Thats Beasties Birthday Bonanza Weekend with the Beast clan over for another year.
I am knackered , sadly not by excessive partying. I had a three hour drive on Saturday morning to meet Ma and Pa Beastie at The Shopping heaven outlet village , to shop till we dropped and a little light lunch.
Then another hours drive to the Beasts Familly home to meet up with Beast Minor and familly and run about , more eating then out for dinner and a few drinks.
Sunday up early and drive with Ma and Pa Beasty for four hours to older brother Beast Major and familly. Ma Beasty talked solidly for the four hour journey .
If I didnt know about Mrs Jacobs at number 26 , and her troublesome lady parts and all its messy complications before we started I SURE DO NOW.
When we got to the bit where her vulva prolapse I nearly sideswiped a lorry (throws salt beef sandwich out of window)
I also know all about the mystery of the pink curtains at no 14.
Who did what to whom in Coxes lane
Exactly what Ma Beasty thinks about conifers
The trouble with the French
and a recipe for Gnochi a la Romaine
There was plenty more besides but I am afraid my brain had shut down due to auditory overload and some frankly shocking and revolting details
Anyways , we went for a very nice lunch , dossed about in the garden playing boules and gassing all afternoon, and then I had to drive for 2 hours back home .
So thats it , I am off to twitch , mutter and scratch under my duvet