Friday, 20 March 2009

WHERE FOOLS RUSH IN



The Beasts task was to do some Interwebs research on behalf of Cafe Jago (Dorchester's premier eating establishment **)
Sadly the food supply company I was researching has the unfortunate name of Juggs.
You can just imagine the search results.








I refined my search to Juggs Food
It did not get any better







I have now learnt my lesson . Consequently Mr C is on his own with researching recipes for Juicy Faggots *

As I am suffering from one of my heads




* For our foreign heathen scum and assorted Euro Trash Overseas readers
a faggot is a meatball made from liver and bacon served in a rich gravy

**Come on you know you want to , there is a steaming Panini with your name on it

26 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

How about a dish made with fat from that lady's liposuction? I wouldn't eat it, but it might appeal to the adventurous types who visit Cafe C.

MJ said...

I ordered the Spotted Dick!

BEAST said...

Gorilla Bananas said...
How about a dish made with fat from that lady's liposuction? I wouldn't eat it, but it might appeal to the adventurous types who visit Cafe C.
I have one word for you Mr B....Blancmange

BEAST said...

MJ said...
I ordered the Spotted Dick!
Is IVD put his phone number on the specials board again ????

eroswings said...

The meatballs sound delicious! What can we expect with the Juicy Faggot? A clapshot? Singing hinnies perhaps?

Ponita in Real Life said...

I have always claimed to be a heathen, but never scum... so crossing it out doesn't make it go away...

I would dine on juicy faggots at all... I absolutely despise liver.... bacon is yummy, however.

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
The meatballs sound delicious! What can we expect with the Juicy Faggot? A clapshot? Singing hinnies perhaps?
faggots with onion gravy and mashed potato are delicious . Feel free to search the web for saucy faggots and see what you get :-)

BEAST said...

Ponita in Real Life said...
I have always claimed to be a heathen, but never scum... so crossing it out doesn't make it go away...
Awww I was only joshing :-)
I would dine on juicy faggots at all... I absolutely despise liver.... bacon is yummy, however.
Liver is not to everyones taste as indeed are faggots

scarlet-blue said...

Can I have some brains please?
Sx

HoodChick said...

She seems to have some coverage issues going on. Perhaps Ponita could send her the giant underpants.

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
Can I have some brains please?
Sx
Ah Brains Faggots , you dont see them about anymore Miss Scarlet :-(

BEAST said...

HoodChick said...
She seems to have some coverage issues going on. Perhaps Ponita could send her the giant underpants.
I am not sure Ponita's giant pants would be big enough

KAZ said...

A panini sounds great - cheese, tomato and pesto please.
But it would have to be declared faggot free - I haven't had a faggot for 20 years.

MJ said...

Aren't you Brits the same people who eat jellied eels?

BEAST said...

KAZ said...
A panini sounds great - cheese, tomato and pesto please.
But it would have to be declared faggot free - I haven't had a faggot for 20 years.
I love a good Panini , I am sure there is some terrible story behind you Faggot drought of twenty years .....we feel your pain

BEAST said...

MJ said...
Aren't you Brits the same people who eat jellied eels?
Not any more Miss MJ , we banished all jellied eel eaters to the colonies :-)

scarlet-blue said...

They still eat jellied eels in the Eastend...it's a delicacy, apparently...
Sx

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
They still eat jellied eels in the Eastend...it's a delicacy, apparently...
Sx
Yuk Miss Scarlet , however that other great east end treat Pie Mash and Parsley gravy is great

eroswings said...

This post (and especially the accompanying pictures) reminds me of that Destiny's Child song:

I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this!
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe!

mutleythedog said...

I am worried by a panini steaming... is it on fire and could that be smoke? Whats making it steam? Do you clasp them intimately before serving?

BEAST said...

eroswings said...
This post (and especially the accompanying pictures) reminds me of that Destiny's Child song:

I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this jelly!
I don't think you ready for this!
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe!
Bootylicious indeed Mr E , there would be plenty to go round :-)

BEAST said...

mutleythedog said...
I am worried by a panini steaming... is it on fire and could that be smoke? Whats making it steam? Do you clasp them intimately before serving?
A steaming Panini(Its the fresh horse manure that does it) is Cafe C's signature dish Mr M , people travel from far and wide to marvel at such a delicacy ,served with a side of pan fried bridport beetroot is enough to satisfy evn the most adventurous of diners

Sir Ian McKellan said...

Brains faggots are still available in 6's from Aldi's - I had a tray of six the other week, although I was a little disappointed it announced on the packet that there was more gravy (NEW! IMPROVED!) but the texture of the faggot was more like a meatball - not as good as they used to be. Talking of meatballs I went to Ikea on Friday and you get a good plate of about 15 for £4 with gravy, chips and some Swedish sauce a bit like cranberry sauce. Delicious!

BEAST said...

You always have an eye for a bargain your lordship , altho I am a little alarmed that a National treasure like yourself should be consorting with ghastly europeans

inkspot said...

OK Beast you win, thank god those pix don't get any bigger when you click them.

BEAST said...

inkspot said...
OK Beast you win, thank god those pix don't get any bigger when you click them.
But you tried didnt you Inky

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