Saturday 26 July 2008

SALT BEEF SATURDAY


While other blogs are saturated with sagging old man meat.
Beastliness is making a stand for femenism
Cast aside those restrictive pantyhose
Discard the supturating scanties
and
FREE THEM FLAPS
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Thank you

32 comments:

just bob said...

Is that Dr. Ruth?

BEAST said...

Bob .I think its a pron star called fiona flaps . Star of Fiona Flaps versus the Miami Meatball

Gorilla Bananas said...

Dammit Beast, that picture has been doctored. I never thought you would resort to such tricks before an ape's evening meal.

The Mistress said...

If certain bloggers would stop saturating my inbox with photos of their sagging old man meat, I too could post more free flying flaps.

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
Dammit Beast, that picture has been doctored. I never thought you would resort to such tricks before an ape's evening meal.
One hopes the photo has been doctored Mr B , I apologise for putting you off your dinner

BEAST said...

MJ said...
If certain bloggers would stop saturating my inbox with photos of their sagging old man meat, I too could post more free flying flaps.
just becuase they send em , doesnt mean you have to post them Miss MJ . !!!

Daisy said...

beast...that was not a nice thing to wake up to this morning...not nice at all...

The Mistress said...

Well stop sending them then.

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...that was not a nice thing to wake up to this morning...not nice at all...

Wise words Miss Daisy , one case where its best to keep the lights off

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Well stop sending them then.
Someones tetchy this morning !

The Mistress said...

Look what you've done to poor Miss Daisy.

Even I didn't offend her today.

You nasty little man.

CyberPete said...

Someone needs a tuck.

I'm not even sure what one calls that kind of tuck. Is it a flapstuck?

Inexplicable DeVice said...

That someone needs more than a tuck. Looks like they need tying off until they drop off!

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Look what you've done to poor Miss Daisy.

Even I didn't offend her today.

You nasty little man.

That Worlds Filthiest Blogger Award will soon be mine Miss MJ
***cackles evily***

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Someone needs a tuck.

I'm not even sure what one calls that kind of tuck. Is it a flapstuck?
A flapoectomy ??
The young lady will never have to polish her shoes , thats for sure

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
That someone needs more than a tuck. Looks like they need tying off until they drop off!

You couldn't have that Mr IVD , what if they just dropped off in Tesco , imagine the mularkey if you got one of those stuck to the sole of your shoe

FirstNations said...

everyone was mystified by the sound of a chainsaw in operation coming from behind the bathroom door until they recalled that mj had been drinking cider all morning.

The Mistress said...

World's Filthiest Blogger Award?

You'll have to blow Old Knudsen for it.

Daisy said...

beast...lights hell! where does she tuck that...apparently thongs are out of the question...I HOPE!

FirstNations said...

Now I'm going to be running around with this song stuck in my head all day.

...and this image.

thanks.

Daisy said...

FN that song should have been with my geese posting...lmao

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
everyone was mystified by the sound of a chainsaw in operation coming from behind the bathroom door until they recalled that mj had been drinking cider all morning.
Lets hope its MJ snoring and not some personal 'mechanised' device ****shudders***

BEAST said...

MJ said...
World's Filthiest Blogger Award?

You'll have to blow Old Knudsen for it
. What ??? AGAIN???

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast...lights hell! where does she tuck that...apparently thongs are out of the question...I HOPE!

I suppose she could tie them in a nice bow , practical and decorative

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
Now I'm going to be running around with this song stuck in my head all day.

...and this image.

thanks.
well thanks to you too , that image is gonna stick a lot longer than a day

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
FN that song should have been with my geese posting...lmao
The Geese posting was a beacon of normality in this madness Miss D

Daisy said...

beast...what is normal anymore? oh yeah it is the town i am staying in next week...that and a relative term...the geese, oddly enough are all that grounds me at the moment

Anonymous said...

MOTHER!?

BEAST said...

IVD . Which brings us full circle back to Salt Beef.

Mr Mutley . Dont be silly , I am not your mother that was just a mix up at the church

Letty Cruz said...

o__O

... daaamn

So what do you call that -- a 'vagenis'?

Andrea said...

Oh eww beast - still that's the sad result for all those S&M kids who will walk arond with weights tied to absolutley everything. It should be on posters in the high street as a warning!

Anonymous said...

Don't complain about em just put hot sauce on em and swallow. Never ending oysters

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