Wednesday, 6 June 2007

CLEANING FRENZY


PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU DOZY TART.WE GOT CLEANING TO DO!!!


THIS is more like it , I must be feeling better as Its a BEAST CLEANING FRENZY , I am stripped down , Dyson'd up and hot to trot.

The Beast's Lair has been stripped , scrubbed ,hoovered, polished , bleached , scrubbed and polished again.

Tomorrow the garden gets it !

21 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I am having some kind of mental breakdown... wasn't there a post about vaginas and cakes and ....stuff ???? STOP CLEANING!! It does not get rid of forensic evidence you know -so you might as well not bother...

mutleythedog said...

Hooray!! im second!

BEAST said...

There was a cake post Mutley, but it vapourised.....I blame the french

Pink Drama said...

when you're through with your house, start on mine.

Lippy said...

I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast!

Chaucer's Bitch said...

Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???

mutleythedog said...

I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...

Newforestandy said...

Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie.

Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future?

Jenny! said...

Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it???

BEAST said...

Pinky said
when you're through with your house, start on mine.

Miss Pinky, you will be wanting me to do it nekkid next !!!

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast!

Lippy , its all gleaming and I have sorted the garden too:-)

BEAST said...

Chaucer's Bitch said...
Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???

The whole post vapourised CB , and took the cake with it :-(

I blame Delia Smith

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...

You are always right Mr Mutley , its ok about the roses , Mr Frobisher managed to dig himself out

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie.

Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future?


Well Well Well its Mr New Forest Andy , I wasnt using the dyson on the garden silly , mind you the carpet in the lounge looks a lot better since i mowed it

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it???

Jenny its not just clean , its SPARKLY and CLEAN everything is SHINING......are you getting moist yet????

Jenny! said...

Beast:
You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants!

BEAST said...

Jenny! said...
Beast:
You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants!


****Beast puts newspaper on Jenny's seat****
We dont want any difficult stains on me pristine sofa :-)

Anonymous said...

fucking hell just poke her beast, shes sounding desprate. very much your style!

cuntess

jungle jane said...

i ate the cunt cake. it tasted of chicken. sorry beastie - i thought i was being helpful...one less dish to clean, like...

mutleythedog said...

No more of that horrible lentil thing then I hope....

Tickersoid said...

Cleaning is what I do when I want to get laid.

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