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Feeling somewhat parched from a long walk along the Dorset Cliff path , I stumbled into a cafe with a mouth as dry as Gandhi's flip flop , and demanded instant liquid sustenance.
Imagine my surprise to be presented with 'Frobisher in a bottle' or more accurately , Frobisher's squeezed BUMberries.
Full marks to Mr F for exploiting his hanging haemorrhoid's as a natural resource ripe for the harvest ,
However , the Beast was less than impressed I don't know whether it was the glutinous , blood red liquid that flopped out of the bottle , or the slightly sulphurous odour that put me off :-( . Do you think Frobisher's Gusset Goo would have been a better choice ???
34 comments:
If we're talking strictly about what's good for your health, Frobisher's urine might be best. Antiseptic with the same alcohol content as shandy, I would guess.
That particular line must have sold out Mr B , it was bumberries , gusset goo or die of thirst
gosh Im so glad i hurried over and read this *suddenly pulls wastebasket closer*
HOLY CRAP BEAST did you HAVE to use the word 'flopped'? did you REALLY?
*slouched over wastebasket waiting*
*unable to repress mental image associated with Frobishers 'Sylabub Under the Cow'*
Bumble berries? I can't imagine drinking a liquid rim job.
i bet it tastes very bitter! dorset cliff paths you mean the west cliff lol
i bet it tastes very bitter! dorset cliff paths you mean the west cliff lol
Is Frobisher a genie?
FirstNations said...
gosh Im so glad i hurried over and read this *suddenly pulls wastebasket closer*
HOLY CRAP BEAST did you HAVE to use the word 'flopped'? did you REALLY?
*slouched over wastebasket waiting*
*unable to repress mental image associated with Frobishers 'Sylabub Under the Cow'*
Terrible isn't it Miss FN , the purgative properties of Frobishers Bum Berry Juice is fabled on the South Coast so I am told
Hammer said...
Bumble berries? I can't imagine drinking a liquid rim job.
It wasnt what I was expecting when I requested a juice Mr Hammer
Anonymous said...
i bet it tastes very bitter! dorset cliff paths you mean the west cliff lol
It was rather bitter , have you tried Frobishers juice before Mr C ????
Anonymous said...
i bet it tastes very bitter! dorset cliff paths you mean the west cliff lol
Saying it twice , doesnt make it twice as funny
MJ said...
Is Frobisher a genie?
More of a Princess Miss MJ
I thought that smell was the grilled seabass....my mistake
The question is, did you finish the whole bottle....
(.)(.)
I passed it off on my companions by doing the old ....try this its REALLY nice
Works everytime
All the berries for Frobishers' were squeezed between my ass cheeks - it really is liquid Ambrosia, the food of the gods!
ps - a bit of extra "protein" in the bottom of each bottle.
what he realy means! is he took it home to rim the top of the bottle... mmmm! you taste so good frobisher!!
Frobisher said...
All the berries for Frobishers' were squeezed between my ass cheeks - it really is liquid Ambrosia, the food of the gods!
ps - a bit of extra "protein" in the bottom of each bottle.
everyone loves a good old fashioned home made recipe , another delight from Frobishers Country Kitchen
Anonymous said...
what he realy means! is he took it home to rim the top of the bottle... mmmm! you taste so good frobisher!!
See Mr F , a fan has emerged already
Holy Crap! If that much liquid is coming from his end, then forget the Preparation H! Get surgical intervention!
Beast, I fear you may have only delayed death slightly...dying of thirst would've much more pleasant.
Oops! Meant to say "would've been much more pleasant", but the thought of how they squeezed out the juice from these berries made me lose my train of thought...and quite possibly, my appetite.
Wow Frobi is our own Paris Hilton. Putting his name to all sorts of atrocious products. Good for him. And he didn't even have to do a bad porn movie to kickstart it.
eroswings said...
Holy Crap! If that much liquid is coming from his end, then forget the Preparation H! Get surgical intervention!
Beast, I fear you may have only delayed death slightly...dying of thirst would've much more pleasant.
Oops! Meant to say "would've been much more pleasant", but the thought of how they squeezed out the juice from these berries made me lose my train of thought...and quite possibly, my appetite.
I think Mr Frobisher has a secret haemariod farm going , flits around every morning and evening for 'milking' duties
I am making meself feel ill now
CyberPete said...
Wow Frobi is our own Paris Hilton. Putting his name to all sorts of atrocious products. Good for him. And he didn't even have to do a bad porn movie to kickstart it.
I have promised not to mention 'Frobisher's Big Surprise'
this actually just cracked me up this morning and i needed a bit of uplifting...thanks beast ;)
Daisy's bra has failed her.
Daisy ....eeek sounds nasty , glad the Beast could be of service.
Miss MJ .
Beast is a safe (and warm) pair of hands
*thanks beast for the support and for that support being warm...grins to MJ that na na boo boo grin because daisy has hands on her breast and MJ doesn't*
wind chimes any one!
I've just ordered a caselot. mr. frobisher may be *ahem* incapacitated for some time. *trots off to light candles in bathroom and put on mantovani cd*
cafe C: where the elite meet to eat! *peruses menu and is sad to note the absence of the Chef on the menu...XX!)
Daisy said...
*thanks beast for the support and for that support being warm...grins to MJ that na na boo boo grin because daisy has hands on her breast and MJ doesn't*
Can I let go now , my arms are acheing :-)
Anonymous said...
wind chimes any one!
Go Away you silly old hippy
FirstNations said...
I've just ordered a caselot. mr. frobisher may be *ahem* incapacitated for some time. *trots off to light candles in bathroom and put on mantovani cd*
Yuk , Frobisher will be squeezin and groaning for a while then . Who can better the mellow strings of Mantovani
cafe C: where the elite meet to eat! *peruses menu and is sad to note the absence of the Chef on the menu...XX!)
The cheaper cuts are on special offer at the local supermarket , the scragend is particularly good value :-)
of course beast...it was just the initial grab that did it for me in the first place...lol
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