Friday, 5 October 2007
OH BULLOCKS !!!!
Fellow Taureans , are you all having a shit week ????
It started at the end of last week with too much work , then was swiftly preceded by arguements , misunderstandings and tantrums .
Which was just the warm up for a bizzare virus infection .
Burning fever and chills followed by two days of every muscle in my body aching (even my eyelids).
By midweek the health was improving , but the cosmos had not finished with me yet......
I gained 1 miserly pound at fat club weigh in(which was a shock) , and got a ratty lecture from the over tanned , scraggy rotweiler that runs the club .......having stomped off home still smarting from the terrible harangue , I then proceeded to take a 7 pound leak.......I was in there for HOURS....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Water retention is bad enough becuase its just so damn girly , but a mistimed monster urination is just well ,,,,taking the piss.
Was it all over yet Oooooh no , suddenly the financial situation went down the drain(a shocking unexpected bill)............ and then double or quits got twice as bad(as in "ooops when i said £200 , I actually meant £400").
Now a taurus on the most meager of budgets will have an emergency fund( even if its only a hard saved £1) , they will also have a holiday treats fund and a bit extra put by somewhere else just to make sure........all temporarily wiped out...........
A taurean without contingencies is not a happy bunny.
So there we have it , the Beast is in a rare old Taurean fug , and about to have a spectacular bullish tantrum/eruption , so I will be spending as much of the weekend on my own as possible , so's not to lose any hapless friends or loved ones to collateral damage or pyroplastic flow.
Not that I shall be festering , oh no no no.... come monday morning I am going to have the cleanest house in the western hemisphere , my garden will be clipped , brushed and primped and I am going to have THE most toned and excersised butt in Bournemouth .
House keeping/excersise as anger management . Yessireee
You get a result
Have a nice weekend..........
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