Wednesday, 18 November 2009

DORCHESTER RESTAURANT REVIEWS

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CAFE C




Cafe C
Saintly lane
Dorchester

Fine Dining at its best.
Dorchesters finest eating experience



THE HORSE WITH THE RED VAGINA errm UMBRELLA




The Horse with the Red Umbrella.
Corner of Saintly Lane and Lower Colon Street
Dorchester.

Frankly the horse would taste better!






TASTE




Taste.
Lower Colon Street
(end of Cafe C's Back Passage)
Dorchester

Nasty afterTaste more like!
Gedddddiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!













Now lets finish with a fascinating glimpse of ecstatic diners enjoying Cafe C's famous 'Grab a Tranny' Night

20 comments:

Donn said...

HAHA! Outstanding!
Everyone's a critic eh?

Scarlet Blue said...

I am lost up a back passage. I can smell banana puree... am I close?
Sx

mutleythedog said...

I am going to the umbrella/sex change one. It sounds great - or maybe pizza express?

MJ said...

I don't geddit...

Who or what is gasping in the lower left hand (on the floor, presumably) of the bottom photo?

BEAST said...

Donn said...
HAHA! Outstanding!
Everyone's a critic eh?

Apparently so Donn . Harsh but fair is the Beasts motto

BEAST said...

Scarlet Blue said...
I am lost up a back passage. I can smell banana puree... am I close?

I would avoid back passages if I were you Miss Scarlet....nothing good ever came out of a back passage

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I am going to the umbrella/sex change one. It sounds great - or maybe pizza express?

Its not up to the Bridport Pie Shop standard Mr M , but Dorchester has always been the dowdy spinster in comparison to that jewel of the Jurrasic coast

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I don't geddit...
Hence the bad mood :-(
Who or what is gasping in the lower left hand (on the floor, presumably) of the bottom photo?
As the 'gasper' is off camera Miss MJ we may never know

Scarlet Blue said...

The last gasper must be a midget diner?
Sx

BEAST said...

It would not suprise me Miss Scarlet , an asmatic midget diner prehaps , he/she/it is gasping in the first picture as well

KAZ said...

I'll have what Gladys is having.

eroswings said...

I'm with Kaz. I'll have whatever Gladys had!

with a side of fried mars bar! Hold the horse vagina.

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
I'll have what Gladys is having.

Miss Kaz , I fear Gladys had a large portion of meat.....however Cafe C offers a range of vegetarian alternatives to tickle your fancy

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I'm with Kaz. I'll have whatever Gladys had!
Gladys is proving ever popular , maybe she should be on the menu
with a side of fried mars bar!
God Forbid , This isnt Scotland Mr E

Hold the horse vagina.
Do I have to ??

Inexplicable DeVice said...

Whatever happened when Gladys had her main course?

BEAST said...

I am not sure Mr I , altho we had to prise the ghastly woman off of her seat with a crowbar

MJ said...

*gasp*

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Scarlet Blue said...

Good grief, Mr Beastie - what sort of restaurant are you running?!!
I think Anonymous has got a little over excited.
Sx

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