Thursday, 12 April 2007

ITS AN OUTRAGE


I was searching for pictures of some of our local lost culinary treasures.
My mission was to find a picture of the delicious yet humble Dorset Knob (its a biscuit not the type of 'knob' you will normally see on Frobishersfunpages).
All I can find is a picture of a Box of Dorset Knobs.
I am insensed , I had no more luck with a picture of a steamed pudding called a 'Pigs Bum ' (because its pink ! not becuase it smells like a pigs arse) , and had some shocking results when searching on Blue Vinny (a blue veined dorset cheese) altho one or more of the nekkid gents in the pics were possibly hiding a portion under their foreskin('s) , sure looked skanky enough.



So I am giving up on this post.....forever
Goodbye
:-(

20 comments:

Hammer said...

Pigs bum pudding? Isn't that limburger cheese?

world champ stephen neal said...

All the best, my friend. I'll see you in hell.

BEAST said...

Hammer....yes pigs bum , a childhood favourite chez Beasty....isnt what limburger cheese ???

Good heavens tis the champ , apparently the latest philisophical debate has decided that hell does not excists it is a state removed from the love of god / or its being on holiday in a caravan in scotland (which sounds more likely).

MJ said...

Thank you. Being an ignorant Canuck I knew nothing of Dorset Knobs. However, I do know a Dorset Knob blogger so I'll be stealing this image to post something for him at a later date.

mutleythedog said...

Blue Vinny?? Are you sure about that? Iknew a man of that name once - a coke dealer.

First Nations said...

...um, perhaps that's all for the best. wow. no wonder you're losing weight so easily...with all those culinary delights to choose from i'd be losing weight too.

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First Nations said...

ps:
SLACKER!!
three minutes work reveals:

pig bum pudding:
fingerineverypie.typepad.com/my_weblog/2006/0...

blue vinny cheese
pdphoto.org/PictureDetail.php?pg=8583

dorset knob
http://www.formanandfield.com/dorset-knob-biscuits-p-381.html?zenid=d81da86f6da9b3bcd215a2402d9aa719

BEAST said...

MJ , glad to be of service.

Mutley , maybe he has given up his life of crime and is now a purveyor of dine cheeses ??

FN .... how do you do that , do you use google image , or some other feindish search engine , as I got nowhere.
Apparently Blue Vinny is disgusting

First Nations said...

you have to bear in mind that google: image searches the text tag attached to the picture, not the visual contents. entering 'dorset knob' got me the same results you had. you have to spread a wider net. my result came from 'dorset knob recipe' after trying dorset cookie, dorset biscuit, dorset dessert, britain cookies, knob (where i spent a few delightful minutes) baked goods britain, etc.
fortunately i type and browse fast... one of the few skills i retain from my business degree.
that, and i rule.

mutleythedog said...

All these things are probably disgusting anyway - who could market named after a porcine behind??

Lippy said...

Try Shropshire Blue Cheese - which is very nice, and of course Shrewsbury biscuits...

Newforestandy said...

I prefer me extra strong cheddar cheese thanks, I hate the thought of any mould running through my cheese. Of course I have no cheese under my foreskin either!

... said...

very funny!!!

frobisher said...

Dorset Knob biscuits are really biscuits - they are like those dry breadsticks you get in Italian restaurants, only round.

No wonder people don't eat them anymore. I quite like Blue Vinney, in fact I like all blue cheeses

frobisher said...

should be:- AREN'T buscuits

First Nations said...

have another bong hit, ratso! :D

i want to know what a violent crumble is.

mutleythedog said...

I brought a Pigs Bum Pudding the other day... thought you should now that it is possible. Its a very dull thing indeed.

Mental Mac said...

Is the Beast preparing for some sort of feast? (I am still waiting for me invite)

mutleythedog said...

BONG!!!!!!

Aunty Marianne said...

I eat Dorset Knobs (yes, you can quote me).

I have a t-shirt with the Dorset Knob logo on it. I would really like same but with Dorset Knobs, plural. This would refer to the fabulous topography beneath.

Can't find one. Marketing opportunity missed, I feel.

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