Wednesday 4 March 2009

TAWDRY SECRETS




I had a virtuous evening planned , I was going Circuit training at the health centre and was really looking forward to perving at the lycra clad fitties an hour of healthy exercise , a frugal supper , followed by a few hours blundering around the Internet and relaxing in front of the TV.
The best laid plans blah , blah were well and truly scuppered by a begging call from Cafe C for an evening of hot waitering action . As usual I forgot to eat while I was at the cafe and had to make a emergency stop at the petrol station before I faded away entirely to get something quick to eat on the way home.
The healthy eating section was given barely a passing glance as I was strangely drawn by the Bette Noir of all foodies and health freaks , the much vilified Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.
I have to report a minor thrill of guilt as I spooned its silky , savoury lusciousness down my throat.
I feel so dirty!!
Its now your chance to come clean and confess your own sordid food indiscretions , we are all friends here , confession is good for the soul

31 comments:

Ms Scarlet said...

I sometimes lick my Smeg.
Sx

KAZ said...

I'm a boring non meat eating goody goody.
But I cannot resist a custard pie.
No - Not in the face TISWAS style - but savoured in the mouth for the essence of vanilla and munched joyously for the sweet pastry.
And there's custard slices as well.

CyberPete said...

I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Baked Alaska a few days ago. I felt terrible for a few minutes until I noticed that by buying that I had donated money to saving the penguins or the prevention of ice melting on the poles.

I plan to donate a fair bit of cash that way in the future.

FirstNations said...

canned chef boyardee ravioli....straight out of the can...unheated...cold...so delicious...so very wrong....

The Mistress said...

How could I possibly top any of you disgusting people?

xerxes said...

Are you confessing or boasting? And does waitering bring you a lot of big tips?

FirstNations said...

I have big tips.


No wait, not tips....



never mind.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
I sometimes lick my Smeg.
Thats just perverted Miss Scarlet

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
I'm a boring non meat eating goody goody.
But I cannot resist a custard pie.
No - Not in the face TISWAS style - but savoured in the mouth for the essence of vanilla and munched joyously for the sweet pastry.
And there's custard slices as well.
Thats not too bad Miss Kaz , everyone loves a custard tart , they used to be know as hookers navels in th catering trade

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Baked Alaska a few days ago. I felt terrible for a few minutes until I noticed that by buying that I had donated money to saving the penguins or the prevention of ice melting on the poles.

I plan to donate a fair bit of cash that way in the future.
Ah moment on the lips , forever on the hips Pete . Tsk Tsk

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
canned chef boyardee ravioli....straight out of the can...unheated...cold...so delicious...so very wrong....
See this is the sort of disgustingness we are looking for , well done Miss First Nations thats vile , I can almost feel that cold slimey ravioli

BEAST said...

MJ said...
How could I possibly top any of you disgusting people?

Errr Hellooooo , Miss Filthy Friday

eroswings said...

I can't resist a good pair of legs and thighs...of fried chicken!

But really, I can open a new can of Pringles potato chips and finish the whole can in one sitting. I consider it a meal unto itself.

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
Are you confessing or boasting? And does waitering bring you a lot of big tips?

I am confessing Inky , and of course the tips are huge

BEAST said...

FirstNations said...
I have big tips.


No wait, not tips....



never mind.

Put that shirt back on Lady , before you have someones eye out

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
I can't resist a good pair of legs and thighs...of fried chicken!

But really, I can open a new can of Pringles potato chips and finish the whole can in one sitting. I consider it a meal unto itself.

And a deliciously wicked meal it is too Mr E , cream cheese and chive flavour is my fave

Ponita in Real Life said...

I'm with you on the Pringles. I just finished off a can of Bacon and Ranch last night after work. Yum!

Cookies are another bad one for me.... I graze until they are all gone... hence they aren't in the house very often!

Ms Scarlet said...

I'm not supposed to eat cheese on toast because cheese brings me out in spots. But I love melted cheese :0(
Sx

UBERMOUTH said...

I once left a Mars on my dashboard,but only for a minute. The sun had melted it to the perfect texture. I then bought Mars regularly trying to duplicate it,but it never worked again and none satisfied.

It was like a Heroin addict chasing the dragon.

BEAST said...

Blogger Ponita said...

I'm with you on the Pringles. I just finished off a can of Bacon and Ranch last night after work. Yum!

Cookies are another bad one for me.... I graze until they are all gone... hence they aren't in the house very often!
Thats a good plan , everyone should have a good graze occasionally

BEAST said...

Blogger scarlet-blue said...

I'm not supposed to eat cheese on toast because cheese brings me out in spots. But I love melted cheese :0(
Make a feature of the spots miss Scarlet , flourescent paint should make them stand out

BEAST said...

Blogger UBERMOUTH said...

I once left a Mars on my dashboard,but only for a minute. The sun had melted it to the perfect texture. I then bought Mars regularly trying to duplicate it,but it never worked again and none satisfied.

It was like a Heroin addict chasing the dragon.
Sounds disgustingly sticky Miss Uber , I hope you have wet wipes at the ready

Romeo Morningwood said...

No way.
Not until you post the ingredients of the Pol Pot Noodle.

I've got a fiver that says may contain traces of beaks, cloaca, and 1 zillion milligrams of MSG!

Pearl said...

My dirty secret?
Nachos. Tortilla chips, salsa, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream, anything else I have on hand.
Good God, I think I'm hungry...
Pearl

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

I do - very occasionally - sneak into a MacDonalds and have a Happy Meal. I have to go home and scrub myself for hours afterwards to wash off the guilt. And the smell.

CyberPete said...

Do you have that stitched on a pillow somewhere?

BEAST said...

Donn Coppens said...
No way.
Not until you post the ingredients of the Pol Pot Noodle.

I've got a fiver that says may contain traces of beaks, cloaca, and 1 zillion milligrams of MSG!
Yeah probably Donn . But it tastes GOOOD

BEAST said...

Pearl said...
My dirty secret?
Nachos. Tortilla chips, salsa, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream, anything else I have on hand.
Good God, I think I'm hungry...
Pearl
I love Tortilla chips with dips of any kind hmmmmm

BEAST said...

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...
I do - very occasionally - sneak into a MacDonalds and have a Happy Meal. I have to go home and scrub myself for hours afterwards to wash off the guilt. And the smell.
That is pretty despicable Lady Daphne . I shall offer absolution if you recite three Jamie Olivers and a Hugh ferny Twitingstall

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
Do you have that stitched on a pillow somewhere?
No however , I think you should write it on the fridge door young man :-)

Anonymous said...

Fray bentos pies obviously enough - and Pukka..

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