UPDATED : Beasts Perfect Poached egg using the method that was buggered up by the virgo and detailed below ;- now read the original post .......
No point being coy , we at Beastbite call a spade a spade .
If you have a Virgo in your life you will know exactly what I mean , do not think you have escaped SAGITTARIANS, we will get to you later .
Ma Beasty is a big old Virgo , one of her current obsessions is producing the perfect poached eggs for multiple diners.
If any Virgo's reading this would like to stop at this point and have a little obsess , feel free just join us for a bit of character assassination when your ready
Not a difficult task , other more stable zodiac signs may cry , but cry in vain you must .
See now, where most of us would do a little research on the interwebs , ask friends , look in books.Formulate a plan and give it a go. It will either work or it won't no worries .
A Virgo will do the extensive research , select a method , then decide they know better (as Virgos are pathalogically unable to follow simple instructions without 'over thinking' the whole damn thing ), add a few bizarre steps to the proscribed method , because lets face it Virgo's know best , try it ,not surprisingly it will all go horribly wrong . This will be swiftly followed by much stressing , adding of even more bizarre and fangled steps to the method , more stressing and eventually the fickle finger of stress , fate and blame will wildly alight upon YOU , oh innocent bystander.
It will all be your fault , and as you stand there , bemused , smarting from a sudden and vicious tongue lashing with molten poached egg dripping off your head and a slammed door and vile curses ricocheting in the silent kitchen , wondering W T F just happened.
Poor Pa Beasty , experienced such an afternoon , and is squarely blaming ME , for finding what was touted as The Perfect and simple method for producing multiple poached eggs simultaniously and goading Ma Beasty into action.
Perfect and Simple that is till a virgo got hold of it.
Have a nice weekend Pa Beasty.......Mwa Ha Ha Ha HA
Oh and Sagittarians are MUCH WORSE