A visit to Frobisher , after his 'minor' opperation to remove a suspect mole.
I was a little peturbed to see this cloud formation looming as i approached Chez Frobisher . I am not surprised that the grim reaper is keeping a keen eye on Mr F , as he is making a terrible fuss . I was sumarrily sent packing as my grapes and flowers where not of sufficient quality or quantity for a man in such a condition apparently.
Now The Beast has a complaint , WHY CANT PEOPLE FLUSH THE FECKING TOILET
I work in a modern office supposedly populated by professional people........ it is a little suprising to find half of them are not toilet trained.
The beast proposes a new organisation called Trap Watch , the lav is inspected by the warden as a person exits (gas mask supplied ) , if the miscreant has left a floater in the pan , a skid mark on the seat or has managed to piss on the floor the warden shall grab the miscreant by the scruff of the neck and employ 'puppy toilet training ' and rub their fecking nose in it.
That should solve the problem and engender a little more lavatorial accuraccy.
7 comments:
Ravelling! Its not that not is not then not is it? Frobisher the dead? Not to be ...
Mourns me.
Frobisher the toilet?
Just like you Ms Mu to get to the nub of the problem , You should give up the restaurant business and go into counselling , or have you concidered Mu Tai's problem page , you could help millions
hey, that was 'S' for SUPERMAN!
you don't just flush a superman dook!
come on now.
First Nations said...
hey, that was 'S' for SUPERMAN!
you don't just flush a superman dook!
come on now.
Ah Excrement as art...... so my trap wardens need to take artistic merit into account before rubbing the miscreants nose in it , this could cause some controversial decisions , maybe we need a panel of judges lurking nearby ready for an instant appraisal
Does a really big bigjob always go down on the first flush? The first step is to train people to flush-and-wait rather than flush-and-run.
Gorilla Bananas said...
Does a really big bigjob always go down on the first flush? The first step is to train people to flush-and-wait rather than flush-and-run.
I am an advocate of tough love Mr B , rub the face in it first , ask questions later
You're a harsh task master, but then who wants to take the chance in sitting in a streak?
More power to you sir, and godspeed.
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