Wednesday, 2 May 2007

CAMPING WITH MR C


**** UPDATE ****

The Lovely Carmen Miranda








The Not so lovely 'Fat Pat'


Read the comments it will all make sense
(Well anythings possible)





*** End Of UPDATE***












Mr C reckons , at the first sign of a bit of camp I do a runner





That accusation makes me want to








Me and the boys at the womens institute dont know what hes talking about








You wont catch me screaming at the sight of a bit of camp










Altho butch is best










Sometimes you do wonder ....... fag anyone ???









*****Beast , adjusts Jackie 'O shades , freshens lipstick and minces off ****

30 comments:

mutleythedog said...

You won't mind me coming round in my Friday night deshabille then I presume?

mutleythedog said...

and you won't pretend not to know me when horrible estate children laugh and point? And you won't tell your friends I am a mental case you are looking after me as part of your community service ?-all this and more happened last time I was in Bournemouth Mr B

Hammer said...

Nothing worse then looking down in the stall next to you just to see someone taking a piss standing up with a mini skirt around their ankles.

Pink Drama said...

i wish you'd stop trying to borrow my makeup, beast. and stop trying on my bras! they won't fit you!

*slaps beasts hands*
*runs off to tell frobisher and first nations*

Lucien Modo said...

By your leave Beast,

I am conducting a little experiment on BABEL

http://ofbabel.blogspot.com/

Would be most happy if people give it a go.

BEAST said...

Mr Mutley , was it a night out with Frobisher , trawling the nether hells of Bournemouth.I live in a very upmarket part of town , people lay doileys down before their dogs crap on the pavement and say excuse me BEFORE they break wind in the post office....its very nice.
Can i peepup you miny skirt ???

Hammer WHAT WERE YOU DOING PEERING INTO THE NEXT STALL ?????
Is this another disorder to add to your homework eating ??

Pinky , I would look trully horrible dressed in drag(as does Mr Mutley but we pretend he looks stunning) , can I wear your bra's like ear warmers.....because thats just soooo funny.

Lucien , experimenting on dumb animals is banned ,unless your giving me lots of fags to smoke like them lucky bastard beagles.

First Nations said...

i always saw you as more the eddie izzard type...lounging pyjamas, cigarette in looooong holder


eyeliner

First Nations said...

i happen to find mr. izzard VERY SEXY.

Pink Drama said...

beast - you may wear them as ear warmers, i give you my permission. just remember to buy me all brand new ones...i like bright colors.

jungle jane said...

I always thought you were a dead ringer for Dame Edna, Beasty. Please keep the dream alive - tell me its true??

BEAST said...

All , I think Fat Pat from East enders dressed as Carmen Miranda (you can never have enough fruit) would be closer to the mark with possibly a soupcon of Boris Yeltsin thrown in.
I shall add a picture of East enders Fat Pat to the original post for those who live in blissful ignorance but need to know how hot I am....yowsa.

mutleythedog said...

Was Carmen Miranda a man?? I know Pat Butcher is played by a male actor - he is in the screen version of Gorilla Bananas The Musical as well...

Lippy said...

FN's right about Eddie Izzard you know ..she's going to wash him and send him round to mine when she's finished with him...won't be much left I imagine.

Newforestandy said...

I always thought it was you in drag, Beast, lurking late night under the pier, and you always give the excuse your looking for crabs...... mmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

ARe we talking about boscum peir beasty is always down there, looking for cockles and winkles:)

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Glad to see you share my admiration of the diminutive Brazilian bombshell, Mr Beast. If it came to a competition with Fat Pat. a big pawpaw beats a brace of prickly pears any day of the week. You all seem a bit peculiar on the south coast, is it gulf stream syndrome?

jungle jane said...

Fat Pat is awesome. Almost as cute as Babs. I wish to see Fat Pat nekkid. Please arrange...

BEAST said...

Mr Mutley , I think you are confusing Ms Miranda with your friend and neighbour Giles.Does Giles show a penchant for wearing hats with lots of fruit and the occasional dead animal on it ??

BEAST said...

Lippy you girls have very strange taste , Mr Izzard looks to be a bit of a potato head to me , but what do I know.

BEAST said...

Mr NFA and Mr C , As youknow I have an active interest in all manner of crustacia , I think the whelk is an extremely undervalued culinary delight ....or where you both alluding to something else ????

BEAST said...

Dear Daphne , I like a latin hotsy along with the rest of them , my Brazilian is legendary in certain circles, you look like a girl whose no stranger to rattling your marraca's .....am I right ???

BEAST said...

Dear Sweet innocent JJ.If you saw Fat Pat nekkid you would instantly turn to stone or self combust ,If thi one sat on your face I fear you would not be able to hear the stereo.However I also share your desire for cellulite....its very lumpy and lickable....you minx.

First Nations said...

'La Izzard' is a god(dess); a cross-dressing feast for the senses and an intellectual delight the like of which is seldom seen in this boring old world of ours. you should be proud-PROUD!-to be included in with the like of Eduardo mine. i think of him as 'Cleese lite'...same great taste but 33% less filling (at least that's what I'm given to understand per JungleJane)

First Nations said...

..you think i left him trashed, Lippy? JJ delivered him to my step in a carton with some airholes punched in.

mutleythedog said...

Giles effects a new Goth version of Edna Everage - he Looks a little like Siouxsie Sue if you ask me....

BEAST said...

FN ....poor Mr/Ms Izzard , If JJ has had her evil way with him , he has sipped from the furry cup ,and been subjected to inhuman debauchery , pain and toe curling extacy , feed the poor man and tend him well (a good hosing down in the back yard probably wont go a miss).

Mr Mutley , does all that black suit poor Giles pallid complexion.... is he still desporting himself down the Bridport 'Meatrack' (lidl's car park) all hours of the night desperatly hoping to find hot man love.Those are not my words you understand but taken from a resent comunication from Giles (written in pink felt tip on a rather large pair of bloomers I suspect he pinched from pink drama)

Newforestandy said...

I cant think of what you could think I was hinting at, after all I am just a pure, sweet and innocent forestman

BEAST said...

Mr N F A of course you are , I would not say a bad word about you (until you return the negatives , anyways)

PINKY I cant comment on your blog....probably because I am an idiot !!!!

mutleythedog said...

Giles has been returned by the Devon Police!!! What has he been up to???

Pink Drama said...

beast darling - i don't know why you can't comment. first nations couldn't either. makes me wonder what you two are up to.

i hope y'all at least washed the bloomers before y'all passed them on to others.

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