I havnt got much money this month , but I decided to treat myself to a little something for my garden , a solar glowglobe from Ebay***.It is the coolest thing ever , it glows away gently changing colour thru the full spectrum and seems to last all night.
Should I ever decide to go to a fancy dress party in drag , I am def buying another one and will use them as glowing fake breasts !!
Since all my blogging chums are 'going green' , Frobisher and FN composting away like demons , Jungle Jane is bathing with a few friends , Mu Tai is burning Mr Mutleys furniture to power her wok .I have decided to do my part and save the planet from my lavatory seat. We all flush too much apparently , there is no need to flush after every lavatorial transaction....so remember
If its yellow let it mellow****
If its brown flush it down
I heard on the radio that there is a new phenomenon in london that has appeared since the massive influx of polish builders....... if someone turns up at you house , uses your bathroom and has a big dump............ is now called doing a polish(as in poland notas in polishing ya nic knacs).
Has anyone ever 'done a polish' at your house ????
***God bless Ebay
***** unless its a yellow Polish , in which case its probably cholera , so flush immediatley and seek medical attention :-)