Thursday, 29 November 2007

THE PENNY DROPS


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Its three weeks to christmas.
I havn't even started thinking about what to get anyone.
***RUNS ABOUT FLAPPING ARMS***
So you lot what do people of the female persausion like as pressies????
I am completely stuck for ideas
****RUNS ABOUT FLAPPING ARMS AND YELLING ****

25 comments:

MJ said...

I can’t get enough windup hopping lederhosen.

Lady Muck said...

mmm kinky mj....well Beast you can't go far wrong with a set of glow in the dark vibrating festive love beads....or a nice ironing board cover!

Gorilla Bananas said...

They want you to go down on them like a real Beastie.

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...

Perfume(pheromones), Jewellery (for those intimate places) and Chocolate (in amusing rude shapes) usually don't go amiss. Either that or clothes (crutchless / peep hole etc.) - unless you're buying for your nan.

Frobisher said...

A flashing christmas tie

wallace & grommet socks

The Simpsons boxer shorts and soap on a rope

initialised golf tee holder

a chocolate orange

a pair of checked slippers

Piggy and Tazzy said...

It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, not 3.

Or 3 weeks 6 days if you're pedantic.

And where did you get that pic of Smunty The Cabin Boy as a child?

FirstNations said...

gift cards and checks always fit, my darling.
tuck them into a suggestive yet tasteful card and there ya go.

barring that, head.

Daisy said...

bath stuff...anything that goes in a bath can't be wrong...but i will have to say gorilla has it nailed as far as prezzies go...

Anonymous said...

smelly crap... girly crap.. and pink things....

World Champ Stephen Neal said...

I didn't know the Empire celebrated Christmas. For some reason, I always thought that the Bible ended with Churchill kicking some Roman ass.

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I can’t get enough windup hopping lederhosen.

MJ why doesnt this surprise me

BEAST said...

Lady Muck said...
mmm kinky mj....well Beast you can't go far wrong with a set of glow in the dark vibrating festive love beads....or a nice ironing board cover!

I think I may have to settle for the Ironing board cover..... Ma Beasty may not take the vibratin love beads too well :-)

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
They want you to go down on them like a real Beastie.

Thank you Mr B , some sane advice at last

BEAST said...

Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said...
Perfume(pheromones), Jewellery (for those intimate places) and Chocolate (in amusing rude shapes) usually don't go amiss. Either that or clothes (crutchless / peep hole etc.) - unless you're buying for your nan.
The festive chocolate willies didnt go down too well last year :-( , and the eau de Boscombe smelt like shite

BEAST said...

Frobisher said...
A flashing christmas tie

wallace & grommet socks

The Simpsons boxer shorts and soap on a rope

initialised golf tee holder

a chocolate orange

a pair of checked slippers


Frobi the ubiquitious chocolate orange , I havnt had one of those in me stocking for years

BEAST said...

Piggy and Tazzy said...
It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, not 3.

Or 3 weeks 6 days if you're pedantic.

And where did you get that pic of Smunty The Cabin Boy as a child?


P & T , there is always one that has to be picky.........and its always you. I bet your underwear drawer is arranged by colour and cross referenced by material..... anally retentive cunts :-)

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
gift cards and checks always fit, my darling.
tuck them into a suggestive yet tasteful card and there ya go.

barring that, head.


Tasteful is my middle name Miss FN , I have had cards specially made with pictures of my ass with a bit of mistletoe with the festive legend 'Kiss this and make it french'

BEAST said...

Daisy said...
bath stuff...anything that goes in a bath can't be wrong...but i will have to say gorilla has it nailed as far as prezzies go...

Daisy I made a bit of a blunder with Bath stuff last year , I shall post on this nearer christmas

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
smelly crap... girly crap.. and pink things....

Mr C , keep your smelly , girly , pink thing to yourself
....you filthy festive devil

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World Champ Stephen Neal said...
I didn't know the Empire celebrated Christmas. For some reason, I always thought that the Bible ended with Churchill kicking some Roman ass.

Champ , we have propper pagan christmas over here , none of this diversity happy holiday cobblers you have in the US. Its all about Drunken , Marauding , Feasting debauchery and sin
all hidden behind a fig leaf of religion

livesbythewoods said...

Well, I want a decent office chair. Hope that helps.

Stuff from Lush is good, as is something fluffy and cuddleable (like a hot water bottle, rather than a puppy), or failing that, a really nice bag.

God I am so middle-aged.

UBERMOUTH said...

When in doubt, you can't go wrong buying me anything diamond encrusted or french perfume.Not to be greedy though, I prefer both. Makes it easier for you , too.

Daisy said...

one thing i did for an aunt of mine one christmas...very hard to buy for and was never really happy with anything...she is a size 1 (very small) so i went to this clothing store she liked and bought the ugliest, non matching clothings, in large sizes which would never fit her...she opened her presents and laughed so hard, it was great...then she was able to take them back and get what she wanted...better than just getting a gift card and we all had a good laugh watching her open what she thought would be "nice" prezzies

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