Do you know something , in all my 40 odd years on this planet , no one has ever brought me a chocolate easter egg......EVER.
When we were kids my parents couldnt afford it , but bless em they used to make a real effort with all these sorts of things , filling egg shells with Jelly and cornflake chocolate cakes and stuff , but chocolate eggs where off the menu as they were just too expensive .Then as you get older , all the chocolate goodies tend to be concentrated on the next generation of kids.
All I ever wanted was just one , wrapped in glittery foil , not bothered about it being filled with manky chocolate bars or wether it sitting bestride a cheap and nasty mug.
Did Jesus die on the cross so Beast could'nt have an egg......I dont think so , the heavenly throng are probably weeping at this hidious injustice(thats why it always rains at easter).
Its not good enough to go and buy your own, thats like kerb crawling , and likewise you cant just give someone the money to go and by one for you (pimping).
Its gotta be spontanious , and its probably never going to happen :-( .
So enjoy your easter breaks one and all , and spare a poor deprived Beast a thought as you sit chocolate besplattered, satiated and content.
Is there anything from your childhood that you never got that you still crave beyond reason today ???
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Sorry about the eggs, I never got them either, just the cheap ones that were filled with marshmallows.
I went to get myself a fancy cadbury egg with the thick chocolate shell and the filling that looks like a egg yolk, but decided paying $2.50 for one piece of candy ws kind of stupid.
I'm going to steal some from the kids easter basket ;)
Well done hammer , showing the true spirit of easter !
Them damn kids get all the bloody goodies
Harumph
oh!
Here:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...lil easter eggs, all chocolate, with windows you can look through made of sugar with a candy bunny AND a candy baby chicken inside.
..oo, yes! a Schwinn Phantom! to this day i see them and LUST.
stupid parents.
A pony!
But never mind, I always swore I would buy one before I bought a car but that didn't quite work out. I did actually save enough money to buy my own pony at the age of 12 but this sent my mother into a flat panic and she banned them anyway. Which just convinced me for life that saving up for things is rubbish!
If I knew where you lived Beast I'd send you one of those Prestat eggs full of truffles.....but aren't we dieting love?
I seem to remember buying you a Cadbury's Creme Egg the other year.
Or was that someone else?
i bort him an easter egg!
;-)
I got Mr B a real Pterodactyls egg- was he grateful? Not when it hatched!!
I have TWO easter eggs now....... one even has a Barbie purse with it......Frobisher will be trying to filch(yes filch not felch) that later no doubt.
I am sat here with my foil wrapped glittering pretties , smeared in chocolate , a happy beast :-).
Now about that Porche 911 I never got !!!!!
Mr Mutley , that egg made a very nice omlette.....a bit chewy , but once you picked the beak and claws out , it wasnt too bad
chocolate?
wow. this blows me away. see, for years i was told that it was the easter DOG.
I never got Alison Fewtrell. Mmmmmmmm Alison Fewtrell! And Francis Charles Mmmmmmmm Francis Charles!
Francis and Alison chewing each other's butt knots.
Excuse me.
It was aimed to be a living present Mr B - not to be eaten....
A pogo stick.
Alas, there were no sidewalks where I lived.
The Hitch was spoilt only child and used to be deluged in easter eggs to the point where I was sick of the fuckers, you should have me let me know I would have posted you one.
Having said that I bought one for my mother this year and she got me jack shit , so I ate it.
My Butler only let me have mine if I showed him my winkie! Was it like that for you Mr The Hitch?
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