Monday, 11 August 2008

YAY

THREE WHOLE DAYS OFF THE FAGS



Not these fags

you fools














These ones





Whose a clever boy then :-)

32 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Give up both types, Beast. Be pure, like a Zen master.

Anonymous said...

Well done! 3 days. youl be back on them in a couple of days.. the gays and the fags dear.... i love you fn... xxxxxxxxxx

FirstNations said...

remember the altoids. THEY WORK. (its like 'remember the alamo' but even more cryptic to a non-american.)

Mr C= SUPER HOT -N- SEXXXXXY!!!!

MJ said...

You'll be off one sort of fag and onto another in no time as a replacement for something to put in your mouth.

eroswings said...

I have faith that you'll be able to overcome the cigarette! Unfortunately, it won't be as easy to avoid the other fags; it's against the law to ban them from restaurants...or the internet.

Hammer said...

Puffing on either isn't good for you ;)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Give up both types, Beast. Be pure, like a Zen master.

Mr B , I currently spend my life drinking pure spring water , munching Ryvita's and reading improving texts. Waiting for cosmic understanding to slap me in the face . It wont be long before I will be making inscrutable utterances you mark my words

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
Well done! 3 days. youl be back on them in a couple of days.. the gays and the fags dear.... i love you fn... xxxxxxxxxx

Beast possibly regrets Mr C as first choice for motivational stop smoking coach

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MJ said...
You'll be off one sort of fag and onto another in no time as a replacement for something to put in your mouth.
Do you not have chewing gum in Canada Miss MJ ???

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I have faith that you'll be able to overcome the cigarette! Unfortunately, it won't be as easy to avoid the other fags; it's against the law to ban them from restaurants...or the internet.

Its terrible Mr E , poor Mr Frobisher has had a nest of poofs move in over the road , Beast counsels By the laws of diversity we shall preach the gospel of love and togetherness (no tongues) . I am concidering adopting a lesbian (wether they like it or not) , as I have some DIY projects I need some help on and I believe they come with a full set of power tools

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
Puffing on either isn't good for you ;)

So they say Mr H , but anyone who has had a good puff will tell you how much they enjoy it :-)

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
remember the altoids. THEY WORK. (its like 'remember the alamo' but even more cryptic to a non-american.)
I have had it tatoo'd on my ass Miss FN , what are Altiods , they dont sell them here :-(

Mr C= SUPER HOT -N- SEXXXXXY!!!!
Pffft wet and windy more like

MJ said...

Altoids are "curiously strong mints".

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Altoids are "curiously strong mints".

Oh I say , Mr Frobisher recommends sucking on a Fishermans Friend.....as one would expect

Lippy said...

Well done - and I've been off the bread and the milky coffees and the cake and the milk chocolat and the ice cream for 19 days...we deserve a treat Beast, but what?

(I have resorted to Chilli Oil for kickst btw - extra hot, on everything even boiled eggs!)

INNER VOICES said...

*stands outside pub alone smoking... meets two woman. one is girl of his dreams and lives happily ever after... second woman left holding a lighter*

KAZ said...

Right that's done now.

So what will you give up next?
Sticking bananas up your arse?

MJ said...

Kaz: I'm hoping he doesn't go hardcore with pineapples.

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
Well done - and I've been off the bread and the milky coffees and the cake and the milk chocolat and the ice cream for 19 days...we deserve a treat Beast, but what?

(I have resorted to Chilli Oil for kickst btw - extra hot, on everything even boiled eggs!)
Lippy , as you have given up EVERYTHING , how about a nice boiled sprout or something ??

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
*stands outside pub alone smoking... meets two woman. one is girl of his dreams and lives happily ever after... second woman left holding a lighter*
a cautionary tale indeed Mister I , was the one left holding the lighter FAT ???

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Right that's done now.

So what will you give up next?
Sticking bananas up your arse?
Kaz its only in Miss MJ's fevered imagination that various fruits get inserted in my bottom ... still its best to humour her

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Kaz: I'm hoping he doesn't go hardcore with pineapples.

Oh Lord , she's off again.
Somebody hide that aubergine

INNER VOICES said...

ahhh... smart indeed is the beast man... couldnt fool you with that one... mj is now soliciting ideas for your quitting smoking needs, hopefully they come up with more than inserting various fruits and veggies...

Letty Cruz said...

Congratulations, dear Beast!

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
ahhh... smart indeed is the beast man... couldnt fool you with that one... mj is now soliciting ideas for your quitting smoking needs, hopefully they come up with more than inserting various fruits and veggies...

I doubt it Mr I , they are OBSESSED

BEAST said...

Letty Cruz said...
Congratulations, dear Beast!
Ta Letty
5 days now
***does dance***

Daisy said...

congrats beast and i wish you the best...

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
congrats beast and i wish you the best...

thanks Daisy. So far , so good

mutleythedog said...

Now all you have to is give up the horse painkillers, heroin and acid tabs and you will be clean....

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Now all you have to is give up the horse painkillers, heroin and acid tabs and you will be clean....
well as long as I have my knitting , I should be alright

Anonymous said...

God if I quit smoking people would DIE!

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