While other blogs are saturated with sagging old man meat.
Beastliness is making a stand for femenism
Cast aside those restrictive pantyhose
Discard the supturating scanties
and
FREE THEM FLAPS
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Thank you
32 comments:
Is that Dr. Ruth?
Bob .I think its a pron star called fiona flaps . Star of Fiona Flaps versus the Miami Meatball
Dammit Beast, that picture has been doctored. I never thought you would resort to such tricks before an ape's evening meal.
If certain bloggers would stop saturating my inbox with photos of their sagging old man meat, I too could post more free flying flaps.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Dammit Beast, that picture has been doctored. I never thought you would resort to such tricks before an ape's evening meal.
One hopes the photo has been doctored Mr B , I apologise for putting you off your dinner
MJ said...
If certain bloggers would stop saturating my inbox with photos of their sagging old man meat, I too could post more free flying flaps.
just becuase they send em , doesnt mean you have to post them Miss MJ . !!!
beast...that was not a nice thing to wake up to this morning...not nice at all...
Well stop sending them then.
Daisy said...
beast...that was not a nice thing to wake up to this morning...not nice at all...
Wise words Miss Daisy , one case where its best to keep the lights off
MJ said...
Well stop sending them then.
Someones tetchy this morning !
Look what you've done to poor Miss Daisy.
Even I didn't offend her today.
You nasty little man.
Someone needs a tuck.
I'm not even sure what one calls that kind of tuck. Is it a flapstuck?
That someone needs more than a tuck. Looks like they need tying off until they drop off!
MJ said...
Look what you've done to poor Miss Daisy.
Even I didn't offend her today.
You nasty little man.
That Worlds Filthiest Blogger Award will soon be mine Miss MJ
***cackles evily***
CyberPete said...
Someone needs a tuck.
I'm not even sure what one calls that kind of tuck. Is it a flapstuck?
A flapoectomy ??
The young lady will never have to polish her shoes , thats for sure
Inexplicable DeVice said...
That someone needs more than a tuck. Looks like they need tying off until they drop off!
You couldn't have that Mr IVD , what if they just dropped off in Tesco , imagine the mularkey if you got one of those stuck to the sole of your shoe
everyone was mystified by the sound of a chainsaw in operation coming from behind the bathroom door until they recalled that mj had been drinking cider all morning.
World's Filthiest Blogger Award?
You'll have to blow Old Knudsen for it.
beast...lights hell! where does she tuck that...apparently thongs are out of the question...I HOPE!
Now I'm going to be running around with this song stuck in my head all day.
...and this image.
thanks.
FN that song should have been with my geese posting...lmao
FirstNations said...
everyone was mystified by the sound of a chainsaw in operation coming from behind the bathroom door until they recalled that mj had been drinking cider all morning.
Lets hope its MJ snoring and not some personal 'mechanised' device ****shudders***
MJ said...
World's Filthiest Blogger Award?
You'll have to blow Old Knudsen for it
. What ??? AGAIN???
Daisy said...
beast...lights hell! where does she tuck that...apparently thongs are out of the question...I HOPE!
I suppose she could tie them in a nice bow , practical and decorative
FirstNations said...
Now I'm going to be running around with this song stuck in my head all day.
...and this image.
thanks.
well thanks to you too , that image is gonna stick a lot longer than a day
Daisy said...
FN that song should have been with my geese posting...lmao
The Geese posting was a beacon of normality in this madness Miss D
beast...what is normal anymore? oh yeah it is the town i am staying in next week...that and a relative term...the geese, oddly enough are all that grounds me at the moment
MOTHER!?
IVD . Which brings us full circle back to Salt Beef.
Mr Mutley . Dont be silly , I am not your mother that was just a mix up at the church
o__O
... daaamn
So what do you call that -- a 'vagenis'?
Oh eww beast - still that's the sad result for all those S&M kids who will walk arond with weights tied to absolutley everything. It should be on posters in the high street as a warning!
Don't complain about em just put hot sauce on em and swallow. Never ending oysters
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