Believe it or not , This is not a euphemism for some vile sexual practice (but it sounds like it could be like 'choking the chicken' , 'bean flicking' , 'tuppence licking' or 'Bashing the Bishop' ) .
Beastie has been gardening.
One of the tasks on the list was trimming up my topiary dolphin (a impulse buy , on the part of Mr C when he was landscaping my garden) .
Now the Beast's gardening forte is blundering about , mistaking things for weeds and digging them up , hacking , rending and generally doing all the heavy stuff , whereas this needed a bit of finesse , luckily as Ma Beasty was visiting and her being a big virgo , she was dispatched clutching her scissors to do the business.
Man she was out there for hours , snipping away . I have to say it looks perfect , and even passed muster when given the old fish eye by Mr C (which nothing I ever do does).
I cant take any pictures of the real thing as since i got a new pc and went windows vista , my camera and phone camera software no longer work......so both are bloody useless, unless anyone knows how to get the darn things working.
So its time for Beasties weekly hate list
Heap of crap
2. Virgo's , sagitarians and ariens
(we will deal with them on a seperate post - why oh why cant they be nice and stable like Taureans)