The Beast is having a tantrum.
What is it with fecking duvets......... why do I have so much trouble trying to stuff my duvet into its tasteful cover (pictured left).
It should be quite a simple opperation get square duvet into square cotton bag . Put top corners into place ease the bag down while holding corners , ease in bottom corners and bobs your uncle.
Its like putting on a condom (ok with added corners and a flabby member but the theory is the same) however we should all be proficient in that particular skill by now.
But no , the duvet manages to tie itself in a granny knot , or I end up inside the cover and the duvet doesnt.
I suspect a femenist/european union conspiracy .
Does anyone still use blankets.?
The Beast is going to make a few predictions of peoples bedding preferences
Frobisher - Ben Cohen Duvet set
Piggy and Tazzy - pink brushed nylon , matching valance , curtains and sink skirt.
First Nations - Animal Pelts/Human scalps (trapped , skinned and hand cured by FN herself)
Jungle Jane - Black Silk (of course)
Mutley - Power rangers Duvet set
Champ - A blanket knitted by his adoring army of female fans from his shed body hair.
MJ - something in sateen effect polyester..... with girly frills and matching throw cushions.
Daisy and Pinky probably have something classy in egyptian cotton.
Hitch i suspect is a good old fashioned sheet and blankets man