Wednesday, 11 November 2009

BEASTS TASTE OF SUMMER



A stalwart of the Cafe C menu is the glorious Oven Roasted Med Veg .

You can have it hot and fresh from the oven prehaps served with rice , bacon and a dusting of grated cheese , or maybe some sausages(vegetarian if you must) . chilled in the fridge it will happily last for three days and can be re heated and served atop a jacket potato , added to soup or any dish you fancy slapping it in , add to sandwiches , wraps or baguettes with cheese or cold meat .Spoon it into your underwear.Dance semi clad round the dining table splattering your loved ones with steaming gobbets of this flavoursome comestible . Fill the bath with the damn stuff and romp nekkid with a few like minded friends for all I care.

I wash my hands of the filthy minded lot of you and your disgusting vegetable related shenanigans .

Against my better judgement here's the Recipe:

Chop up the following

Peppers

Aubergine (Egg plant)

Courgette (Zucchini)

Onion

Mushroom

Tomato

1 or 2 cloves of garlic

Olives

To this basic mix you can add any other veg you have to hand including stuff like cucumber.Your aiming for lots of colour , texture and flavour

Season , slap in an oven proof dish/roasting tin and mix well with a good slurp of olive oil.

Roast in a medium oven for 40 to 60 minutes stirring occasionally.

17 comments:

Scarlet Blue said...

Erm... this post descended into some kind of hallucinogenic orgy half way through... perhaps I shouldn't have added the extra mushrooms...
Sx

Gordon Ramsey said...

What no salt? no pepper??

CUNT

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
Erm... this post descended into some kind of hallucinogenic orgy half way through... perhaps I shouldn't have added the extra mushrooms...
Ha Ha Ha Miss Scarlet , med veg does that to one

BEAST said...

Gordon Ramsey said...
What no salt? no pepper??

CUNT
I thought the instruction to SEASON would have covered that. How wrong I was

Ponita in Real Life said...

Thanks for clarifying what a courgette is... over here they are simply zucchini.

I think adding some spicy sausage would make the romp in the tub a bit more exciting, don't you? Esp. with Miss Scarlet's extra special mushrooms. ;-)

MJ said...

*brandishes aubergine menacingly at Beast whilst smearing nipples with olive oil*

BEAST said...

Ponita in Real Life said...
Thanks for clarifying what a courgette is... over here they are simply zucchini.

I think adding some spicy sausage would make the romp in the tub a bit more exciting, don't you? Esp. with Miss Scarlet's extra special mushrooms. ;-)

I think the mention of a spicy sausage may over excite Miss MJ and could lead to an incident at the help yourself salad counter

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*brandishes aubergine menacingly at Beast whilst smearing nipples with olive oil*

Cripes , I wonder if vegetarians have this problem

KAZ said...

This is definitely my kind of grub Beastie.
I shall stop dancing naked on the table immediately and get cooking.
I shall not be wasting good olive oil like the Canadians obviously do - what's wrong wi a bit o' chip fat?

eroswings said...

Looks delicious. I may serve this dish at Thanksgiving, esp. if those vegans show up.

MJ said...

*preps turnip cannon and takes aim*

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
This is definitely my kind of grub Beastie.
I shall stop dancing naked on the table immediately and get cooking.
I shall not be wasting good olive oil like the Canadians obviously do - what's wrong wi a bit o' chip fat?
We shall wisely steer clear of the erotic delights of cookeen , that will only lead to a life of disolusion and sin

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BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Looks delicious. I may serve this dish at Thanksgiving, esp. if those vegans show up
It genuinly was very tasty , and the beauty of it is that if you make the med veg in advance and chill in the fridge the flavour improves , you just need to do the rice when required and reheat the veg iether in the oven or a skillet and use any left overs for sanwiches and stuff , its a very versatile dish

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*preps turnip cannon and takes aim*
Ah the majestic turnip....natures viagra
***Gives Miss MJ a come hither glance*** :-)

MJ said...

*paints buttocks to look like pumpkin (which, botanically speaking, is really a fruit) and backs into Beast's face*

*expels air*

*laffs*

*fires potato gun*

BEAST said...

***Inserts rolling pin in fast approaching pumpkin butt and makes a break for the door****

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