Its that time of year again.To get off my fat ass and go get me some some sun , sand and sex (well you never know , where theres life there's hope)
So I will be doing this for a week in sunkissed Greece.
See you all when I get back.
Please leave me your holiday wish list .I already have a huge list of Alchohol , fags , aftershave and other luxury items for Mr C - I may manage a packet of ten fags(ciggarettes for our american cousins) and a bottle of Icontinence(the new fragrance by Celvin Klien) , by the time I have finished 'aving it large.
HAve fun you ' all
13 comments:
Yay I am first!
Cripes. Beast in a wetsuit. Feeling slightly queasy.
Have fun. Bring me back some greek toblerone....
Well have a good time...don't get yourself beached...like a whale...get it!
Say hello to Mr Ratty for me, please Beastie. And no fiddling with his boy scouts, thank you. They have all been promised to me.
Can you carry certain Greek foodstuffs for the restaurant? Have the entertainment! Look at outside for the dangerous monkeys in Greece! They I heard for whom attack many vultures it!! antérieu
I have gone to Cyprus Mr Beast--maybe we shall meet!!
Dear beast. Have a kalamata olive for me (eat it, that is).
Have fun Beastie and give Lefkas a big kiss from me!
didn't you just do this last year? dont trust him and his so called holiday packages, gentle readers! the sultry greek yoooth he posted me came DOA!! forgot to poke holes in the box, didn't he? and no, i'm not buying the 'just add water' dodge; i can see he's quite deceased. he looks nice stood in the corner, though.
i want a cute greek guy. preferably gorgeous, with lots of money, single, and with a love for short chubby brunettes.
Could you bring back a pallet of concrete blocks and twenty rolls of roofing lead.
You are flying I take it?
ive had sum fantastice news beasts greek iland is on earth quake alert.... its the best news ive herd for a long time.. and thers no wind out there either.. :-)
cunt
Dur. Of course there is an earthquake, an exciteable Beasty jumping out of bed each morning is bound to have repercussions. Plus localised windyness around the beast (foreign food is a menace)
урод толстый бля! надо меньше жрать
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