I had a virtuous evening planned , I was going Circuit training at the health centre and was really looking forward to perving at the lycra clad fitties an hour of healthy exercise , a frugal supper , followed by a few hours blundering around the Internet and relaxing in front of the TV.
The best laid plans blah , blah were well and truly scuppered by a begging call from Cafe C for an evening of hot waitering action . As usual I forgot to eat while I was at the cafe and had to make a emergency stop at the petrol station before I faded away entirely to get something quick to eat on the way home.
The healthy eating section was given barely a passing glance as I was strangely drawn by the Bette Noir of all foodies and health freaks , the much vilified Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle.
I have to report a minor thrill of guilt as I spooned its silky , savoury lusciousness down my throat.
I feel so dirty!!
Its now your chance to come clean and confess your own sordid food indiscretions , we are all friends here , confession is good for the soul
31 comments:
I sometimes lick my Smeg.
Sx
I'm a boring non meat eating goody goody.
But I cannot resist a custard pie.
No - Not in the face TISWAS style - but savoured in the mouth for the essence of vanilla and munched joyously for the sweet pastry.
And there's custard slices as well.
I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Baked Alaska a few days ago. I felt terrible for a few minutes until I noticed that by buying that I had donated money to saving the penguins or the prevention of ice melting on the poles.
I plan to donate a fair bit of cash that way in the future.
canned chef boyardee ravioli....straight out of the can...unheated...cold...so delicious...so very wrong....
How could I possibly top any of you disgusting people?
Are you confessing or boasting? And does waitering bring you a lot of big tips?
I have big tips.
No wait, not tips....
never mind.
scarlet-blue said...
I sometimes lick my Smeg.
Thats just perverted Miss Scarlet
KAZ said...
I'm a boring non meat eating goody goody.
But I cannot resist a custard pie.
No - Not in the face TISWAS style - but savoured in the mouth for the essence of vanilla and munched joyously for the sweet pastry.
And there's custard slices as well.
Thats not too bad Miss Kaz , everyone loves a custard tart , they used to be know as hookers navels in th catering trade
CyberPete said...
I had a tub of Ben & Jerry's Baked Alaska a few days ago. I felt terrible for a few minutes until I noticed that by buying that I had donated money to saving the penguins or the prevention of ice melting on the poles.
I plan to donate a fair bit of cash that way in the future.
Ah moment on the lips , forever on the hips Pete . Tsk Tsk
FirstNations said...
canned chef boyardee ravioli....straight out of the can...unheated...cold...so delicious...so very wrong....
See this is the sort of disgustingness we are looking for , well done Miss First Nations thats vile , I can almost feel that cold slimey ravioli
MJ said...
How could I possibly top any of you disgusting people?
Errr Hellooooo , Miss Filthy Friday
I can't resist a good pair of legs and thighs...of fried chicken!
But really, I can open a new can of Pringles potato chips and finish the whole can in one sitting. I consider it a meal unto itself.
inkspot said...
Are you confessing or boasting? And does waitering bring you a lot of big tips?
I am confessing Inky , and of course the tips are huge
FirstNations said...
I have big tips.
No wait, not tips....
never mind.
Put that shirt back on Lady , before you have someones eye out
eroswings said...
I can't resist a good pair of legs and thighs...of fried chicken!
But really, I can open a new can of Pringles potato chips and finish the whole can in one sitting. I consider it a meal unto itself.
And a deliciously wicked meal it is too Mr E , cream cheese and chive flavour is my fave
I'm with you on the Pringles. I just finished off a can of Bacon and Ranch last night after work. Yum!
Cookies are another bad one for me.... I graze until they are all gone... hence they aren't in the house very often!
I'm not supposed to eat cheese on toast because cheese brings me out in spots. But I love melted cheese :0(
Sx
I once left a Mars on my dashboard,but only for a minute. The sun had melted it to the perfect texture. I then bought Mars regularly trying to duplicate it,but it never worked again and none satisfied.
It was like a Heroin addict chasing the dragon.
Blogger Ponita said...
I'm with you on the Pringles. I just finished off a can of Bacon and Ranch last night after work. Yum!
Cookies are another bad one for me.... I graze until they are all gone... hence they aren't in the house very often!
Thats a good plan , everyone should have a good graze occasionally
Blogger scarlet-blue said...
I'm not supposed to eat cheese on toast because cheese brings me out in spots. But I love melted cheese :0(
Make a feature of the spots miss Scarlet , flourescent paint should make them stand out
Blogger UBERMOUTH said...
I once left a Mars on my dashboard,but only for a minute. The sun had melted it to the perfect texture. I then bought Mars regularly trying to duplicate it,but it never worked again and none satisfied.
It was like a Heroin addict chasing the dragon.
Sounds disgustingly sticky Miss Uber , I hope you have wet wipes at the ready
No way.
Not until you post the ingredients of the Pol Pot Noodle.
I've got a fiver that says may contain traces of beaks, cloaca, and 1 zillion milligrams of MSG!
My dirty secret?
Nachos. Tortilla chips, salsa, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream, anything else I have on hand.
Good God, I think I'm hungry...
Pearl
I do - very occasionally - sneak into a MacDonalds and have a Happy Meal. I have to go home and scrub myself for hours afterwards to wash off the guilt. And the smell.
Do you have that stitched on a pillow somewhere?
Donn Coppens said...
No way.
Not until you post the ingredients of the Pol Pot Noodle.
I've got a fiver that says may contain traces of beaks, cloaca, and 1 zillion milligrams of MSG!
Yeah probably Donn . But it tastes GOOOD
Pearl said...
My dirty secret?
Nachos. Tortilla chips, salsa, jalapenos, cheese, sour cream, anything else I have on hand.
Good God, I think I'm hungry...
Pearl
I love Tortilla chips with dips of any kind hmmmmm
Daphne Wayne-Bough said...
I do - very occasionally - sneak into a MacDonalds and have a Happy Meal. I have to go home and scrub myself for hours afterwards to wash off the guilt. And the smell.
That is pretty despicable Lady Daphne . I shall offer absolution if you recite three Jamie Olivers and a Hugh ferny Twitingstall
CyberPete said...
Do you have that stitched on a pillow somewhere?
No however , I think you should write it on the fridge door young man :-)
Fray bentos pies obviously enough - and Pukka..
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