Tuesday, 20 May 2008

WHOSE A LUCKY BIRTHDAY BOY . EVERYBODY SINGS


The Beast has risen for the commencement of his 48th year on this planet and is looking as young and luscious as ever.
Thank you all for your birthday wishes , I will be having a relaxing day , avoiding doing any work and no doubt eating cake.

27 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

If you were in the Congo we gorillas would give you the birthday bumps. Might be a bit too much to ask of your fellow humans.

Daisy said...

48...good god i thought you were younger than i...why did i get that idea? mmm...that is very interesting my dear...we will have to readjust a bit...btw not that it is a bad thing at all...just for some reason thought i read you were turning 44...48 is better...:)

BEAST said...

Mr Bananas , one has to be careful with ageing bodies , something might snap or drop off.

Daisy , Inside I stuck at about 30 , Its as much a shock to me that I am 47 (my 48th year is starting :-))

Daisy said...

beast...so tell me wise one...is 46 any better than 45...cause 45 really fucking sucks...sorry about the profanity but there is no other way to describe it...

MJ said...

You're timeless!

Happy birthday!

Don't forget to moisturize your buttocks.

FirstNations said...

happy birfday to you!
happy birfday to you!
happy birfday, happy birfdaaaaaaaay,
happy birfday to you!
cha cha cha!
*whips t-shirt off and waves it around in the air*

hey daisy-48 just means he knows what he's doing now! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

BEAST said...

Daisy 46 is as good as you make it.Karma baby Karma :-)

MJ . That means old right ????

FN I AM ONLY 47 !!! I will be 48 next time, and I still have no idea what I am doing.....I say , is that a sports bra ??

Leah said...

Happiest of natal days to you Beast, I hope the cake's a nice one!

Anonymous said...

DING DONG HANG OUT THE WIND SHIMES BABY.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

mutleythedog said...

I have left you a box of Bonioes as a treat - they are behind the door to the outside lavvy!

MJ said...

I think that when Nations said "48" she was referring to her chest size.

MJ said...

Only one more hour left to go in your birthday!

DRINK MORE NOW!

BEAST said...

Mr C . My wind chimes fell to bits and dropped off. Must be old age.

Thank you Mr M , I will take me teeth out and give them a good suck#

MJ waist more like :-) I have had loads of wine and feel a bit sick

Leah , ta , I will pass on the cake or I will burst

Liz said...

You are a mere child, beast.

Cake. Mmmm. You have given me a craving now ...

Ms Smack said...

Happy Birthday spunk-rat.

BEAST said...

Awww thanks Liz and Smacky :-)

MJ said...

Have your buttocks sagged much since you turned another year older?

BEAST said...

Miss MJ . As 'perky' as ever

MJ said...

And the tes-tee-clay?

BEAST said...

Hanging around , like Old Kudsen

FirstNations said...

hey, my waist is not a 48! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
*struggles to put tshirt back on, as it has shrunk up or something*

*steals bag of bonios from behind door of outside lav and feeds them to javelinas*

*writes rude slogans in the fog on beasts HUGE ASS*

MJ said...

The sports stadium up here wants to know if you'll hire out your arse as a Jumbotron.

INNER VOICES said...

wow, birthday huh? could be worse... it could be tax time... have a day!!!

BEAST said...

Oh god THIS MUST BE NATIONAL THROW A TANTRUM AT BEAST DAY

Miss FN I meant you were referring to my waist being 48 inches , not your slender form.

Miss MJ what the buggering hell is a jumbotron.

Ha Mr Voices all I got for my birthday WAS FRIGGING MANFLU i suppose its the thought that counts harumph
* and a few other presents

MJ said...

A Jumbotron is like a big-ass TV used in stadiums to broadcast instant replays or advertisements or just to give you a closer view of the action in case you’re in the cheap seats.

MJ said...

Did Beast die overnight from the MANFLU?

MJ said...

Oh dear.

Perhaps I've injured him with my flaming flying uterus.

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