tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post1968614004420001853..comments2023-11-05T12:22:08.042+00:00Comments on Beastliness: THE PENNY DROPSBEASThttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-50637455563034828072007-12-01T11:23:00.000+00:002007-12-01T11:23:00.000+00:00one thing i did for an aunt of mine one christmas....one thing i did for an aunt of mine one christmas...very hard to buy for and was never really happy with anything...she is a size 1 (very small) so i went to this clothing store she liked and bought the ugliest, non matching clothings, in large sizes which would never fit her...she opened her presents and laughed so hard, it was great...then she was able to take them back and get what she wanted...better than just getting a gift card and we all had a good laugh watching her open what she thought would be "nice" prezziesDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-42604780996041782862007-12-01T05:42:00.000+00:002007-12-01T05:42:00.000+00:00When in doubt, you can't go wrong buying me anyth...When in doubt, you can't go wrong buying me anything diamond encrusted or french perfume.Not to be greedy though, I prefer both. Makes it easier for you , too.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-22049147206875818072007-11-30T23:11:00.000+00:002007-11-30T23:11:00.000+00:00Well, I want a decent office chair. Hope that hel...Well, I want a decent office chair. Hope that helps.<BR/><BR/>Stuff from Lush is good, as is something fluffy and cuddleable (like a hot water bottle, rather than a puppy), or failing that, a really nice bag.<BR/><BR/>God I am so middle-aged.livesbythewoodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13660484415596484648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-28944883378985319002007-11-30T07:51:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:51:00.000+00:00World Champ Stephen Neal said... I didn't know th...World Champ Stephen Neal said... <BR/><I> I didn't know the Empire celebrated Christmas. For some reason, I always thought that the Bible ended with Churchill kicking some Roman ass.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Champ , we have propper pagan christmas over here , none of this diversity happy holiday cobblers you have in the US. Its all about Drunken , Marauding , Feasting debauchery and sin<BR/>all hidden behind a fig leaf of religion</B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-85305426778610259882007-11-30T07:48:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:48:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-40780584397414670372007-11-30T07:47:00.001+00:002007-11-30T07:47:00.001+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-12257298709571504292007-11-30T07:46:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:46:00.000+00:00Daisy said... bath stuff...anything that goes in ...Daisy said... <BR/><I> bath stuff...anything that goes in a bath can't be wrong...but i will have to say gorilla has it nailed as far as prezzies go...</I><BR/><BR/><B> Daisy I made a bit of a blunder with Bath stuff last year , I shall post on this nearer christmas </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-85446353739603594052007-11-30T07:45:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:45:00.000+00:00FirstNations said... gift cards and checks always...FirstNations said... <BR/><I> gift cards and checks always fit, my darling.<BR/>tuck them into a suggestive yet tasteful card and there ya go.<BR/><BR/>barring that, head.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Tasteful is my middle name Miss FN , I have had cards specially made with pictures of my ass with a bit of mistletoe with the festive legend 'Kiss this and make it french' </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-75790400952150276182007-11-30T07:42:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:42:00.000+00:00Piggy and Tazzy said... It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, n...Piggy and Tazzy said... <BR/><I> It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, not 3.<BR/><BR/>Or 3 weeks 6 days if you're pedantic.<BR/><BR/>And where did you get that pic of Smunty The Cabin Boy as a child?</I><BR/><BR/><B> P & T , there is always one that has to be picky.........and its always you. I bet your underwear drawer is arranged by colour and cross referenced by material..... anally retentive cunts :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-27790903005886296582007-11-30T07:40:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:40:00.000+00:00Frobisher said... A flashing christmas tiewallace...Frobisher said... <BR/><I> A flashing christmas tie<BR/><BR/>wallace & grommet socks<BR/><BR/>The Simpsons boxer shorts and soap on a rope<BR/><BR/>initialised golf tee holder<BR/><BR/>a chocolate orange<BR/><BR/>a pair of checked slippers </I><BR/><BR/><B> Frobi the ubiquitious chocolate orange , I havnt had one of those in me stocking for years </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-51234658540757608612007-11-30T07:35:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:35:00.000+00:00Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said... Perfume(phe...Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporium said... <BR/><I> Perfume(pheromones), Jewellery (for those intimate places) and Chocolate (in amusing rude shapes) usually don't go amiss. Either that or clothes (crutchless / peep hole etc.) - unless you're buying for your nan.</I><BR/><B> The festive chocolate willies didnt go down too well last year :-( , and the eau de Boscombe smelt like shite </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-58485922079047533892007-11-30T07:30:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:30:00.000+00:00Gorilla Bananas said... They want you to go down ...Gorilla Bananas said... <BR/><I> They want you to go down on them like a real Beastie.</I><BR/><BR/><B> Thank you Mr B , some sane advice at last </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-66380649334738730722007-11-30T07:29:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:29:00.000+00:00Lady Muck said... mmm kinky mj....well Beast you ...Lady Muck said... <BR/><I> mmm kinky mj....well Beast you can't go far wrong with a set of glow in the dark vibrating festive love beads....or a nice ironing board cover!</I><BR/><BR/><B> I think I may have to settle for the Ironing board cover..... Ma Beasty may not take the vibratin love beads too well :-) </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-40507868875788872432007-11-30T07:26:00.000+00:002007-11-30T07:26:00.000+00:00MJ said... I can’t get enough windup hopping lede...MJ said... <BR/><I> I can’t get enough windup hopping lederhosen.</I><BR/><BR/><B> MJ why doesnt this surprise me </B>BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-28855389124836704642007-11-30T03:10:00.000+00:002007-11-30T03:10:00.000+00:00I didn't know the Empire celebrated Christmas. For...I didn't know the Empire celebrated Christmas. For some reason, I always thought that the Bible ended with Churchill kicking some Roman ass.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-21652897311019804602007-11-30T00:41:00.000+00:002007-11-30T00:41:00.000+00:00bath stuff...anything that goes in a bath can't be...bath stuff...anything that goes in a bath can't be wrong...but i will have to say gorilla has it nailed as far as prezzies go...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-26633472797150899532007-11-30T00:00:00.000+00:002007-11-30T00:00:00.000+00:00gift cards and checks always fit, my darling.tuck ...gift cards and checks always fit, my darling.<BR/>tuck them into a suggestive yet tasteful card and there ya go.<BR/><BR/>barring that, head.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-67286463603649629912007-11-29T22:09:00.000+00:002007-11-29T22:09:00.000+00:00It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, not 3.Or 3 weeks 6 days if...It's 4 weeks to Crimbo, not 3.<BR/><BR/>Or 3 weeks 6 days if you're pedantic.<BR/><BR/>And where did you get that pic of Smunty The Cabin Boy as a child?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-91113655561470022052007-11-29T21:35:00.000+00:002007-11-29T21:35:00.000+00:00A flashing christmas tiewallace & grommet socksThe...A flashing christmas tie<BR/><BR/>wallace & grommet socks<BR/><BR/>The Simpsons boxer shorts and soap on a rope<BR/><BR/>initialised golf tee holder<BR/><BR/>a chocolate orange<BR/><BR/>a pair of checked slippersFrobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-8190497197690068942007-11-29T20:48:00.000+00:002007-11-29T20:48:00.000+00:00Perfume(pheromones), Jewellery (for those intimate...Perfume(pheromones), Jewellery (for those intimate places) and Chocolate (in amusing rude shapes) usually don't go amiss. Either that or clothes (crutchless / peep hole etc.) - unless you're buying for your nan.Mr Gaskins Curiosity Emporiumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555018438247987593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-34084603712748727442007-11-29T20:43:00.000+00:002007-11-29T20:43:00.000+00:00They want you to go down on them like a real Beast...They want you to go down on them like a real Beastie.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-24865802809143832932007-11-29T20:25:00.000+00:002007-11-29T20:25:00.000+00:00mmm kinky mj....well Beast you can't go far wrong ...mmm kinky mj....well Beast you can't go far wrong with a set of <B>glow in the dark vibrating festive love beads....</B>or a nice ironing board cover!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8262607732952187608.post-86023293649096679602007-11-29T19:48:00.000+00:002007-11-29T19:48:00.000+00:00I can’t get enough windup hopping lederhosen.I can’t get enough <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/27hpz4/" REL="nofollow">windup hopping lederhosen</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com