Wednesday, 7 May 2008

GOING TO THE DOGS


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Beast will be a little distracted for the next day or so as I am dog sitting.
Its busy , busy , busy . I now know what a single working mother has to put up with.
Its one long round of working ,shopping , opening tins of food , walkies , brushing and getting up in the night for little bursting bladders.
The Hounds of Hell are being very well behaved , and as you will notice Miss MJ , Little Lloyd is just entranced by my beautiful and stylish rug or he is considering where the most inconvenient place would be to throw up

38 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Dogs are pack animals, you've got to prove you're an alpha male to get their respect. One way of doing that is to make them watch you mating with a female.

BEAST said...

He who can use a tin opener is King ...... the Hounds of Hell learn that pretty quickly Mr B

BEAST said...

Secondly there is not enough room on the bed to do any mating what with the pile of dogs sleeping there

Liz said...

Aw, bless.

I've decided I'm delta dog.

Liz said...

Actually that would make a good superhero ...
Delta Dog, Delta Dog, does whatever a delta does ... hmm, maybe a rethink is needed.

INNER VOICES said...

nice doggies! is the one ready to vomit a pit-bull? love the pitties! have one at home as well.

Hammer said...

looks like they've staked out their territory :)

BEAST said...

Liz Delta Dog sounds kinda futuristic and way cool. Does Delta Dog have cool shades.

Hammer , yeah thats their sofa , I am allowed to squeez in the middle.....if I bring biscuits.

Voices . Little Lloyd is a staffy crossed with something and Alf is a pharoah hound

Donn said...

HA!
The perfect spot is always right in the middle on the white spot you silly person!

MJ said...

I would have come earlier but I am accustomed to waiting 10 days between new posts here.

The carpet is vomit-inducing so I would have barf buckets at the ready if I were you.

That is your bed? No wonder you don't see much action.

BEAST said...

Donn, well how was I supposed to know.

MJ THATS THE SOFA in the LOUNGE not my bed...you numpty

MJ said...

Lounge?

What are you? An airport?

Daisy said...

oh beast do i have to show you everything? you don't know how to have sex with dogs on the bed? come on now big boy...you can figure this one out...don't make me come over there just to show how...wait...mmm...that may be worth the trip :)

FirstNations said...

wow, i miss EVERYTHING.
*sulks*

Lost said...

You were looking at Lloyd so he wasn't looking for a place to puke - they only do that when you aren't paying attention lol. That way you can step in it and they can laugh their smug little doggie laughs. You know they do lol. Alf is gorgeous = what can I say, I'm a sucker for the hounds.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Lounge?

What are you? An airport


Miss MJ please pay attention.
The emergency exits are here
***vaguely waves limp wrist in any old direction***
here
****limp wave***
and here
***limp flourish***

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
oh beast do i have to show you everything? you don't know how to have sex with dogs on the bed? come on now big boy...you can figure this one out...don't make me come over there just to show how...wait...mmm...that may be worth the trip :)
Miss Daisy , the Beast doesnt like to be cramped , in space or style , and given I am left with about 1 square foot to call my own once the hounds of hell have colonised the bed , one has to make a few sacrafices during dog sitting sessions

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
wow, i miss EVERYTHING.
*sulks*


I think I did too
*sulks as well*

BEAST said...

Lost said...
You were looking at Lloyd so he wasn't looking for a place to puke - they only do that when you aren't paying attention lol. That way you can step in it and they can laugh their smug little doggie laughs. You know they do lol. Alf is gorgeous = what can I say, I'm a sucker for the hounds.
welcome lost , there is a devious criminal mastermind lurking inside that little four legged fiend . So I KNOW little lloyd is planning his next outrage , what and where it will be , is anyones guess

MJ said...

*bets it's the first time Beast's had two bitches in his house*

BEAST said...

Miss MJ , how many girls do you know with names like ALFIE and LLOYD. No wonder Canada is so underpopulated , you'all are confused about who has what bits.

Pink Drama said...

well, this post seems to have gone to the dogs. (i know bad joke)

if i were you, i'd hide my pillow and blankets when you get up in the morning. otherwise, if you make one of the pooches mad, they can get revenge on your bed.

BEAST said...

Voices I was wrong apparently Lloyd is a pitbull cross

***wanders off muttering***

Pinky , they do that while I am in the bed.......its more fun.

Frobisher said...

Aren't they adorable?

Your so lucky!

Daisy said...

beast you do intrigue me...

BEAST said...

***stuffs Lloyd thru Frobishers cat flap***

Daisy , lord knows why , I annoy everyone else :-)

Daisy said...

beast i honestly don't know how...you aren't boring...always entertaining even with plain every day events...i just find it hard to believe that a good woman...or good dog hasn't adopted you yet...

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
beast i honestly don't know how...you aren't boring...always entertaining even with plain every day events...i just find it hard to believe that a good woman...or good dog hasn't adopted you yet...
I know its beggars belief Daisy , its probably becuase I have a face like a dropped pie :-)

MJ said...

A face AND an arse.

BEAST said...

Poor Ugly Beasty hides in the shadows sobbing

***sob***

Daisy said...

beast i do wish you would stop telling people of our hiding place in the shadows...someone will find us darling...

MJ said...

You would be happier as a dog as you could lick your own balls.

Daisy said...

mj...wouldn't we all be happier if men could lick their own balls? come on, think about it...

MJ said...

Daisy: I like a good tossed salad myself.

Beast: Who has worse doggy breath?

The dogs?

Or you?

mutleythedog said...

The one on the left is possessed- its obvious if you look at him.

BEAST said...

Miss MJ , my breath is a sweet as a gust of summer wind....you cheeky baggage.

Miss Daisy , I find a shower does the trickwithout causing undue stress on the back .

Mr Mutley , you are probably right....it would explain a lot.

Anyways I am now dog free....yippeee

MJ said...

Your breath is a sweet as a gust of summer wind?

I suppose if you live downwind from a pig farm, it is.

Daisy said...

lmao beast...only you...only you

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