Note wood burning stove , 'wipe clean' leather sofa's (Theres another one to the left you cant see) and Miss MJ's favourite rug
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Now standing on MJ's rug and facing the back of the house
we have the kitchen diner
Sneaking past the wide screen and into the dining bit
The finally swinging round we have the the kitchen bit.
Now I love this big extended room .It holds some silly happy memories , big family get together's , friends round for dinner and pancake parties .
Mr C and Frobisher made my birthday cake in this very kitchen, ate it all , and went out before I got home , leaving me with the washing up...... ON MY FECKING BIRTHDAY.
Alfie doing a huge squishy turd right next to the bin(bottom right) and somehow managed to knock my mobile phone off the worktop at the same time so that it stuck in the turd like a 99 flake in an ice cream.
Mr C and Frobisher , giggling on the sofa , as Mr C worked Lloyd's mouth like a ventriloquist dummy and told terrible jokes.
Myself and the lovely Jackie giggling in the kitchen, after I got a huge telling off for waking Mr C up by counting spoons in the cutlery drawer and slamming cupboard doors (I wasn't doing either of those things and it was 3 pm in the afternoon !!!!).
Ma Beasties exploding marmalade(we had to scrape it off the ceiling)
Mr C's Jackson Pollock cooking (you had to scrape it off everything).
I shall just sit here , remembering stuff and snickering to myself :-)
34 comments:
Good gawd, what kind of freak are you? Your place is so CLEAN - isn't that against the man code or something? LOL
Lost , we only pull that sort of mularkey when there's a girl about to clean up after us :-)
thats delightful and charming!
really it is!
but i asked for pictures of the
GARDEN.
you know, the outdoor place? with the plants?
yeah.
Oh you are soooo in trouble with the Guy Conspiracy for letting THAT little tidbit out for females to see LOL
..but yes, it's very nice, and awfully darned clean.
*casts eye over disasterous kitchen*
look! a ufo!
*runs*
Miss FN if you remember you sugested kitchen pictures about 6 weeks ago ,but lazy arse Beast has only just got round to it , now I have given you a tantalising glimpse of the garden through the patio doors , I will do the garden pics next.
***wanders off muttering ***
Lost . You mean you hadn't worked that out yet ????
And here I was convinced that men had no problems living with empty pizza boxes and dirty socks and drawers all over the place. Hmm the man in my life just may need some retraining. lol
All.
Yes its clean.
I can also cook
Stuff me clothes in the washer
Do me own shopping
Dress Myself
Hold a polite conversation
Feck I have turned into a GIRL
Did you like hide all the garbage and newspapers and empties and shit or don't you have any? Also where do you keep those Russian brides you keep trying to sell me?
It's much less squalid than I expected!
Aside from the gigantic pot plant in the backyard and the crack pipe on the kitchen counter, it almost looks like a normal person's abode.
*strains eyes to see which "For Dummies" book is in Beast's kitchen*
Any guesses from the rest of you?
THERE'S A BANANA ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why haven't you shown us the room where nothing ever happens?...
Beast's boudoir?
BANANA ON THE TABLE!!!
Good to see the banana in a nice fruit bowl, where it belongs, for a change.
Or were you waiting for it to ripen for easier insertion?
So sweet, so un-lair-like! I must admit I love peeping into other people's houses...I mean, not like I roam around doing it, but if it's offered up to one...thanks!
I'd say it was a fitting apartment for James Bond himself. Apart from the fireplace, which isn't big enough to warm a rat's arse.
Mr Mutley . the Beast is far too busy to make too much mess , I leave a trail of debris at other peoples houses :-). The russian brides are delivered by courier fresh from the russian steps on placement of an order....I can currently offer you a summer buy one get one free special offer ????
Miss MJ . You are rather over excitable and banana fixated today. As you well know The Beast is a model of clean living and healthy eating.
Leah me too , when I am dog sitting , I like taking the dogs for a walk after dark and peering in everybodies lighted living rooms.....some people have hidious taste.
Mr Bananas , Luckily its a house rather than an apartment , so I can make as much noise as I like , without neighbours banging on the walls . The woodburner throws out an awesome amount of heat , given its size , I usually have to turn the rest of the heating off if the burner is on
I'd like to see your underwear drawer.
How many pairs of Sponge Bob boxer shorts do you have?
Miss MJ thats just a crafty was of finding out if the Beast wears Boxers or briefs . Have you considered that the Beast may go commando and as such doesnt have an underwear drawer.
I am afraid I can confirm or deny NOTHING
All right then.
Show us what's in your handbag.
Miss MJ I have a MANBAG for my gym and cyling stuff , you can route about in there if you like :-)
I should also like to peek inside your medicine cabinet.
There must be a prescription for Viagra in there.
Just in case you ever get lucky.
*tosses an Odor-Eater into Beast's "MANbag"*
... and I like your kettle - no matter what anyone says! I shall do this is a few days - maybe next week!
its so unerveing for women to see a mans house so clean... good on you man... and is that a pot plant inthe back yard???
BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These "pancake parties" you speak of...
Were they BANANA pancakes?
Miss MJ you can have whatever filling you wish in a pancake
I hope you use real Canadian maple syrup.
You haven't dropped by for a visit today.
Where are you today my little petal?
*gives up and flounces off to work*
LOVE that kitchen and the memories that go with it....... :)
Another day passes.
*sigh*
lovely beast...sorry i came by so late...it is nice to see where others call home...and i am actually (oddly) a fan of that rug!
It is very ... male. But charming.
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