Wednesday, 12 September 2007
PAN AU CHOCOLAT
A visit to Frobisher , after his 'minor' opperation to remove a suspect mole.
I was a little peturbed to see this cloud formation looming as i approached Chez Frobisher . I am not surprised that the grim reaper is keeping a keen eye on Mr F , as he is making a terrible fuss . I was sumarrily sent packing as my grapes and flowers where not of sufficient quality or quantity for a man in such a condition apparently.
Now The Beast has a complaint , WHY CANT PEOPLE FLUSH THE FECKING TOILET
I work in a modern office supposedly populated by professional people........ it is a little suprising to find half of them are not toilet trained.
The beast proposes a new organisation called Trap Watch , the lav is inspected by the warden as a person exits (gas mask supplied ) , if the miscreant has left a floater in the pan , a skid mark on the seat or has managed to piss on the floor the warden shall grab the miscreant by the scruff of the neck and employ 'puppy toilet training ' and rub their fecking nose in it.
That should solve the problem and engender a little more lavatorial accuraccy.
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