Tuesday, 2 October 2007

SISTA'S DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES


I dont know what is the world comming to.The vatican is having to shut down a convent in Bari Italy , when the sisters vow of silence was shattered by an unholy row and a punch up.
The Clarissa nuns regarded as the strictest order in the catholic church , devoted to a life of prayer , silence and contemplation , beat the living shite out of the mother superior having been driven to distraction by her nasty habits - and I dont think they were reffering to her laundry.
The Beast wonders if this is the latest ploy by the vatican to bolster those dwindling congregations
The Mearest hint of the possibility of a bit of girl on girl action is bound to put bums on pews - Its a miracle
Halleluyah !

32 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Doesn't surprise me, nuns are tough cookies. "Mother Superior" is a synonym for "strap-on rapist".

Lippy said...

She'd have been so late that everyone would have pissed off before she'd got herself together! - not that I'm feeling down on Italians in any way at all whatsoever....

Frobisher said...

Nun today

Nun tomorrow

Nun the day after that

Anonymous said...

were the hell did you get that picture of frobisher and keith from??

Tickersoid said...

What exactly are the nasty habits?

mutleythedog said...

You have always been over interested in Nuns... did you google naughty nuns for this snippet? Still on for Saturday? Will you bring your own board?

Hammer said...

I went to a school taught by nuns and they were never ones to spare the rod.

BEAST said...

GB - well in this instance mother superior got her come uppance.

Lippy oh dear what have the italian nation done to you ???
or are you still upset about mussolini ???

Frobisher - I am sure they find other forms of 'entertainment' , all those church candles layin about just askin for it.

Mr C , one of the better ones , the one of them dressed as Britney and Madddona would frighten the crows from your aunts garden as the saying goes.

Tickers - it wasnt specified in the news article , one dreads to think.

Hammer - were they really that mean ? I suppose all that being pious must cause a backlash at some point

BEAST said...

Mr Mutley ..i almost forgot you ....no of course I didnt google it , I just made it up.....its much easier.
On saturday I shall be doing it on a tea tray , no fancy board for the Beast.If the wipersnappers think they have seen the pinnacle of middle aged embarrasement , they are so very , very wrong :-)

jungle jane said...

are you a lesbian now, Beastie? Or a nun? oh, it's all so confusing. Is it still okay for us to have our pube plucking party on thursday?

Raymond said...

beware! the bumblers be swarmin! they be swarmin all over my Mountan Dew and all over my cornbread! BZZZZZ!!!!

Teh power and the glory of Mr. Pride protectin me from all that and shit!

BEAST said...

jungle jane said...
are you a lesbian now, Beastie? Or a nun? oh, it's all so confusing. Is it still okay for us to have our pube plucking party on thursday?

Its my new hobby JJ , Sista Beasty the Lesbian Nun , the pube pluckin and nipple waxing party is still on , Mr Mutley is going to do a bit of pole dancing to take our minds off the pain

BEAST said...

Raymond said...
beware! the bumblers be swarmin! they be swarmin all over my Mountan Dew and all over my cornbread! BZZZZZ!!!!
I love a nice picnic me

Teh power and the glory of Mr. Pride protectin me from all that and shit!
Is Mr Pride your special friend Mr Raymond ???? I had a special friend Miss Pixie Sprinkles once..... sadly she was run over by an articulated lorry(twice) and has left a nasty stain on the tarmac.... oh how I miss her

First Nations said...

after a certain age all nuns seem to get homicidal.
are you going snowboarding with muttley? are you going to wear a big stripey jamaican knit hat and moke de herb out in the parking lot mon? are you going to do gnarly jumps and wicked moves on the half-pipes?

have fun.

*snerk*

Ian said...

Guns will do you no good unless they are in Charlie's (Charleys) hand.

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
after a certain age all nuns seem to get homicidal.
are you going snowboarding with muttley? are you going to wear a big stripey jamaican knit hat and moke de herb out in the parking lot mon? are you going to do gnarly jumps and wicked moves on the half-pipes?

have fun.

*snerk*


FN The Beast will not be conforming to any previously know stereotype , I shall wear my middle aged , white male chic with style , the only thing on my head will be the ubiqitous ill fitting ginger toupee (to impress the girlies) , myself and Mr Mutley may share a nice thermos of tea and a few egg sandwiches in the car park . Gnarly Jumps ??? are you mad , a man in my condition ??? :-)

BEAST said...

Ian said...
Guns will do you no good unless they are in Charlie's (Charleys) hand.

Ian , The Beast doesnt hold with guns in anyones hands including Charlie.....It is heartening to see equal oppertunities has extended to Charlies Angels.

Mu Tai Dong said...

All womens go lesbian when Beast meet to meet then. Backly surprised?

BEAST said...

Mu Tai Dong said...
All womens go lesbian when Beast meet to meet then. Backly surprised?

****Gasp***
Mu Tai how rude
I am a Lesbian Icon

Tickersoid said...

Apparently the 'dirty habit' referred to was the Mother Superior, sliding down the banisters, on what should have been her 'rag day'.

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