Thursday 25 October 2007

SPOILED FOR CHOICE


I have many exciting options to concider for the approaching weekend .

Mr Mutley has contacted me in feverish excitement , as he has arranged an internet blind date with 'Three fun loving sisters' ! .He cheerfully asked if I would like to come along to 'make up the numbers' , confiding that two would be enough for himself , and I could have the uggo.I fear Mr M has made a dreadful mistake as the 'sisters' have finally sent me the picture i requested , a far cry from the nympho triplets Mr M is expecting.So I may have to give this one a miss.


My next exciting option is protesting about something with Mr Gaskin. I havnt got a clue what it is , but feel free to pop over to Mr Gaskins Emporium as I am sure hes having a rant about it .Mr G has apparently made a nice banner for me , Saying COME ON PIGS IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH.......must have something to do with the euro pork mountain or some such. But apparently I will be in front of the march to draw the attention of the police....... well I never , recognised for my boyish good looks and natty dress sense at last


But after a busy week at work I may just plumb for a delicious take away from Miss Mu's fabulous Tex Mex/Polish/Beetroot /Chinese take away . I do feel the Bridport Hospital Sponsorship Message(Health Warning ???) on Miss Mu's take away menu is a mistake..... but the foxy chinese minx seems happy with it.






I could then settle down and get in touch with my femenine side.




Or Maybe not ! I will keep you posted if further offers flood in

28 comments:

none said...

I hear the sisters really know how to have a good time.

We actually have a tex mex chinese Take out in the neighborhood I get the cheese enchiladas with a side of crispy tofu

Gorilla Bananas said...

You should clarify what Mutley meant. The three sisters may be planning to put on a show rather than requiring assistance from either of you. Bring a dildo instead of a bottle and go to the Chinese take away afterwards.

The Mistress said...

Looks like the nuns are into water sports.

Don't let it become a habit.

Daisy said...

well i would like to help you out with that beast but my flight on saturday is 8 hours and i won't get into belfast until sunday so my weekend is shot...btw...3 on 2 usually turns out bad for one...

Frobisher said...

I will be smoking crystal and watching the X factor followed by a trawl round Gaydar to find young flesh.

Your more than welcome to join me :)

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...

I forgot what protest I'm going to now and don't know which placards to take...

FirstNations said...

thats Cousin Its' feminine side.

we have a korean burger joint here...triple decker with a side of kimchee.

livesbythewoods said...

Gah! Wish I'd seen this earlier. You could have come to Apple Day.

Was great.

Apples everywhere.

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
I hear the sisters really know how to have a good time.

We actually have a tex mex chinese Take out in the neighborhood I get the cheese enchiladas with a side of crispy tofu


Mr Hammer , Miss Mu's take out is something of a challenge , her cheese enchilladas would have beetroot chop suey lurking within with a stomach pump on the side

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
You should clarify what Mutley meant. The three sisters may be planning to put on a show rather than requiring assistance from either of you. Bring a dildo instead of a bottle and go to the Chinese take away afterwards.

The sisters putting on a show.... shudders
Miss Mu's afterwards......***GAGS***

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Looks like the nuns are into water sports.

Don't let it become a habit.


lets hope they didnt audition for Piggy and Tazzy's weekend video..... that was gross

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
well i would like to help you out with that beast but my flight on saturday is 8 hours and i won't get into belfast until sunday so my weekend is shot...btw...3 on 2 usually turns out bad for one...

ooooh belfast Daisy you are only a short hop accrross the water. Your right about the 3 on 2 ....the Beast doesnt play well with others :-(

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I will be smoking crystal and watching the X factor followed by a trawl round Gaydar to find young flesh.

Your more than welcome to join me :)


Smoked and roasted chicken at Frobishers then :-)

BEAST said...

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...
I forgot what protest I'm going to now and don't know which placards to take...

YOU WERE PROTESTING AB OUT ALZHEIMERS...... you have to shout , hes a bit deaf ,poor old thing

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
thats Cousin Its' feminine side.
Its mine all mine , blondes have more fun

we have a korean burger joint here...triple decker with a side of kimchee.
Ok , whats flippin kimchee then

BEAST said...

livesbythewoods said...
Gah! Wish I'd seen this earlier. You could have come to Apple Day.

Was great.

Apples everywhere.


Blimey......apples.
I once got so excited about going to Walnut World....billed as 'the best walnut related fun day out in the world' ...... it was closed :-(

Anonymous said...

It's not the weekend any more.

FirstNations said...

kimchee is one of those things that sounds horrible but is actually super good. its different types of cabbage-napa, bok choy, hardrock-fermented with garlic, ginger and chili sauce. it's nothing at all like sauerkraut-kimchee is DELICIOUS. something halfway between a condiment and a side dish and it's incredibly yummy!!!!pairing it with a hamburger is actually inspired.

Rimshot said...

"First Nations said...
it's nothing at all like sauerkraut-kimchee is DELICIOUS


What're you saying? Some of us enjoy sauerkraut. Of course, if you're sampling the canned or bagged crap, then you're on your own, but the real homemade, stink up the whole house stuff is outstanding.

As for kimchee...just about anything pickled is ok in my book.

oh...and MJ smells like festering, pus filled leisions.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

if that's your feminine side Beast then you'd better watch out or Mutley will be touching it too...

BEAST said...

Piggy and Tazzy said...
It's not the weekend any more.

Thank you Piggy and Tazzy , where would we be without your timely reminders

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
kimchee is one of those things that sounds horrible but is actually super good. its different types of cabbage-napa, bok choy, hardrock-fermented with garlic, ginger and chili sauce. it's nothing at all like sauerkraut-kimchee is DELICIOUS. something halfway between a condiment and a side dish and it's incredibly yummy!!!!pairing it with a hamburger is actually inspired.
Sounds marvellous if not a bit windy , too large a portion of this and you could end up with a half digested hamburger stuck to the back of your underwear :-)

BEAST said...

Rimshot said...
"First Nations said...
it's nothing at all like sauerkraut-kimchee is DELICIOUS

What're you saying? Some of us enjoy sauerkraut. Of course, if you're sampling the canned or bagged crap, then you're on your own, but the real homemade, stink up the whole house stuff is outstanding.

As for kimchee...just about anything pickled is ok in my book.

oh...and MJ smells like festering, pus filled leisions.


I have never had saukraut or kimchee , so cant comment on iether however
I am sure Miss MJ smells lovely

BEAST said...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
if that's your feminine side Beast then you'd better watch out or Mutley will be touching it too...


I bet my feminine side probably looks like Fat Pat Butcher or Ethel Merman , mind you Mr M is not fussy

Anonymous said...

I....am.....ok?


I have....recovered....I think.


Is this much blood loss normal?

FirstNations said...

jesus, beast, your feminine side bit poor muttley.

your new drag name is:
Miss V. Dentata

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I....am.....ok?


I have....recovered....I think.


Is this much blood loss normal?

Just pinch the tattered ends together Mr M , I am sure it will be fine

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
jesus, beast, your feminine side bit poor muttley.

your new drag name is:
Miss V. Dentata


Miss FN , having gone to all that effort to get in touch with my feminine side , I was a little dissapionted to discover it had a bad case of PMS.
That will teach Mr Mutley to take liberties.....

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