Monday, 23 April 2007

FISH FINGERS


This weekends discoveries.
Number 1. Bunged up
I have been having problems with blogging of late (I am blocked lovies) , but then i discovered, its the kitchen......I cant blog in the kitchen....my mind just goes blank(maybe its stuff singing to me from the fridge - eat me Beastie , eat me , maybe its the chair).So I have relocated and we will see if my muse returns :-)








Number 2. Working with Mr C.
Blimey Hitler in shorts or what !!!!.

Accusations of botching , starvation , derogetary remarks , hours toiling in the broiling sun , a whole sorry tale of slavery and degredation.If I lived in Africa they would be holding concerts for me . Madonna and Fish Lips would be scrapping over who gets to adopt my children , wandering celebrities would be hounding me for caring photo oppertunities.

But no it was drag myself home , a frail and broken Beast , for a sad and lonely fish fingers and potato waffle sandwich for one :-(

11 comments:

Hammer said...

Sorry to hear things are not going so well. Sometimes what we need is a good blog laxative.

Standing in line at the department of motor vehicles usually works to loosen me up :)

Anonymous said...

pull yourself together" its called hard work beast.. it was like working with a dizzy blonde! you were driving me mad.. how hard can it be too saw a peace of wood in too and make coffee when needed.. you were lucky i was in a good mood or i would of had you digging the swiming poole out.. fucking cock sucking pen pushers havent got a clue about manual wrk... cuntey for ever... coming soon cunt does jacuzzie in the iwerne minster .....

BEAST said...

How dare you , there I was humping railway sleepers about on me tod , while someone was mincing about fluffing up his plants like a big hairdresser , being all artistic and having the occasional prima donna tantrum because me line wasnt plumb and me coffee wasnt strong enough..he he he

Hammer , I feel things moving :-)

mutleythedog said...

I for one entirely sympathise - I have stayed home smoking cigars tonight. As a idea I recommend it -but I shall cough for a week. By the way fish don't have fingers...

mutleythedog said...

Have you thought of having a guest blogger in for a post - or doing a bit elsewhere? I couldn't trust you of course - because I know you are clinically insane - but I am sure you could trick someone into letting you have a go on their blog

BEAST said...

I may invite Mu Tai's long lost twin sister to guest post for me (its getting like Dallas round here ) , but I am not sure as she seems to have 'issues' with Mu Tai and I am not sure which is the 'Evil' twin , so it may not be a good idea.
Fish do so have fingers , that frightening old paedo captain birdseye is always waving them about in a provocative manner

First Nations said...

..not a finger, beast.

whassamadda? did mr.c have you doing landscaping? and here i was all by my lonesome dragging brush around feeling martyred and smug about the tiny tiny mouselike size of my 'carbon footprint'. because martyrdom and smugness are what gardening's all about. shit, next time come over here and you can turn my compost while i lecture about anaerobic-vs aerobic composting techniques.
yes i do both.
yes i have no life.

Newforestandy said...

All i csn say is DIY should be left where it belongs, in B&Q or other DIY stores

Anonymous said...

im a strong suporter of home base the reduced section is fantastic.. if only they new about it ;-)

BEAST said...

It all went horribly wrong with the olive tree tho didnt it Mr C...he he

mutleythedog said...

Have you considered becoming homosexual Mr Beast? It could unbung you if nothing else??

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