The Beast is experiencing some 'Life Turbulence' , and frankly my urge to blog is just not there at the moment.
So rather than cranking out rubbish
***Slaps MJ before she says anything***
I am taking a few weeks off and hopefully the blogging Fu will have returned
See you all soon
xx
31 comments:
Hope everything is okay, Beast. Enjoy the blogging break and take care!
*Finds it suspicious Beast is taking a break around the same time Scarlet Blue is also gone*
*Also wonders if Beast's latest hoard of adult novels is keeping him from blogging*
Poor Beastie!
Take care, my friend. Hope things settle for you and we see you back in fine form again soon! ((hugz))
Is 'Life Turbulence' the new buzzword for ManFlu?
I knew you were the type to wear fluffy slippers.
A few weeks is an awfully long time to go without my Beast fix but I suppose I'll manage. :(
Do you want us to take your temperature?
*snaps rubber gloves in place*
We'll allow you a fortnight off - then we send round the boys.
Are you back yet?
Oh no!
Well just create a few competitions a week and call it blogging. ;-)
Me too. Let's go vandalize stuff and blame it on MJ.
...which is actually what Beast and I are doing; our respective blog posts proclaiming other intentions are merely a smokescreen for our SECRET WILD VANDALISM RAMPAGE OF VANDALISM WHICH IS SECRET AND NOBODY KNOWS.
*tags Frobishers head, shaves off one of C's eyebrows, leaves bag of flaming dog crap on MJ's doorstep*
Life Turbulence is worse than colonic irrigation, Beast. I suggest you find a nice steady breeze to chill out in.
You had better be back by the 22nd of March because Infomaniac is holding a big EVENT and you'll be expected to do the washing up.
*wonders if Beast and Ms. Nations are secretly involved some sort of Hitchcockian espionage ring like in 'Notorious'*
*waits for Nazis to emerge from the wine cellar*
I know how you feel.We could just like make shit up,especially about other bloggers. Nothing like blog wars to liven up the sphere.
i'm kind of at the same place myself and i wish you well, beast...take care of you and when you are done, come back and thrill us again :)
Take care sweetie. And feel free to write crap.........the rest of us do.
L X
Missing you already, Mister PoopyPants.
I want my Beastie back, Beastie back, Beastie back.
LEAVE ME ALONE
I AM SULKING
***SULKS***
Why not take that frown and turn it upside down?
While you are busy sulking, here is a list of things to do:
1. Wash the stinky duvet.
2. Mark Sunday, March 22nd on your calendar for Infomaniac's BIG EVENT!
3. Start writing a blurb for The Men of Infomaniac post. We haven't put out a call for blurbs yet but you might as well be doing something useful in your off time.
Are you back yet?
You've forced me to gorge on ben & jerrys
Would it help if I threw you over my shoulder and burped you?
Please
All the best :)
I'm back to write crap!
I don't know, I go away for five minutes...
Anyhow, please come back Mr Beastie... I have loads of holiday slides to bore you with...
Sx
*pokes finger into Beast's fleshy butt cheek*
*laughs as it make BOING noise*
Come on! You drama queen! :)
Take it easy . Have a few good Rum Toddies to warm up your inner self and see you soon.
Would you like a private view of the holiday slides...?
I have etchings as well.
Sx
*DASHES PAST WITH BEAST IN TOW THROWING LIT FIRECRACKERS*
*poke*
BOING!
*poke*
BOING!
*poke*
BOING!
And don't think it went unnoticed that you left a comment on Miss Scarlet's blog today but not on mine.
When should I let you out of the sensory deprivation tank? Its been nearly three weeks and frankly its a bit whiffy...
Is this the blog equivalent of a suicide threat/watch?
Just asking.
You're not planning to 'take' any of us with you,are you?
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