tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post2049484744764869092..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: KNACKEREDBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-21610816460471764282008-05-20T07:56:00.000+00:002008-05-20T07:56:00.000+00:00Happy birthday to you,Squashed tomatoes and stew,B...Happy birthday to you,<BR/>Squashed tomatoes and stew,<BR/>Bread and butter in the gutter,<BR/>Happy birthday to you, Beasty!Liz Hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04646532093872561703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-37796687649002089862008-05-20T06:04:00.000+00:002008-05-20T06:04:00.000+00:00Happy birthday, my little cabbage roll!Happy birthday, my little cabbage roll!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-25205934589513548692008-05-19T23:44:00.000+00:002008-05-19T23:44:00.000+00:00poor beast. can't get any love, now can you? at le...poor beast. can't get any love, now can you? at least you didn't knock her up. now that would be dangerous.<BR/><BR/>*hands beast a hanky*<BR/><BR/>now stop whining. chin up, chest out. that's a good boy. now, go be a good beastie and play with mj and first nations. if you play nice, i'll give you a cookie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-19070586906859975022008-05-19T21:56:00.000+00:002008-05-19T21:56:00.000+00:00Oh dear oh dear.Beast needs a cuddle.Oh dear oh dear.<BR/><BR/>Beast needs a cuddle.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-73532196857541915302008-05-19T21:49:00.000+00:002008-05-19T21:49:00.000+00:00Was it your birthday?I didn't know you were relate...Was it your birthday?<BR/><BR/>I didn't know you were related to my mother-in-law. In fact that would make you ... my ... brother-in-law! How lovely. I have always wanted to be related to a beast.Liz Hindshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04646532093872561703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-78543516258968492262008-05-19T21:47:00.000+00:002008-05-19T21:47:00.000+00:00I DO NOT DRIVE LIKE A GIRL***bursts into tears****...I DO NOT DRIVE LIKE A GIRL<BR/><BR/>***bursts into tears****<BR/><BR/>would someone put a newspaper under MJBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-24805666935444427832008-05-19T21:02:00.000+00:002008-05-19T21:02:00.000+00:00I've got full-blown cramps now.Why don't you fix m...I've got full-blown cramps now.<BR/><BR/>Why don't you fix me a nice cup of tea and give me soothing massage?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39642127070225196242008-05-19T21:01:00.000+00:002008-05-19T21:01:00.000+00:00Does Beast have to use a booster seat?Does Beast have to use a booster seat?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-313018743432758712008-05-19T20:37:00.000+00:002008-05-19T20:37:00.000+00:00****tips tomato juice down sink***Why that would b...****tips tomato juice down sink***<BR/><BR/>Why that would be champion Miss MJ.At this rate I will be anorexic by next weekBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-39314828547730434912008-05-19T20:18:00.000+00:002008-05-19T20:18:00.000+00:00You'll be thrilled to know that as of an hour ago,...You'll be thrilled to know that as of an hour ago, I got my period!<BR/><BR/>Would you like regular updates?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-35313936990456151572008-05-19T20:16:00.000+00:002008-05-19T20:16:00.000+00:00Leah , its all chopped liver to me****throws liver...Leah , its all chopped liver to me<BR/><BR/>****throws liver sausage sandwich in bin****BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-47205479823256472932008-05-19T20:03:00.000+00:002008-05-19T20:03:00.000+00:00We had a great laugh over this post at my house......We had a great laugh over this post at my house...especially my husband, as it might as well be a description of riding in the car with his mother...except nothing about lady business, instead she likes to hold forth at great length about automobile fatalities...all in all, though, I guess I'd rather hear about carnage than other people's lady parts! Which would you prefer?<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday!Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-16674261098473649002008-05-19T19:54:00.000+00:002008-05-19T19:54:00.000+00:00EEEK INCOMING****hides behind sofa with colander o...EEEK INCOMING<BR/>****hides behind sofa with colander on head****<BR/><BR/><BR/>Miss FN it takes two hours to do 60 miles if your on the little country roads as you average about 30 miles an hour ....however if you on the motorway , i bomb along at 80- 90.<BR/>I have never pickup hitch hikers. The freeloading hippies can feck off and walk as far as I am concerned.Gettin in my car and makin lurid suggestions then flashing their lady lumps.....and we havnt even been formally introduced.<BR/>How rude !BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-79808649602098181132008-05-19T18:23:00.000+00:002008-05-19T18:23:00.000+00:00*looks around wildly, loads pistol*where!? where? ...*looks around wildly, loads pistol*<BR/>where!? where? wheres the email? Ill kill the commie bastid!<BR/><BR/>So it takes you 2 hours to go 60 miles? not if you're travelling at 80-90 mph it shouldnt. do you pick up a lot of hitchhikers? I saw a movie like that one time, and the guy picked up this one chick and she asked him if he liked spankings, and he said well no, I've never done that, so she told him to go stop at the next wayside, and he did? and they got out and went into the woods, and she made him bend over this stump and pull his pants down, but see, there was this big guy that was hiding in the woods, though, and he saw this and came running out and just as she was taking off her top and she didn't have any thing on underneath it and he saw her BOOBS? and then the guy *blithers on and on while everyone else goes shopping*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-38499637204890431342008-05-19T17:57:00.000+00:002008-05-19T17:57:00.000+00:00Email alert! Email alert!Email alert! Email alert!