Tuesday 21 October 2008

TROPICAL DELIGHTS


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Well I don't know what these are , but they have managed to survive the year and a half since Mr C moved out and cruelly left them to fend for themselves with unintentional plant murderer Beasty.
Now, since I have shown you mine...........

30 comments:

INNER VOICES said...

Is tropical delight something like afternoon delight?

Ms Scarlet said...

Are they plastic?
Sx

Gorilla Bananas said...

Impressive growth. Did you pee in those pots?

FirstNations said...

left: staghorn bromeliad
right: mother-daughter plant. it will get little baby leafies on the ripply edge of the leaves that you can break off, lay on the dirt and grow new plants from.

*buffs nails on lapel*

Unknown said...

Is that a spray can of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" ala Fabio in the lower left?

The Mistress said...

Why are there percentage points all down the side?

So perplexing.

Is this a test?

Anonymous said...

They are both marijuana plants....

eroswings said...

You know, I was going to comment about how lively the plants look and wonder if they're ready for bigger pots, but the World Champ brings up a more interesting point.

Is that a spray can of I can't believe it's not butter? What have you cooked with it?

The orange blinds look nice!

KAZ said...

OOh it's dark and scary outside.
Who's that peeping in through the window...... is it Haloween yet?

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
Is tropical delight something like afternoon delight?

Mr Voices , as pop pixie Kylie Minogue would say ' I should be so lucky' , and def not to be confused with a "Turkish Delight"

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Are they plastic?

How very dare you :-)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Impressive growth. Did you pee in those pots?

I am not confident my aim would be that good Mr B

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
left: staghorn bromeliad
right: mother-daughter plant. it will get little baby leafies on the ripply edge of the leaves that you can break off, lay on the dirt and grow new plants from.

*buffs nails on lapel*

See I knew you would know this Miss FN , you are a green fingered goddess

BEAST said...

World Champ Stephen Neal said...
Is that a spray can of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" ala Fabio in the lower left?

Close Champ , its a spray can of "I cant believe its not Fabio" fake tan and gravy browning

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Why are there percentage points all down the side?
Its one of the mysteries of life Miss MJ

So perplexing.
Is that painfull

Is this a test?
That is a positively zen question , I shall have to consult my blogging shamen Miss First Nations , no doubt it will take days of ingesting halucanegenic substances ,gallons of beer and beating each other with twigs to define an answer

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
They are both marijuana plants
Oh Lord.....will you come and visit me in jail MR M

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
You know, I was going to comment about how lively the plants look and wonder if they're ready for bigger pots, but the World Champ brings up a more interesting point.

Is that a spray can of I can't believe it's not butter? What have you cooked with it?

It is actually a can of fry lite , which I use to cook steaks or sausages on my George Formby lean mean grilling machine - the Beast is mostly a model of health filled eatingness
***kicks bag of donuts and pork rinds behind sofa***

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
OOh it's dark and scary outside.
Who's that peeping in through the window...... is it Haloween yet?

Kaz , its probably one of my army of admirers trying to break in
My beauty is a curse

Frobisher said...

I notice you didn't reply to eroswings comment about your "peach" vertical blinds?

Show us your rubber plant.

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I notice you didn't reply to eroswings comment about your "peach" vertical blinds?

Show us your rubber plant.

Well the 'peach' vertical blinds were a bit of an internet ordering error and best ignored . It is funny you mentioned the 7 ft rubber plant, I was forced to retrieve it from the garden last night (Where it had been banished) after a phone tantrum by Mr C, so I shall post on it shortly as it is now blocking out my kitchen......and its all YOUR FAULT

Ms Scarlet said...

I was going to mention the "peach" vertical blinds. What did they look like on the internet?
Rubber plants make good substitute Xmas trees. A handy hint in these credit crunching times.
Sx

CyberPete said...

Don't bother asking IDV what they are. He knows nothing about plants. I once asked him what mine was but he said he didn't know.

It was most disappointing.

Anonymous said...

nice blinds dear are they peach??

10/10 fn.. love you xxxxxxxxxxx

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I was going to mention the "peach" vertical blinds. What did they look like on the internet?
Rubber plants make good substitute Xmas trees. A handy hint in these credit crunching times.
Scarlet , they were supposed to be terracotta to match the floor , when they first arrived they were neon Jaffa Orange but have faded to a gentle peach :-(

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Don't bother asking IDV what they are. He knows nothing about plants. I once asked him what mine was but he said he didn't know.

It was most disappointing.
Life is just a never ending slog of wrecked dreams and dashed hopes

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
nice blinds dear are they peach??
Yes Mr C . Not unlike YOUR FAKE TAN.....HA!!!!!

Tickersoid said...

Tickers doesn't 'do' plants. Can you use them as glove puppets?

BEAST said...

I suppose you could try Mr Ticks

Ms Scarlet said...

Is your comment box playing up as well? Taken me ages to sort mine out . . . sorry slightly off topic!
Sx

BEAST said...

Mine keeps changing format , but otherwise seems all right

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