

I have some superb Tbone Steaks to grill, so light up the barbie and open the wine.

MJ said...

Care to lick my bacon strip?

Donnnnn said...

Hmm, I was told that she had Acute Angina?

BEAST said...

The Old Tarf said...
I do not bother with dressing on my salads. I tend to prefer them neat. Some times i will put a little olive oil on it just a dash.

I have some superb Tbone Steaks to grill, so light up the barbie and open the wine.
I can see your a purist Tarf , go on spoil yaself and have a little dressing on your salad

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Care to lick my bacon strip?
looks like someone has been chewin it

BEAST said...

Donnnnn said...
Hmm, I was told that she had Acute Angina?
Now you know the horrible truth donn , its a great big slobbery thing

CyberPete said...

yes. Very posh, I wouldn't want it any other way

Hal Hussein Perry said...

Hi Beast, it's Hal. You poke me a lot on Facebook.

Anyway, I love the bike.

BEAST said...

CB - we are a bit more 'blue collar' over here :-(

Hal . welcome to Beastliness , sadly I am an inveterate Facebook poker , I just can't stop meself . we are not allowed to mention the bike , Miss MJ is in denial

just a girl... said...

holy fuck what was that

Never Mind The Bollix said...

This picture would now it seems account for Mistress MJ's rather large bicycle smile.

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