Sunday I finally decided to clean out my car , which was a disgusting mess .However every time I clean it out I mysteriously end up looking after Mr C's dogs and it gets in a horrid mess again.
I staggered out with the dyson and gave the Beastmobile a good old scrub up . As I staggered back into the house arms full of rubbish bags and cleaning equipment , I could hear my msn messenger pinging
and guess what!!!!!
Can you come and collect the dogs , I have found a cheap flight to Rome ???? .
So Mr C is off to kiss the Popes ring see the sites
and I have the dogs.
The next four days will be spent racing about from work to home , picking up dog logs from the garden , grooming , feeding and walking the blighters (for hours to wear the buggers out) , disturbed nights beating the four legged fiends off my bed and the return of the supermarket dog food obsession.
I am now wondering if I am paying off some massive karmic debt in this life , was I Hitlers aunty in a previous existence or perhaps I kicked Ghandi up the ass or goosed mother Theresa .
Its the only viable explanation as to why I always cop dog sitting , washing up , etc etc etc , while other obviously more enlightened beings jet off to glamorous places and do exciting things.
Reincarnation is a drag :-(
19 comments:
Picking up piles of dog crap is just part of the Karmic progression.
Ahh... they look really happy!
A right pair of posers though!
Sx
I reckon you must have eaten dogs in a past life, Beast. The only way to fight it is to eat them in this one as well. I'd like to see Mr C's face.
you got a good heart and they do look happy.
Our car needs to be cleaned out, so if you up to it.
Awww, look at the cute doggies...
Well, that's very nice of you to watch the dogs. That's a lot of work.
I see that one dog is perfectly posed for the camera like a model; the other one seems shy...or is looking for a place to pee.
I can see your reflection in the funhouse mirror.
You really should put on some pants next time.
was I Hitlers aunty in a previous existence?
I reckon so judging by the mangina I see in your funhouse mirror.
Tell the truth Beast - Mr C has some juicy titbit of information about you. You'd do anything to keep him quiet.
It's blackmail isn't it?
Mmm, Rome's nice this time of year. Tell you what, why not take the dogs to Gatwick and accidentally lose them? They'll have a fine time, there are lots of rabbits on the runways.
Hammer said...
Picking up piles of dog crap is just part of the Karmic progression.
Hopefully it is Mr H , I am earning big time Karmic pionts
scarlet-blue said...
Ahh... they look really happy!
A right pair of posers though!
They get that from their Daddy Miss Scarlet
Gorilla Bananas said...
I reckon you must have eaten dogs in a past life, Beast. The only way to fight it is to eat them in this one as well. I'd like to see Mr C's face.
What a terrible thing to say Mr B , besides Lloyd would taste nasty
The Old Tarf said...
you got a good heart and they do look happy.
Our car needs to be cleaned out, so if you up to it.
The Boys love staying with their old Beasty , they get spoilt rotten :-)
eroswings said...
Awww, look at the cute doggies...
The model , Alfie is a sweetheart , the other one Lloyd is an ornery little critter , with a bad attitude
Well, that's very nice of you to watch the dogs. That's a lot of work.
I love em really , they are Beasties little cuddly bunnies
I see that one dog is perfectly posed for the camera like a model; the other one seems shy...or is looking for a place to pee.
Alf loves having his picture taken , Lloyd no doubt is pondering his next outrage
MJ said...
I can see your reflection in the funhouse mirror.
CAN't
You really should put on some pants next time.
SHANT
was I Hitlers aunty in a previous existence?
I reckon so judging by the mangina I see in your funhouse mirror.
Your arguement lacks merit Miss MJ . Hitlers aunty would have had a vag not a mag
KAZ said...
Tell the truth Beast - Mr C has some juicy titbit of information about you. You'd do anything to keep him quiet.
It's blackmail isn't it?
Unduoubtably Miss Kaz , I have to protect my dreadful secret at all costs
inkspot said...
Mmm, Rome's nice this time of year. Tell you what, why not take the dogs to Gatwick and accidentally lose them? They'll have a fine time, there are lots of rabbits on the runways.
Inky , we have been out every night chasing bunnies , The dogs don't enjoy it that much BUT I DO :-)
Beast's duvet stinks so we have to sleep on that horrid fireside rug.
We want to live with Mistress MJ who is clean and has better taste in home furnishings.
we at Beastbites know that is a dreadful fake as blatantly Alfie and Lloyd cant spell . They also love their old Beasty and would kill to sleep on his bed (Which they are not allowed to do , you have to make it clear who's top dog)
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