Saturday, 13 October 2007

W T F ?????


Last time I was at Ma Beasties , I was having a chuck out of some old boxes of stuff I had hanging around in the loft. While routing about I found Beasties Bizar Records Box.
Here is a selection of some of the horrors to be found within.

Klaus Nomi , sadly no longer with us, but a 24 carat freak. He looked like an anorexic , green haired humpty dumpty. His style of music can best be described as pavarotti with a head cold being chased roundstudio twenty one by someone wealding a weed whacker. If you havn't grooved to our Klauses rendition of The Twist ...........you havn't lived.



Next up is an old Beastbite favourite William Shatner.What can I say about this shocker other than it bodly goes etc etc.
The great capn's version of Lucy in the Sky with diamonds is certainly emotional..........to clarify .....it made me want to cry.






Lastly I have selected the jewel in Beasties crown.
Our Babs , purveyor of crap romantic fiction , managed to curl this out(as in a turd) inbetween churning out her weekly novels. It beggars belief that she actually got the Royal Philarmonic to participate.She croaks her way thru a pantheon of standards , committing musical first degree murder at every turn.
Its foul and made Granny Beastie laugh so hard she blew her dentures into the sunday lunch trifle .Which got as both in terrible trouble with Ma Beasty.I miss Grany Beastie gawd bless her , a wickedly funny old lady.
I particularly love the artistic licence employed
in the sleeve picture , as the hideous old bat actually looked like this.............




Yum , Yum.




Now my lovelies what horrors have you lurking on shelves and in atticks ????

16 comments:

Hammer said...

Lovely collection. You just inspired me to go thtough my stuf

Gorilla Bananas said...

It takes a big man to admit to owning records like that, Beast. Many people still celebrate the anniversary of Barbara Cartland losing her virginity. Historical events like that should never be forgotten.

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
Lovely collection. You just inspired me to go thtough my stuf

Mr H there are some other choice peaces lurking in mine , that I had blanked out from my memory

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
It takes a big man to admit to owning records like that, Beast. Many people still celebrate the anniversary of Barbara Cartland losing her virginity. Historical events like that should never be forgotten.

Mr Bananas , having heard Miss Cartland 'sing' , her first orgasm must have set dogs howling across the entire home counties , mind you she looks like a lay back and think of England sort of girl , an orgasm was probably concidered bad taste

First Nations said...

a beaver brain in a jar that i do experiments on.

Lippy said...

Honestly really nothing bad - the worst thing I have to confess is that the first "single" I ever bought was Jive Talking by the Bee Gees ...........first album however was Alice Cooper Goes to Hell, i caught on fast for a 12 year old!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

Ha Ha! That's brilliant. Um, I have four bon jovi CDs. Which I am not ashamed of. I am a little embarrassed by a tape my dad has of me singing songs when I was four. He wheels it out to shame me in front of guests.

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First Nations said...

'Go West' by The Village People.


hey, i thought the construction worker was cute.

and the biker.

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
a beaver brain in a jar that i do experiments on.

It good to have a hobby !

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
Honestly really nothing bad - the worst thing I have to confess is that the first "single" I ever bought was Jive Talking by the Bee Gees ...........first album however was Alice Cooper Goes to Hell, i caught on fast for a 12 year old!

The Bee Gees......its a Tragedy , whereas Good Old Alice , you cant go wrong with a bit of Alice Cooper

BEAST said...

Mermaid of Moorgate said...
Ha Ha! That's brilliant. Um, I have four bon jovi CDs. Which I am not ashamed of. I am a little embarrassed by a tape my dad has of me singing songs when I was four. He wheels it out to shame me in front of guests.

Well apart from the precocious singing tape , your hardly embarrasing at all , cant you make something up ?

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
'Go West' by The Village People.


hey, i thought the construction worker was cute.

and the biker.


Isnt YMCA the biggest grossing bit of music for publishing and playing revenues of all time ?
**** doing the movements ****
:-)))

Mental Mac said...

ooh cripes. I have a few.

I have a Bee Gees gatefold that folds out to reveal Maurice, Barry and Robin's heads.

Then there is the Sonya single "Don't worry be happy".

A couple of Womble LP's and thats all I am going to confess to at the mo.

BEAST said...

Mental Mac said...
ooh cripes. I have a few.

I have a Bee Gees gatefold that folds out to reveal Maurice, Barry and Robin's heads.

Then there is the Sonya single "Don't worry be happy".

A couple of Womble LP's and thats all I am going to confess to at the mo.



Hmmmmm the Bee Gee's MM , with all that fake tan , teeth , gold jewellry and chest hair , they could very easily come from Essex , is that the attraction ??? it cant be the singing :-)

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...

I shudder at the recollection of the chicken song being somewhere in a collection... and the 'rock classics' both lurked beside the 70's record player in the folks old house...

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