UPDATED : Beasts Perfect Poached egg using the method that was buggered up by the virgo and detailed below ;- now read the original post .......
No point being coy , we at Beastbite call a spade a spade .
If you have a Virgo in your life you will know exactly what I mean , do not think you have escaped SAGITTARIANS, we will get to you later .
Ma Beasty is a big old Virgo , one of her current obsessions is producing the perfect poached eggs for multiple diners.
If any Virgo's reading this would like to stop at this point and have a little obsess , feel free just join us for a bit of character assassination when your ready
Not a difficult task , other more stable zodiac signs may cry , but cry in vain you must .
See now, where most of us would do a little research on the interwebs , ask friends , look in books.Formulate a plan and give it a go. It will either work or it won't no worries .
A Virgo will do the extensive research , select a method , then decide they know better (as Virgos are pathalogically unable to follow simple instructions without 'over thinking' the whole damn thing ), add a few bizarre steps to the proscribed method , because lets face it Virgo's know best , try it ,not surprisingly it will all go horribly wrong . This will be swiftly followed by much stressing , adding of even more bizarre and fangled steps to the method , more stressing and eventually the fickle finger of stress , fate and blame will wildly alight upon YOU , oh innocent bystander.
It will all be your fault , and as you stand there , bemused , smarting from a sudden and vicious tongue lashing with molten poached egg dripping off your head and a slammed door and vile curses ricocheting in the silent kitchen , wondering W T F just happened.
Poor Pa Beasty , experienced such an afternoon , and is squarely blaming ME , for finding what was touted as The Perfect and simple method for producing multiple poached eggs simultaniously and goading Ma Beasty into action.
Perfect and Simple that is till a virgo got hold of it.
Have a nice weekend Pa Beasty.......Mwa Ha Ha Ha HA
Oh and Sagittarians are MUCH WORSE
54 comments:
So how do you poach an egg - do you just nick them from the chickens?
Sx
Always playing the innocent victim, Beast. I bet you were looking over her shoulder making sardonic remarks.
It's always somebody else's fault, isn't it?
It's not like Taureans are blameless.
Thank God I was born 'on the cusp'. Painful yes - but I missed being a Virgo by 10 hours.
So - I have no interest in the perfect poached egg - but I can do the 'tongue lashing' bit.
my daughter is a virgo...
my son is a saggitarius...
me?
I'm DOOMED.
Merciful heaven.. what was you thinking of entering into a kitchen? It's a womans domain! Unless your after wanting a beer from the fridge... stay oot!
"Adding a few bizarre steps to the proscribed method..."Those proscriptions used to get you burnt at the stake.
Beast, were you ever burnt at the stake? Or did they just stick to ordinary burning?
I am a Gemini. Consider yourself lucky!
Ha! Mr Inky is a nit-picking Virgo!
Sx
scarlet-blue said...
So how do you poach an egg - do you just nick them from the chickens?
Much mularkey with boiling water , clingfilm and a cup Miss Scarlet , its something your domestic staff do in the kitchen while your not looking
Gorilla Bananas said...
Always playing the innocent victim, Beast. I bet you were looking over her shoulder making sardonic remarks.
I was not foolish enough to be there Mr B , I simply made Ma Beastie aware of the method via email and left poor Pa Beastie to face the music
MJ said...
It's always somebody else's fault, isn't it?
YES
It's not like Taureans are blameless.
Don't be ridiculous , just ask fellow Tuarean Miss First Nations if you dont believe me
KAZ said...
Thank God I was born 'on the cusp'. Painful yes - but I missed being a Virgo by 10 hours.
So - I have no interest in the perfect poached egg - but I can do the 'tongue lashing' bit.
That was a lucky escape Miss Kaz
FirstNations said...
my daughter is a virgo...
my son is a saggitarius...
me?
I'm DOOMED.
Yes , I am afraid you are
There is no escape :-(
Jimmy Bastard said...
Merciful heaven.. what was you thinking of entering into a kitchen? It's a womans domain! Unless your after wanting a beer from the fridge... stay oot!
I trained as a chef Mr B , so i am allowed by law to anter any kitchen in the land and criticise
inkspot said...
"Adding a few bizarre steps to the proscribed method..."Those proscriptions used to get you burnt at the stake.
Beast, were you ever burnt at the stake? Or did they just stick to ordinary burning?
Its a fair cop Mr Inky , I typo'd the word , which should have been prescribed not proscribed . So Mr Inky wins the Beastbite Girly Swot of the week award
UBERMOUTH said...
I am a Gemini. Consider yourself lucky!
You have our sympathy Miss Uber . Being one girly is probably bad enough , but having two of you in there must be a nightmare , how do you ever decide what shoes to wear ???
scarlet-blue said...
Ha! Mr Inky is a nit-picking Virgo!
Now Now Miss Scarlet , maybe he was experimenting with virgo tendencies , its perfectly natural
Excuse me, I don't just pick the nits off the virgos, I purify them. But they have to ask nicely.
I'm none of that.
Also I am just delightful, but you all know this.
I bet Mr Inky is a Virgo...
Anyhow, does poached egg taste any different to boiled egg?
I've never eaten a poached egg.
Sx
inkspot said...
