tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post7262361107158520515..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: CLEANING FRENZYBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-140196075707318902007-06-07T22:43:00.000+00:002007-06-07T22:43:00.000+00:00Cleaning is what I do when I want to get laid.Cleaning is what I do when I want to get laid.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-51337337093501892092007-06-07T22:19:00.000+00:002007-06-07T22:19:00.000+00:00No more of that horrible lentil thing then I hope....No more of that horrible lentil thing then I hope....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-37516428949568045092007-06-07T22:17:00.000+00:002007-06-07T22:17:00.000+00:00i ate the cunt cake. it tasted of chicken. sorry...i ate the cunt cake. it tasted of chicken. sorry beastie - i thought i was being helpful...one less dish to clean, like...jungle janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12146260682331683654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-32963021981541928522007-06-07T20:12:00.000+00:002007-06-07T20:12:00.000+00:00Jenny! said... Beast:You have no idea...I think I...Jenny! said... <BR/><I> Beast:<BR/>You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants! </I><BR/><BR/>****Beast puts newspaper on Jenny's seat****<BR/>We dont want any difficult stains on me pristine sofa :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-90225230423324678572007-06-07T19:37:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:37:00.000+00:00Beast:You have no idea...I think I may have ejacul...Beast:<BR/>You have no idea...I think I may have ejaculated in my pants!Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-56420082352723645222007-06-07T19:29:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:29:00.000+00:00Jenny! said... Oh, you have no idea how cleaing j...Jenny! said... <BR/><I> Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it??? </I><BR/><BR/>Jenny its not just clean , its SPARKLY and CLEAN everything is SHINING......are you getting moist yet????BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-11404413157156929882007-06-07T19:27:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:27:00.000+00:00Newforestandy said... Wow Mr Beast, sounds like s...Newforestandy said... <BR/><I> Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie. <BR/><BR/>Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future? </I><BR/><BR/>Well Well Well its Mr New Forest Andy , I wasnt using the dyson on the garden silly , mind you the carpet in the lounge looks a lot better since i mowed itBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-6693755185412912912007-06-07T19:22:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:22:00.000+00:00mutleythedog said... I knew I was right about the...mutleythedog said... <BR/><I> I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...</I><BR/><BR/>You are always right Mr Mutley , its ok about the roses , Mr Frobisher managed to dig himself outBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-7574674774785756242007-06-07T19:20:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:20:00.000+00:00Chaucer's Bitch said... Hey, what happened to the...Chaucer's Bitch said... <BR/><I> Hey, what happened to the cunt cake??? </I><BR/><BR/>The whole post vapourised CB , and took the cake with it :-(<BR/><BR/>I blame Delia SmithBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-5661068799398956022007-06-07T19:18:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:18:00.000+00:00Lippy said... I love that feeling- loads to do an...Lippy said... <BR/><I> I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast! </I><BR/><BR/>Lippy , its all gleaming and I have sorted the garden too:-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-22949420523493519312007-06-07T19:17:00.000+00:002007-06-07T19:17:00.000+00:00Pinky said when you're through with your house, st...Pinky said<BR/><I> when you're through with your house, start on mine. </I><BR/><BR/>Miss Pinky, you will be wanting me to do it nekkid next !!!BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-63978233519139949882007-06-07T16:48:00.000+00:002007-06-07T16:48:00.000+00:00Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot!...Oh, you have no idea how cleaing just gets me hot! I love a clean house...can i come over and see it???Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-8766147621665069322007-06-07T14:06:00.000+00:002007-06-07T14:06:00.000+00:00Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (althoug...Wow Mr Beast, sounds like spring cleaning (although it should be done 6 weeks ago) has sprung at chez beastie. <BR/><BR/>Let me know how the Dyson fairs on the garden flower beds and lawn, perhaps it could replace a lawn mower in the future?Newforestandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10226585644479116412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-28505748470149625192007-06-07T11:59:00.000+00:002007-06-07T11:59:00.000+00:00I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and...I knew I was right about the cakes and fannies and things...even it did take a long dead religious fanatics girlfriend to reassure me... Make sure you do not dig to deep by the roses Mr Beast, - we both know who is buried there...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-48879834293508765612007-06-07T10:00:00.000+00:002007-06-07T10:00:00.000+00:00Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???Hey, what happened to the cunt cake???Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-50294027914195564942007-06-07T09:06:00.000+00:002007-06-07T09:06:00.000+00:00I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can...I love that feeling- loads to do and stuff you can see when it's done ..well done Beast!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07776615492815188441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-2282146082817082672007-06-07T05:29:00.000+00:002007-06-07T05:29:00.000+00:00when you're through with your house, start on mine...when you're through with your house, start on mine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-45419503899029221302007-06-06T21:54:00.000+00:002007-06-06T21:54:00.000+00:00There was a cake post Mutley, but it vapourised......There was a cake post Mutley, but it vapourised.....I blame the frenchBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-73891051575044181102007-06-06T21:28:00.001+00:002007-06-06T21:28:00.001+00:00Hooray!! im second!Hooray!! im second!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-23784688533716525812007-06-06T21:28:00.000+00:002007-06-06T21:28:00.000+00:00I am having some kind of mental breakdown... wasn...I am having some kind of mental breakdown... wasn't there a post about vaginas and cakes and ....stuff ???? STOP CLEANING!! It does not get rid of forensic evidence you know -so you might as well not bother...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com