Tuesday, 29 May 2007
SNOT FUNNY !
I cant believe it , some plague ridden workmate has infected me with a cold.I have spent the whole weekend a 'coughing and a, sneezing.Worse still its one of the real runny ones , so I look like I have some sort of ejaculation problem or my brains are leaking out of me nose.I dragged meself into work this morning and got promptly sent home , I was suprised I didnt get given a bell and a sign saying unclean to hang around me neck.
I have spent the rest of the day loafing around in bed eating chocolate biscuits and crisps(chips for our American readership) and scraping snot off me face with the whole kitchen roll I took to bed with me.
Its not a pleasant sight.
Being a man , I of course like to make a huge drama when I am ill , but living on my own I find my scope is limited in my home environmens , so thank heavens for technology , I have phoned ma Beasty and moaned, coughed , sneezed and bleated , and mailed and MSN'd all my female aquantencences to allow them to cosset and fuss.I had mixed success , a few 'there , there, there's' , the odd 'I hope you feel better tomorrow' and one threat of If i didnt stop whingeing I would soon have a visit to show me the true meaning of pain and suffering(you somehow expect better of your own MOTHER !)
Has Mr Gorilla Bananas hit upon a winning marketing opertunity , watch out for Beast snot coming soon to a supermarket near you.
On another note have a look at this blog , I cant wait to see what our resident Amazons Jungle Jane and First Nations make of this www.MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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