Saturday, 13 October 2007
W T F ?????
Last time I was at Ma Beasties , I was having a chuck out of some old boxes of stuff I had hanging around in the loft. While routing about I found Beasties Bizar Records Box.
Here is a selection of some of the horrors to be found within.
Klaus Nomi , sadly no longer with us, but a 24 carat freak. He looked like an anorexic , green haired humpty dumpty. His style of music can best be described as pavarotti with a head cold being chased roundstudio twenty one by someone wealding a weed whacker. If you havn't grooved to our Klauses rendition of The Twist ...........you havn't lived.
Next up is an old Beastbite favourite William Shatner.What can I say about this shocker other than it bodly goes etc etc.
The great capn's version of Lucy in the Sky with diamonds is certainly emotional..........to clarify .....it made me want to cry.
Lastly I have selected the jewel in Beasties crown.
Our Babs , purveyor of crap romantic fiction , managed to curl this out(as in a turd) inbetween churning out her weekly novels. It beggars belief that she actually got the Royal Philarmonic to participate.She croaks her way thru a pantheon of standards , committing musical first degree murder at every turn.
Its foul and made Granny Beastie laugh so hard she blew her dentures into the sunday lunch trifle .Which got as both in terrible trouble with Ma Beasty.I miss Grany Beastie gawd bless her , a wickedly funny old lady.
I particularly love the artistic licence employed
in the sleeve picture , as the hideous old bat actually looked like this.............
Yum , Yum.
Now my lovelies what horrors have you lurking on shelves and in atticks ????
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