PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU DOZY TART.WE GOT CLEANING TO DO!!!
THIS is more like it , I must be feeling better as Its a BEAST CLEANING FRENZY , I am stripped down , Dyson'd up and hot to trot.The Beast's Lair has been stripped , scrubbed ,hoovered, polished , bleached , scrubbed and polished again.
Tomorrow the garden gets it !
20 comments:
I am having some kind of mental breakdown... wasn't there a post about vaginas and cakes and ....stuff ???? STOP CLEANING!! It does not get rid of forensic evidence you know -so you might as well not bother...
Hooray!! im second!
There was a cake post Mutley, but it vapourised.....I blame the french
when you're through with your house, start on mine.
I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast!
Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???
I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...
Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie.
Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future?
Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it???
Pinky said
when you're through with your house, start on mine.
Miss Pinky, you will be wanting me to do it nekkid next !!!
Lippy said...
I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast!
Lippy , its all gleaming and I have sorted the garden too:-)
Chaucer's Bitch said...
Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???
The whole post vapourised CB , and took the cake with it :-(
I blame Delia Smith
mutleythedog said...
I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...
You are always right Mr Mutley , its ok about the roses , Mr Frobisher managed to dig himself out
Newforestandy said...
Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie.
Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future?
Well Well Well its Mr New Forest Andy , I wasnt using the dyson on the garden silly , mind you the carpet in the lounge looks a lot better since i mowed it
Jenny! said...
Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it???
Jenny its not just clean , its SPARKLY and CLEAN everything is SHINING......are you getting moist yet????
Beast:
You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants!
Jenny! said...
Beast:
You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants!
****Beast puts newspaper on Jenny's seat****
We dont want any difficult stains on me pristine sofa :-)
i ate the cunt cake. it tasted of chicken. sorry beastie - i thought i was being helpful...one less dish to clean, like...
No more of that horrible lentil thing then I hope....
Cleaning is what I do when I want to get laid.
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