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-44254878371239697132008-05-19T17:49:00.000+00:002008-05-19T17:49:00.000+00:00Donn , you can get away with driving about 80 - 90...Donn , you can get away with driving about 80 - 90 mph on the motorways without getting knicked here so about 160 miles in two hours. If your on country roads about 60 milesBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-20922795895805162782008-05-19T14:03:00.000+00:002008-05-19T14:03:00.000+00:00Classic KMN! moment..(Kill Me Now)I had to 'look u...Classic KMN! moment..<BR/>(Kill Me Now)<BR/><BR/>I had to 'look up' Prolapsia on Vulvapedia..<BR/>apparently there is no obvious connection with being a Pro or Lap dancing.<BR/><BR/>It's nice to see that you folks in the Motherland can still drive for a couple of hours..wait... <BR/>in my Province (is flattttttt as a pancake) nothing but bald Prairies for the 100kms South to the USA..and straight as an arrow so we can usually go about 120KMs/hr in our gas guzzling 7 passenger 2 ton Vans....<BR/><BR/>how far can you actually travel in 2 hours?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-78556085636118083522008-05-19T11:09:00.000+00:002008-05-19T11:09:00.000+00:00Thank you Daisy . Bare in mind this is Ma Beasties...Thank you Daisy . Bare in mind this is Ma Beasties Gnochi recipe , It may be a trap for her hapless offspringBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-28561644937878463042008-05-19T10:12:00.000+00:002008-05-19T10:12:00.000+00:00happy birthday beast!! just think at least you did...happy birthday beast!! just think at least you didn't have an aunt squeezing your cheeks telling you how cute you are...or another trying to fix you up with this "really nice minded girl down the street" who is really bigfoot...it could have been worse my darling beast...glad you survived it all...btw i love gnocchi...hint hint...:)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-24861993009425795372008-05-19T07:16:00.000+00:002008-05-19T07:16:00.000+00:00Pink Drama said... happy birthday, beast. i'd off...Pink Drama said... <BR/><I> happy birthday, beast. i'd offer to give you the birthday spanking for good luck but i'm afraid you'd enjoy it too much and besides, mj has already beaten me to the punch, i'm sure.<BR/><BR/>at least you don't have to see these people all the time. that would probably put you in a mental hospital. depending upon the drugs, that might not be too bad.<BR/></I><BR/><B> Miss Pinky , with the advent of windows live messenger they are lurking out their on the interweb , just waiting for me everytime I log on . It is not actually my birthday until tomorrow , but there will be no spanking.....I dont quite see the pleasure some get from it . To my mind , if someone hits me , I will hit them back.......only harder :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-5712357652009295302008-05-19T07:13:00.000+00:002008-05-19T07:13:00.000+00:00MJ said... Nothing's ever prolapsed on me.Maybe y...MJ said... <BR/><I> Nothing's ever prolapsed on me.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you'd like to hear about my Satanic menstrual cramps?</I><BR/><BR/><B> Make sure you always have a plastic carrier bag with you Miss MJ. If anything prolapses you can load it in the bag and totter off to the emergency room without unsiteley leakage</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-33427828199412488082008-05-19T07:11:00.000+00:002008-05-19T07:11:00.000+00:00FirstNations said... why is it that women hit a c...FirstNations said... <BR/><I> why is it that women hit a certain age and WHAMMO the topic is everyone elses' watoosie forevermore? i dont want to know these things! nobody wants to know these things!<BR/>i feel your pain, my darling. i grew up with women like this, only religious...which for some reason meant that they talked about it EVEN MORE.<BR/>otherwise it sounds like you had a lovely time! is boules dangerous? are there firearms involved? is a live goat tied to a tree in a clearing at any time during the proceedings? is there fire?</I><BR/><B> <BR/>Miss FN Boule is a nasty French game involving lobbing canonball weight and sized metal 'boule' about and try and hit the 'piggy' which is sadly a little wooden ball not our very own bottom baring Barnsley poof . That would certainly be more fun</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75309547465540613532008-05-19T07:04:00.000+00:002008-05-19T07:04:00.000+00:00MJ said... Ooooo...this is better than Coronation...MJ said... <BR/><I> Ooooo...this is better than Coronation Street.<BR/><BR/>Do go on.</I><BR/><B> I am worn out Miss MJ , there is only so much frollicking with the Beasties a body can take </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-38657321187611675792008-05-19T07:03:00.000+00:002008-05-19T07:03:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said... I think the Beast family ...Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/><I> I think the Beast family should move into one big house to avoid all these long journeys. It would be like The Waltons and everyone could have a go at fixing the neighbour's broken vulva</I><BR/><B> Mr Bananas That would be a recipe for insanity , Three hours drive away is close enough :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-80746016499853248102008-05-19T04:51:00.000+00:002008-05-19T04:51:00.000+00:00happy birthday, beast. i'd offer to give you the b...happy birthday, beast. i'd offer to give you the birthday spanking for good luck but i'm afraid you'd enjoy it too much and besides, mj has already beaten me to the punch, i'm sure.<BR/><BR/>at least you don't have to see these people all the time. that would probably put you in a mental hospital. depending upon the drugs, that might not be too bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com