Tuesday, 24 November 2009

BEASTIES BIG END



The Beastmobile is in the garage AGAIN. That will teach me to park by the chip shop where local Dorset beauties like the lovely Paprika hang out guzzling saveloy and chips en route for the Saturday 'Pull a Pig' night at elegant local nitespot The Fire Station .
Hopefully the problem will be fixed before Fridays Dorchester Christmas Cracker Fund Raiser hosted by Cafe C , featuring some woman who sang on the BBC.... Mr C can't remember her name , but she's famous...apparently!


I shall update you on our imminent brush with celebrity as and when someone remembers who she is !

17 comments:

Scarlet Blue said...

Vera Lynn?
Sx

MJ said...

Susan Boyle?

BEAST said...

Who knows Miss S , I guess we will have to wait till Friday to find out

KAZ said...

Can't you give us a clue?
At least tell me what a saveloy is.

BEAST said...

Kaz , I have no idea other than what Mr C told me , which is someone 'famous' that sings or has sung on the BBC . Mr C has never heard of her and can't remember her name .
The web definition of a saveloy is a highly seasoned smoked pork sausage....In reality they are a large greasy sausage shaped horror packed full of minced cattle lips n' arse rings......not advised for the feint hearted or delicate of constitution

BEAST said...

Ooooh I missed you there Miss MJ , Have you moved your adulation from Celine to SuBo ????

Jeremy Clarkson said...

Get a decent car! Yours is crap!

BEAST said...

Up Yours Mr Clarkson

Frobisher said...

New post on my Blog! Hurry!

inkspot said...

Think where the world would be without lips or arse rings. Horrible, right? So snuggle up with a saveloy.

eroswings said...

When you get your car fixed, get yourself some mud flaps and stickers that say 'No Fat Chicks Allowed'. Or you could just grease the hood of the car so the plus size people just slide right off.

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
New post on my Blog! Hurry!

Harumph !

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Think where the world would be without lips or arse rings. Horrible, right? So snuggle up with a saveloy.

It would be a very messy place Inky and lots of frayed ends .
I am not touching a saveloy , you just dont know whats minced up in there

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
When you get your car fixed, get yourself some mud flaps and stickers that say 'No Fat Chicks Allowed'. Or you could just grease the hood of the car so the plus size people just slide right off.

If you grease the hood Mr E , there is a danger they might form a suction seal that would require a very sturdy crowbar to prise them off - it could all get very complicated

MJ said...

PARP!

BEAST said...

***Gaffer tapes an odour eater over Miss MJ's backside***

mutleythedog said...

I am hoping for Celine Dion or even that one from the x ray spex... seriously man -casn I have Paprikas number?

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