Wednesday 11 November 2009

BEASTS TASTE OF SUMMER



A stalwart of the Cafe C menu is the glorious Oven Roasted Med Veg .

You can have it hot and fresh from the oven prehaps served with rice , bacon and a dusting of grated cheese , or maybe some sausages(vegetarian if you must) . chilled in the fridge it will happily last for three days and can be re heated and served atop a jacket potato , added to soup or any dish you fancy slapping it in , add to sandwiches , wraps or baguettes with cheese or cold meat .Spoon it into your underwear.Dance semi clad round the dining table splattering your loved ones with steaming gobbets of this flavoursome comestible . Fill the bath with the damn stuff and romp nekkid with a few like minded friends for all I care.

I wash my hands of the filthy minded lot of you and your disgusting vegetable related shenanigans .

Against my better judgement here's the Recipe:

Chop up the following

Peppers

Aubergine (Egg plant)

Courgette (Zucchini)

Onion

Mushroom

Tomato

1 or 2 cloves of garlic

Olives

To this basic mix you can add any other veg you have to hand including stuff like cucumber.Your aiming for lots of colour , texture and flavour

Season , slap in an oven proof dish/roasting tin and mix well with a good slurp of olive oil.

Roast in a medium oven for 40 to 60 minutes stirring occasionally.

16 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

Erm... this post descended into some kind of hallucinogenic orgy half way through... perhaps I shouldn't have added the extra mushrooms...
Sx

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
Erm... this post descended into some kind of hallucinogenic orgy half way through... perhaps I shouldn't have added the extra mushrooms...
Ha Ha Ha Miss Scarlet , med veg does that to one

BEAST said...

Gordon Ramsey said...
What no salt? no pepper??

CUNT
I thought the instruction to SEASON would have covered that. How wrong I was

Ponita in Real Life said...

Thanks for clarifying what a courgette is... over here they are simply zucchini.

I think adding some spicy sausage would make the romp in the tub a bit more exciting, don't you? Esp. with Miss Scarlet's extra special mushrooms. ;-)

The Mistress said...

*brandishes aubergine menacingly at Beast whilst smearing nipples with olive oil*

BEAST said...

Ponita in Real Life said...
Thanks for clarifying what a courgette is... over here they are simply zucchini.

I think adding some spicy sausage would make the romp in the tub a bit more exciting, don't you? Esp. with Miss Scarlet's extra special mushrooms. ;-)

I think the mention of a spicy sausage may over excite Miss MJ and could lead to an incident at the help yourself salad counter

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*brandishes aubergine menacingly at Beast whilst smearing nipples with olive oil*

Cripes , I wonder if vegetarians have this problem

KAZ said...

This is definitely my kind of grub Beastie.
I shall stop dancing naked on the table immediately and get cooking.
I shall not be wasting good olive oil like the Canadians obviously do - what's wrong wi a bit o' chip fat?

eroswings said...

Looks delicious. I may serve this dish at Thanksgiving, esp. if those vegans show up.

The Mistress said...

*preps turnip cannon and takes aim*

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
This is definitely my kind of grub Beastie.
I shall stop dancing naked on the table immediately and get cooking.
I shall not be wasting good olive oil like the Canadians obviously do - what's wrong wi a bit o' chip fat?
We shall wisely steer clear of the erotic delights of cookeen , that will only lead to a life of disolusion and sin

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BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Looks delicious. I may serve this dish at Thanksgiving, esp. if those vegans show up
It genuinly was very tasty , and the beauty of it is that if you make the med veg in advance and chill in the fridge the flavour improves , you just need to do the rice when required and reheat the veg iether in the oven or a skillet and use any left overs for sanwiches and stuff , its a very versatile dish

BEAST said...

MJ said...
*preps turnip cannon and takes aim*
Ah the majestic turnip....natures viagra
***Gives Miss MJ a come hither glance*** :-)

The Mistress said...

*paints buttocks to look like pumpkin (which, botanically speaking, is really a fruit) and backs into Beast's face*

*expels air*

*laffs*

*fires potato gun*

BEAST said...

***Inserts rolling pin in fast approaching pumpkin butt and makes a break for the door****

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