Tuesday, 17 November 2009

THE GATHERING STORM



As December fast approaches , Cafe C is booked solid with christmas parties.

It is likely Myself , James , Frobisher and Mr C will go completely bats by Christmas . I will only be posting as and when , to keep you updated on the wacky kitchen antics and the inevitable slide into insanity and exhaustion that will ensue . I am already jolting awake in the wee small hours plagued by nightmares of insufficient portions and under cooked carrots.

So prepare yourselves for a whole month of 'highly hilarious' pictures just like the one above , as any spare time I have I will be rocking and dribbling in the corner while I babble about the state of my stuffing balls

18 comments:

MJ said...

Your limp veg needs refreshing.

BEAST said...

Did you notice Miss MJ its a picture of a SLOTH . In celebration of the Lazy , lazy Miss MJ

Scarlet Blue said...

I'm sure you have big enough balls to deal with the onslaught, Mr Beastie.
Sx

Julian Clary said...

Anyone fancy stuffing???

KAZ said...

Please don't dribble on the stuffing balls.

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
I'm sure you have big enough balls to deal with the onslaught, Mr Beastie.
They may be big enough Miss Scarlet , but can I fit enough in , will they delight the discerning clientelle

BEAST said...

Julian Clary said...
Anyone fancy stuffing???
Depends wether its verb or herb Mr Clary

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
Please don't dribble on the stuffing balls.
At least they will be moist Miss Kaz

Donn said...

Good-Lord-Man November 17th!

I am inconsolably & insanely jealous if your life is so bloody exciting and fulfilling that you simply don't have time to post...

although, if you're actually out slumming on Facebook, as I am, then I pity you.

BEAST said...

Donn , exciting and fullfilling , yes in a way , I effectively have 1 and a half jobs , the half job is about to become a second full time job during the last bit of November and all of December , so its mostly going to be work x 2 , eat and sleep . Of course I could be xagerating and I am really porkering on junk food and cavorting on Facebook....
Oink!

Anonymous said...

pull yourself together! if they carrie on booking like they are we will kikoffon the 1st and finish on the 24th every bloody night grrrrrrrrrrrr!!

eroswings said...

How exciting! It's the holiday rush!

How do you undertook carrots? Aren't they edible the way they are?

mutleythedog said...

What about New Year? I am guessing you are closing for a rest...

inkspot said...

Come on give us a menu then, I'm not coming to Dorchester without one.

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
pull yourself together! if they carrie on booking like they are we will kikoffon the 1st and finish on the 24th every bloody night grrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Tis the season to be jolly , fa la la la lah , la la la Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***collapses in heap***

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
How exciting! It's the holiday rush!
Harumph
How do you undertook carrots? Aren't they edible the way they are?
People are so fussy Mr E , they want them soft and tender of all things

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
What about New Year? I am guessing you are closing for a rest...
Close at New Year??? , If there is money to be made Mr M we will be open and raking it in

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Come on give us a menu then, I'm not coming to Dorchester without one.
Even I havnt seen the menu yet Inky , so I have no idea what we are cooking at this stage , obviously there is going to be turkey I would imagine , stuffing aplenty and lashings of gravy

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