Sunday, 23 September 2007

GROUNDED BEAST

Stand by your beds.
Ma Beasty is visiting.

The Beast is on best behaviour , house cleaned and ready for inspection.

Thus far Ma Beasty is not looking impressed.

I shall return shortly when the storm has passed.

23 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I hope she does not object to the presence of the semi trained radioactive howler monkeys? If she does just tell her they are mine and I am coming to get them tomorrow..

mutleythedog said...

YAY !!!! I me second!

First Nations said...

give me a nickel or i'll tell her where the porn is.


i will, too.

Anonymous said...

TO LATE IVE FN,,Ì THORT I WOULD SLIP IT UNDER HER PILLOW :-) THE ART OF ANAL SEX PART 6

Gorilla Bananas said...

We gorillas try to placate our mothers by getting them laid, but I wouldn't always recommend that for humans.

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I hope she does not object to the presence of the semi trained radioactive howler monkeys? If she does just tell her they are mine and I am coming to get them tomorrow..

Mr M , Ma Beasty made the Howlers make themselves useful and clean out the shed ,tidy themselves up and show a bit of 'gumption' , they are looking a bit frightened

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
YAY !!!! I me second!


Well Are'nt you special

BEAST said...

First Nations said...
give me a nickel or i'll tell her where the porn is.


i will, too.


Ma Beasty will be pleased with that , it sells well at the Womens Institute bring and buy sale

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
TO LATE IVE FN,,Ì THORT I WOULD SLIP IT UNDER HER PILLOW :-) THE ART OF ANAL SEX PART 6


MB has your address MR C , she willbe with you shortly to instruct you in the art of good housekeeping
Good Luck
MB is harsh but fair ...he he he

Anonymous said...

Well now Mr Beastie ... I have been following your ramblings for a while... and have taken the extra-ordinary step of doin' some research . What a *deep* running stream you are ! But with each blog, I gets closer.... closer...

Bwa-Hahahahahaha !

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
We gorillas try to placate our mothers by getting them laid, but I wouldn't always recommend that for humans


Good heavens GB , it doesnt bear thinking about , what human male could take such an onslaught

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
Well now Mr Beastie ... I have been following your ramblings for a while... and have taken the extra-ordinary step of doin' some research . What a *deep* running stream you are ! But with each blog, I gets closer.... closer...

Bwa-Hahahahahaha !


How melodramatic Miss Spears.You should be concentrating on your failing music career rather than stalking me.
b t w I NEVER shag on the first date (unless you get me drunk)

Anonymous said...

Stalker ? Oh come cum ... who's being melodramatic now ? I am the Blog Surfer. I am He (She?) who seeks the inner most secrets of those that will wear thier Hearts on the Blog. I am the *seeker* of everything un-said. Everything un-blogged. I WILL uncover your very Soul... and then ....

Bwaaa-HaHaHaHa !

mutleythedog said...

Thats Frobie ... right?

Anonymous said...

Now Mutley... YOUR Soul I already have.You just don't know it YET. If you are VERY good, I have a nice shiny ball somewhere.... although there IS a chain attached to it !

Bwahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

And now, for the moment, I must Hark 'ere-else. So many Blogs... So *little* time.

I shall be there ... in the twi-light of your screen. DON'T blink !

Bwa-hahahahahaha

BEAST said...

Oh lordy , some one has been at the Tesco value gin.
Because your being so cheeky its now going to cost you something small but very expensive to get a shag....!
I am thinking Prada or gucci.

I dont think its Frobi Mr M he has jetted off to the costa's this morning and will be soaking up the sangria and chips as we speak

Anonymous said...

Oh lordy your getting camper by the day beasty...

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
Oh lordy your getting camper by the day beasty...

Must be the weather

Hammer said...

I quit trying to impress mum. She can deal with my dust :)

Newforestandy said...

Mr Beast, do you take your Ma to your extended garden under the pier? I hope you tidied it up and picked up all the litter?

BEAST said...

Hammer said...
I quit trying to impress mum. She can deal with my dust :)

Its the tutting that gets to me Mr Hammer , a Ma Beasty tut can crack glass at 500 metres.....you instinctivley know you have been judged and found wanting........its a bit like being a catholic

BEAST said...

Newforestandy said...
Mr Beast, do you take your Ma to your extended garden under the pier? I hope you tidied it up and picked up all the litter?


We were far too busy cleaning out the fridge , all the cupboards , the wardrobes etc etc etc , I have the cleanest house in Bournemouth :-)

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