Monday, 28 July 2008

FILTH I RENOUNCE THEE





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I have given up my doomed quest to become the Interwebs filthiest blogger and languish in the adoration of the Knudsen Nation , when it finally dawned on me that opening my own blog at work was causing screams and sqwuaks of disgust from the nosey bastards who sit the length and breadth of the open plan office and have a clear view of my enormous attention seeking screen .


Still hopefully we all learned something from the experience , I think some would have been happier having not seen Miss Fiona Flaps danglers in all her glorious wide screen majesty while they were aimlessly chewing their ham sandwiches , but hell , its a timely reminder that curiosity killed the cat or at the very least put it off its lunch.


Therefore Beast will be reverting to the usual Angelic form


25 comments:

MJ said...

I suggest you take up knitting.

BEAST said...

Nekkid knitting ???

Gorilla Bananas said...

I think you should try Jungle Jane's autocunnilingus picture on them. That was tasteful, erotic art.

BEAST said...

Ah yes Mr B , i remember it well . How flexible Miss Jane was.

Letty Cruz said...

Your nosey co-workers beat my no-funtimes computer network at work anyday.


...that sentence was full of FAR too much work.

FirstNations said...

those babies need ironing.
remember:
when goes amongst the yews one is bound to get prick'd.



no i don't know what i mean by that.

mutleythedog said...

Well I for one am grateful. I was puckering up...

BEAST said...

Letty Cruz said...
Your nosey co-workers beat my no-funtimes computer network at work anyday.


...that sentence was full of FAR too much work.

Its not that much fun , it won't let me look at Miss MJ's site , claiming its blocked as a black hole of porn

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
those babies need ironing.
remember:
when goes amongst the yews one is bound to get prick'd.



no i don't know what i mean by that
Wise words indeed Miss FN ....I shall remember this no doubt if ever I get pricked in the yews (Which sounds very unpleasant)

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
Well I for one am grateful. I was puckering up...

Thats a sure sign that your underwear is too tight Mr M

MJ said...

Ha ha you're at work and can't see the rumours I'm spreading about you on my blog.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Ha ha you're at work and can't see the rumours I'm spreading about you on my blog.

I refuse to confirm or deny any of them , infamy beckons :-)

The Old Tarf said...

Saint Beast-

It probably was the first time that your Co-workers were actually awake and doing something for a long time. They should give you a bonus for increasing Team Building and Productivity.

My Halo has slipped a long time ago. I tend to use it now as a Hula Hoop. :)

BEAST said...

Tarf , I think it frightened half of them to death . I am sure you are a complete saint(most of the time ) :-)

INNER VOICES said...

I cant believe i missed salty beef saturday....

Lippy said...

Well, you know, when you are rubbish at something there is really no shame in giving it up ....well there is...you look a pratt. I was just saying that to make you feel better.

L xx

BEAST said...

INNER VOICES said...
I cant believe i missed salty beef saturday....

thats probably a good thing Mr I ! . It seems to have given some people nightmares

BEAST said...

Lippy said...
Well, you know, when you are rubbish at something there is really no shame in giving it up ....well there is...you look a pratt. I was just saying that to make you feel better.

L xx

Miss Lippy , One can but try to please ones readers
***tortured sigh****
They are never happy
So demanding
***wanders off muttering***

Daisy said...

ahhhh my angel boy is back...thank you beast...i always flinch prior to opening MJ's site but had started doing the same with yours and it was becoming uncomfortable, to say the least...welcome back...

BEAST said...

***polishes halo****

Daisy said...

well son of a bitch! i thought i was going to get the polishing job...*looks around for another job*

MJ said...

Oh for heaven's sake.

INNER VOICES said...

um... daisy, the polishing job that mj retired from? i had a photo posted of her old van a couple of days ago...

MJ said...

pfffffffftttttttt

BEAST said...

What was that noise??
Oh its just miss MJ sitting on a black Forest Gateau

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