Friday, 22 August 2008

YET ANOTHER WEAK GAG ABOUT HAVING A DRAG ON A FAG



Ok not that sort of drag or fag , but this book looks well exciting anyway *








Its been two weeks without a cigarette and its going rather well . No really dreadfull side effects and the Champix seems to be living up to its promise in that the nicotine cravings are very lowkey and easy to ignore.
My tastebuds are however going a bit funny , everything has a fishy taste at the moment ** and I seem to be sleeping a lot *** Obviously its going to take a few weeks to get into the not smoking groove , but its looking good**** .




But the rest of you .....go on put a smile in your smokin














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* Actually It looks utter shite - who on earth writes/reads this drivel
** I can confirm in case anyone was wondering , fishy cake is not very nice
***Ok not that much , I am not in danger of getting bedsores .
****Just like me :-)

34 comments:

MJ said...

Why did you use naked as a label?

What is going on over there?

Hammer said...

green tea helps with the fishy taste. Another person I know swears by the bed sheet method.

They take a regualar sheet and get it steaming hot and wrap themselves in it to help cleanse the skin of residuals from years of smoking.

Congrats on 2 weeks.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Why did you use naked as a label?

What is going on over there?
Maybe I am typing this NEKKID

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
green tea helps with the fishy taste. Another person I know swears by the bed sheet method.

They take a regualar sheet and get it steaming hot and wrap themselves in it to help cleanse the skin of residuals from years of smoking.

Congrats on 2 weeks.

I will give the green tea a try and maybe treat meself to a trip to the spa , for a good steam

INNER VOICES said...

keep it up man!!! there is hope for us non-quitters out there!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Maybe you should try eating fish cakes rather than fishy cake. You never know, it might taste of tobacco. Are you farting more or less?

Letty Cruz said...

Congratulations on your second week without major withdrawal fits. I've never smoked (well, except for a joint or maybe two at parites..) but friends who've smoked and tried continuously to quite have gone through nasty bouts of near-menopausal irritation and cravings.

That said, it's weird how I find certain men, especially in pictures and film, even more attractive when they're smoking. Heard some men find that hot in women, too -- eh, just a wandering thought.

Letty Cruz said...

*quit -- AAAARGH typos! & I SWEAR I'm NOT smoking funny cigarettes tonight!

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
keep it up man!!! there is hope for us non-quitters out there!
I wouldn't say its a bundle of laughs Mr V , but I shall plug on

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Maybe you should try eating fish cakes rather than fishy cake. You never know, it might taste of tobacco. Are you farting more or less?
Fish cakes with afternoon tea ??? you could be on to something Mr B

BEAST said...

Letty Cruz said...
Congratulations on your second week without major withdrawal fits. I've never smoked (well, except for a joint or maybe two at parites..) but friends who've smoked and tried continuously to quite have gone through nasty bouts of near-menopausal irritation and cravings.

That said, it's weird how I find certain men, especially in pictures and film, even more attractive when they're smoking. Heard some men find that hot in women, too -- eh, just a wandering thought.
well dont tell me that its hotter to smoke :-(

Inexplicable DeVice said...

That book should be called Drag Queen in the Court Shoes of Death if its author is called Clara Soles...

Splendid show on keeping off the fags for two weeks. Keep it up.

Mu Tai Dong said...

I new kind of condoms!! Take brains out and away with that!?

Lippy said...

Well done on two weeks!

I have now been latte and thick slices of white toast free for 4 WEEKS - count em up! Down a jeans size and feeling better I think. Off for a swim and a steam this morning and a long dog walk this afternoon. September is going to be official - ditch the caffiene month. And we'll go for the sugar in October , I'll keep you posted.

This is an indelicate question Beast but how are your bowels? Nicotene makes you go and without it??

Chris Wood said...

Thanks to you, I'm going to enjoy what I'm about to do even more.

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
That book should be called Drag Queen in the Court Shoes of Death if its author is called Clara Soles...
I bow to your superior drag queen knowledge

Splendid show on keeping off the fags for two weeks. Keep it up.
Two weeks doesnt very long does it :-(

BEAST said...

Mu Tai Dong said...
I new kind of condoms!! Take brains out and away with that!?
Yes indeed Miss Mu
***looks confused ****

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
Well done on two weeks!

I have now been latte and thick slices of white toast free for 4 WEEKS - count em up! Down a jeans size and feeling better I think. Off for a swim and a steam this morning and a long dog walk this afternoon. September is going to be official - ditch the caffiene month. And we'll go for the sugar in October , I'll keep you posted.
Its madness I tell you Miss Lippy

This is an indelicate question Beast but how are your bowels? Nicotene makes you go and without it??
my bowels are fine , its all about eating more fibre

BEAST said...

Chris Wood said...
Thanks to you, I'm going to enjoy what I'm about to do even more.
welcome Mr Wood , that sounds very ominous , does it involve nipple clamps and goose grease ???

FirstNations said...

im worried about your bowels too. not because of the smoking, though; just in general. how ARE they?

eroswings said...

The bigger question is, who the hell buys this kind of book? Clearly, this is something one should check out in a library instead.

Congrats on the your progress! Great job!

MJ said...

When was the last time you had an enema?

Daisy said...

drink lots of water...it will flush out your system and get those taste buds working better...coffee dulls them again...but water will help...:)

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
im worried about your bowels too. not because of the smoking, though; just in general. how ARE they?

Now we have got over the whole Demonic Posession thing all has been well

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
The bigger question is, who the hell buys this kind of book? Clearly, this is something one should check out in a library instead.

Congrats on the your progress! Great job!
Why thank you Mr Bingowings , unfortunatly the book is all too real and available on amazon.....so presumably someone has bought it

BEAST said...

MJ said...
When was the last time you had an enema?
When the last time you gave one ???

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
drink lots of water...it will flush out your system and get those taste buds working better...coffee dulls them again...but water will help...:)

Whisky ????? says Beast hopefully

Pink Drama said...

well, there goes my lunch. you should give us a warning if yuo're going to be doing anything naughty, that way we won't get the visuals.

congrats on the non-smoking. i'm sure it was way worse than when i stopped drinking caffeine.

wait - you mean you're not supposed to sleep all the time? wtf?

BEAST said...

Pinky I wasnt doing anything naughty , Miss First Nations however is another story all together

Daisy said...

sorry pet...water works better...

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
sorry pet...water works better...

Bugger :-(

BEAST said...

The Beast has tracked down a rare photograph of Miss MJ's bike.
It is posted over at my place and is much what you would expect

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