In a fit of pure Beasty glutony , I made a big saucepan of really thick fresh lentil soup , enough to feed about twenty.
I then ate it all.It was lush.!
I am now beached on the sofa like orka the obese.Apart from the terrible bloating there are some hidious gurglings and squelchings coming from my guts and it feels like something is squirming around down there .
I dont feel very well :-(
I fear a ghastly gastric incident my ensue , as I dont want to wake in the wee small hours with besplattered walls and some half digested vegetable horror dripping off the chandelier. I may have to sleep in the bath.
If someone would just volunteer to come round in the morning and hose me down all may yet be well .
***Belches discreetly and waddles off*****