THREE WHOLE DAYS OFF THE FAGS
Not these fags
you fools
These ones
Whose a clever boy then :-)
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26 comments:
Give up both types, Beast. Be pure, like a Zen master.
remember the altoids. THEY WORK. (its like 'remember the alamo' but even more cryptic to a non-american.)
Mr C= SUPER HOT -N- SEXXXXXY!!!!
Puffing on either isn't good for you ;)
Gorilla Bananas said...
Give up both types, Beast. Be pure, like a Zen master.
Mr B , I currently spend my life drinking pure spring water , munching Ryvita's and reading improving texts. Waiting for cosmic understanding to slap me in the face . It wont be long before I will be making inscrutable utterances you mark my words
Hammer said...
Puffing on either isn't good for you ;)
So they say Mr H , but anyone who has had a good puff will tell you how much they enjoy it :-)
FirstNations said...
remember the altoids. THEY WORK. (its like 'remember the alamo' but even more cryptic to a non-american.)
I have had it tatoo'd on my ass Miss FN , what are Altiods , they dont sell them here :-(
Mr C= SUPER HOT -N- SEXXXXXY!!!!
Pffft wet and windy more like
Altoids are "curiously strong mints".
MJ said...
Altoids are "curiously strong mints".
Oh I say , Mr Frobisher recommends sucking on a Fishermans Friend.....as one would expect
Well done - and I've been off the bread and the milky coffees and the cake and the milk chocolat and the ice cream for 19 days...we deserve a treat Beast, but what?
(I have resorted to Chilli Oil for kickst btw - extra hot, on everything even boiled eggs!)
*stands outside pub alone smoking... meets two woman. one is girl of his dreams and lives happily ever after... second woman left holding a lighter*
Right that's done now.
So what will you give up next?
Sticking bananas up your arse?
Kaz: I'm hoping he doesn't go hardcore with pineapples.
Lippy said...
Well done - and I've been off the bread and the milky coffees and the cake and the milk chocolat and the ice cream for 19 days...we deserve a treat Beast, but what?
(I have resorted to Chilli Oil for kickst btw - extra hot, on everything even boiled eggs!)
Lippy , as you have given up EVERYTHING , how about a nice boiled sprout or something ??
INNER VOICES said...
*stands outside pub alone smoking... meets two woman. one is girl of his dreams and lives happily ever after... second woman left holding a lighter*
a cautionary tale indeed Mister I , was the one left holding the lighter FAT ???
KAZ said...
Right that's done now.
So what will you give up next?
Sticking bananas up your arse?
Kaz its only in Miss MJ's fevered imagination that various fruits get inserted in my bottom ... still its best to humour her
MJ said...
Kaz: I'm hoping he doesn't go hardcore with pineapples.
Oh Lord , she's off again.
Somebody hide that aubergine
ahhh... smart indeed is the beast man... couldnt fool you with that one... mj is now soliciting ideas for your quitting smoking needs, hopefully they come up with more than inserting various fruits and veggies...
Congratulations, dear Beast!
INNER VOICES said...
ahhh... smart indeed is the beast man... couldnt fool you with that one... mj is now soliciting ideas for your quitting smoking needs, hopefully they come up with more than inserting various fruits and veggies...
I doubt it Mr I , they are OBSESSED
Letty Cruz said...
Congratulations, dear Beast!
Ta Letty
5 days now
***does dance***
congrats beast and i wish you the best...
Daisy said...
congrats beast and i wish you the best...
thanks Daisy. So far , so good
Now all you have to is give up the horse painkillers, heroin and acid tabs and you will be clean....
mutleythedog said...
Now all you have to is give up the horse painkillers, heroin and acid tabs and you will be clean....
well as long as I have my knitting , I should be alright
God if I quit smoking people would DIE!
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