Sunday, 28 February 2010

ETTIQUET FOR BEGGINERS

On occasion The Beast feels its neccesary to pass on some basic ettiquette tips to Mr C his nearest and dearest.

It is impolite to accept a lift in a persons automotive vehicle , belt oneself in and then proclaim merrilly

"Rather than listen to your usual boring conversation lets play a game"

***SCREWS UP FACE AND BREAKS WIND VIOLENTLY***



"GUESS WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH ?  MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"

Next week: Throwing up in Asda's (Wallmart) Car Park with Panache

13 comments:

MJ said...

Was it Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry washed down with a pint of Old Lesbian No. 3?

BEAST said...

***sniffs***
Possibly
There are additional top notes of egg and possibly chives

Scarlet Blue said...

Or was it too much soup...?
Sx

BEAST said...

Miss Scarlet any straining after eating that soup and the Beast would be replacing car seats today after power hosing the inside of the car.......it doesnt bare thinking about

KAZ said...

I'm rather refined compared to Mr C.
But I still don't know the correct way to eat peas with a knife and fork

Anonymous said...

it was KFC that made me throw up and the company i was with my bodey started to reject everything!!!

eroswings said...

Thank goodness no one was smoking or there might've been a terrible explosion!

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
I'm rather refined compared to Mr C.
But I still don't know the correct way to eat peas with a knife and fork
Vigorously Mash them up a bit , the are then easier to handle Miss Kaz :-)

BEAST said...

Anonymous said...
it was KFC that made me throw up and the company i was with my bodey started to reject everything!!!
You could always get the bus ???

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
Thank goodness no one was smoking or there might've been a terrible explosion!
There was explosion enough for me MR E.....ghastly it was :-(

Inexplicable DeVice said...

In answer to KAZ's question of pea-eating ettiquette, one shouldn't eat peas. One employs someone to eat them for one. Problem solved.

Poor BEAST. I thought mobile gas chambers went out of fashion in the 40s?

BEAST said...

Inexplicable DeVice said...
In answer to KAZ's question of pea-eating ettiquette, one shouldn't eat peas. One employs someone to eat them for one. Problem solved.
There you go Miss Kaz....the East Angular solution , you can employ me to eat your peas.....I like peas

Poor BEAST. I thought mobile gas chambers went out of fashion in the 40s?

As usual Mr IVD I am lagging behind in the fashion stakes :-(

努力 said...

thank you for you to make me learn more,thank you∩0∩ ........................................

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