Tuesday 3 November 2009

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN


It was a Halloween full moon.

No! not that kind , this isn't Infomaniac



This kind....silly.
Cafe C was warming up for a 40Th birthday party for 40 guests . Buffet , drinkin and dancin. With all that spooky lunar energy slopping about everyone was all a twitter and literally anything could happen , there was even a whiff of an appearance by Frobisher on the grapevine.


The last we had seen of Frobisher was his Surprise Birthday Party and a recent fleeting scurrilous attack on poor Beasts macho mojo on that pitiful rag Frobishers Fun Pages(If I could do a link I would , but I can't so tough titties). I expect Frobisher is desperately hoping a little of the glamour that epitomises Beastbites would rub off.
Anyway Frobisher eventually appeared wearing a full anti contamination suit and gas mask , I have no idea why , subtle social comment perhaps or just hiding a recent tragic haircut








Ever the diplomat , James gaped like a cod for just a second and then rallied marvellously with Do you know that colour suits you......and then scarpered fast with a handy tray of mini Yorkshire puddings , stuffed with a ) roasted sliver of beef(medium rare and a sumptuous frosting of horse radish mayonnaise.
A harried Mr C barked , Ignore him its just attention seeking and then made quarrelsome remarks about the portion control of my a masterful tomato salad (5 different types of tomato roughly chopped with a whisper of minced red onion and garlic , drizzled with an oregano , olive oil and white wine vinegar dressing).
Frobisher meanwhile stood disconsolately at the sink making grumbling farty noises thru his gas mask . An accord was eventually struck when Fobisher was allowed to call the bingo and a happy little kitchen crew , chopped , roasted , fried , drizzled and fluffed a magnificent buffet into existence.
Cafe C offers a choice of bar staff for party bookings , those looking for a little spice can opt for the glamorous option of a couple of trannies 'manning' the optics , it is surprisingly popular .

However on this occasion we will swiftly gloss over the bar trannies , who would frankly frighten the crows from your Aunts garden as my old grannie would say**.



Plaudits for the party atmosphere (probably helped by Mr C's Jugs of Dog Bollocks Cocktails) and the buffet came a tumbling in as the drunken revellers stumbled off into the bright new dawn and the cast and crew of Cafe C dragged their aching bodies off to their respective beds.
And so begins another week....................
** Not really ,the 'girls' were glamour personified

17 comments:

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Yay! First!

BEAST said...

smoked trout goes very nicely with horseradish.....talking of trouts MJ should be here any minute :-)

Anonymous said...

The whole things very disturbing - especially the strange nude men photo - why is that like the moon? Also - where do you get mini tins to make mini yorkshires? I have huge puddings meself...

BEAST said...

I am led to beleve that flashing at big white bottom at the right moment has enormous comedic potential Mr M....I cant imagine it myself harumph .
A very large pudding slapped on the buffet would have only led to a fight , you know what they are like in Dorchester , feral is the word that springs to mind

Ms Scarlet said...

I also have huge puddings.
Sx

eroswings said...

I wonder if Frobisher took off the gas mask to call Bingo--unless he aiming to sound like Darth Vader when calling out the numbers.

I'll try the steak, but I like mine well done. The only animal I like to eat raw is a nicely prepped fish.

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
I also have huge puddings
I am sure you do Miss S

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I wonder if Frobisher took off the gas mask to call Bingo--unless he aiming to sound like Darth Vader when calling out the numbers.
I think he took it off Mr E

I'll try the steak, but I like mine well done. The only animal I like to eat raw is a nicely prepped fish.

The steak was pink rather than raw , I also did a veggie version of the yorkshires with goats cheese and a medley of med veg , they were very colourful

Frobisher said...

I honestly thought it would be fancy dress seeing as it was Halloween!

btw - someone pinched my gas mask and hood, any ideas????

The Mistress said...

Did someone mention pudding?

Anonymous said...

The condom was mine of course, may I have it back for the recycling?

Anonymous said...

MJs video is 'hilarious' ... oh no, I mean 'sickening' ...

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
I honestly thought it would be fancy dress seeing as it was Halloween!
Oh ! well you live and learn
btw - someone pinched my gas mask and hood, any ideas????
Well don't look at me , I am an innocent man

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Did someone mention pudding?

I beleieve we did , altho a good whisk of the batter will surfice to aerate the pudding without going to these lengths

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
The condom was mine of course, may I have it back for the recycling?

Its in the post Mr M



MJs video is 'hilarious' ... oh no, I mean 'sickening' ...
They dont have television in the colonies Mr M so they have to make their own entertainment...how those long winter evenings must fly by

The Mistress said...

FIRST NATIONS IS BACK!

SPREAD THE NEWS!

BEAST said...

Eeeek
***hides behind sofa***

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