Excuse me, I don't just pick the nits off the virgos, I purify them. But they have to ask nicely.
I am sure they do Inky , good manners and indeed good grooming are key
CyberPete said...
I'm none of that.
Are you a big virgo in denial Pete ????
Also I am just delightful, but you all know this.
Indeed you are :-)
scarlet-blue said...
I bet Mr Inky is a Virgo...
Anyhow, does poached egg taste any different to boiled egg?
I've never eaten a poached egg.
Miss Scarlet , wow you have never had a poached in in you whole life
Thats freaky
and no an eggs an egg , it doesnt taste much different , just a softer texture
Happy Valentine's weekend Mr Beastie!
Sx
my twin sisters are virgos...they drive me nuts at times...you described them to a tee...however, i am a perfect libra and know that i do the same to them...
scarlet-blue said...
Happy Valentine's weekend Mr Beastie!
And to you Miss Scarlet , are you gorging on chocolates and old movies ??
Daisy said...
my twin sisters are virgos...they drive me nuts at times...you described them to a tee...however, i am a perfect libra and know that i do the same to them...
Blimey twin virgo's....double trouble Daisy , one can only imagine
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Well Thank You for sharing Tit
I LOVE POACHED EGGS, but they can be a pain to make.
Boil a saucepan, and have it BUBBLING before swirling the water around and cracking an egg into it!
Then, let it simmer for a bit, watch the consistency and scoop it out!
Or, buy a poacher :)
Poached eggs are worth the hassle.
They're great over cooked spinach, and ham on toast.
ps. I quite like Virgos. I'm a Taurus and find myself quite compatible with them.
This method Miss Smack is quite easy , slap a square of clingfilm into a cup , clinfilm should be big enough for the edges to hang over , crack your egg into the clingfilm and then gather up the edges and twist together , like a clingfilm sack holind your egg . Drop this into the boiling water and cook for 4 to 5 minutes . The clingfilm does come off , but the egg has already set in shape , so you get a perfectly shaped eggs without losing most of the white . Easy method to use if you are doing multiple eggs at one time , without all the swirling and icing/reheating
I too am a Taurus and am usually fairly understanding of Virgos ....until they 'go into one'
No. I'm a Libra.
We are the most well balanced and wonderful.
Well balanced pfffffffffffft
Indecisive more like :-)
face it, without the constant good example and rock-steady guidance of us taureans, the rest of you dippy signs would be running around like chickens with your heads cut off. the only was you could pick the virgos out of the chaos would be to note which ones were scarlet with hysteria, simultaneously attempting to make lists and attack anything within reach with a chainsaw, all the while wearing mj's underpants on their heads.
Hahaha you are actually quite right. I couldn't make a decision to save my life.
I am getting better though.
I like poached eggs - but I've never been a fan of the "swirling boiling water method".
Buy yourself a egg poacher - I like them on smoked haddock
FirstNations said...
face it, without the constant good example and rock-steady guidance of us taureans, the rest of you dippy signs would be running around like chickens with your heads cut off. the only was you could pick the virgos out of the chaos would be to note which ones were scarlet with hysteria, simultaneously attempting to make lists and attack anything within reach with a chainsaw, all the while wearing mj's underpants on their heads.
Thats it in a nutshell Miss First Nations . I had wondered in the astrology descriptions what conjunction with uranus meant..... that must be the MJ's underpants bit
CyberPete said...
Hahaha you are actually quite right. I couldn't make a decision to save my life.
The great mystic all seeing Beast knows these things
I am getting better though.
You could try putting MJ's underpants on your head ??
Frobisher said...
I like poached eggs - but I've never been a fan of the "swirling boiling water method".
Buy yourself a egg poacher - I like them on smoked haddock
Recoils in horror , them damn things are not propper poached eggs Mr F , thats more a coddled egg , they gotta have some contact with the water
That's disgusting! You know where they've been.
I don't want to risk catching some hideous disease or infection.
***Chases Pete brandishing MJ's Lnickers ***
and remember, she's canadian. whatever else bioactivity they have going on, they smell like cheese fo sho.
BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID.
*RUNS*
I am SO GLAD I'm not the Zodiac sign of ANY of you!
Now give me back my knickers!
Give the old witch back her knickers.
Ew Beastie get away from me. Someone heeeeeeeeeelp!
I think Tyt was trying to tell us something?
Sx
MJ said...
I am SO GLAD I'm not the Zodiac sign of ANY of you!
Ooooh what sign are you Miss MJ
Now give me back my knickers!
***sets fire to MJ's skimpies and flings them back***
CyberPete said...
Give the old witch back her knickers.
Ew Beastie get away from me. Someone heeeeeeeeeelp!
There is no escape from the cheesey knickers of doom Pete
FirstNations said...
and remember, she's canadian. whatever else bioactivity they have going on, they smell like cheese fo sho.
BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID.
*RUNS*
Hides Cheesey Knickers of Doom under FN's Sofa cushions
scarlet-blue said...
I think Tyt was trying to tell us something?
Miss Scarlet . I translated Tyt's ramblings in Babelfish . The only one that worked was japanese to English and that translated to a load of unreadeable nonsense about BBQing pets or somesuch
I wear one of each!
I'm also Pipi Longstocking.
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