Saturday, 7 February 2009

TAKING A BREAK



Beast is cogitating .

There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment .

Be back after a short break

Missing you already *

*Thats a lie :-)

34 comments:

scarlet-blue said...

Are you being fumigated? It's that stinky duvet isn't it?
Sx

Inexplicable DeVice said...

"There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment" - Are trying to work out how to top your banana trick?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Having trouble with the bowel movements, Beast? If a laxative doesn't work try a suppository.

mutleythedog said...

I am also slightly in hibernation. Overworked, underpaid and a bit pissed off... see you down the pub I suppose...

savannah said...

and here i am just now getting over to visit ya'll. sugar! *sigh* xoxox

MJ said...

You must fill out a three-part memo and submit it to Mistress MJ before any leave-taking is permitted.

I have not been consulted.

Heads will roll!

Ponita said...

I don't think a suppository will work, with all those bananas stuck in there... a couple sticks of dynamite would do the trick.

Hope it all works out the way you want, Beast.

Come back soon.

MJ said...

*opens closet while Beast is away*

*avalanche of ladies panties tumbles out*

scarlet-blue said...

Shall we flog them on Ebay?
Sx

Frobisher said...

Oh for God's sake - shall we go to Mykinos for a weeks break? The sunshine will do us the world of good.

mutleythedog said...

I am up for Mykinos- can I wear beasts ladies undies?

CyberPete said...

I'll be there Frobi!

I think Beastie has run off with Eros. They'll be back in a couple of weeks probably. Unless they decide to skip along on a spirit walk

scarlet-blue said...

Goodness me! Are you not back yet?????
Sx

MJ said...

Miss Scarlet: I believe that Beast is waiting for the womenfolk to begin wailing and gnashing their teeth before he makes his return.

*slips on banana peel*

scarlet-blue said...

I have decided to use his posing pouch as a catapult... or has Nations already done that...? Crikey, he better come back soon because I am losing the plot.
Plus his bananas are going brown and squishy...
I will do some gnashing. It's preferable to wailing.
Gnash. Gnash. Gnash.
Sx

UBERMOUTH said...

He didn't pay his parking tickets.

MJ said...

I've had enough of this!

*storms out*

MJ said...

*peers through window and sees Mr. Mutley in ladies undergarments*

*returns*

Jimmy Bastard said...

Beast, I've been there, done that, and returned refreshed. Happy cogitating pal.

mutleythedog said...

Tonight I shall be wearing me frillies..... has some one been peeping?

MJ said...

*playfully pinches Mr. Mutley's frilly bottom*

mutleythedog said...

Playfully socks MJ in the Mush

BEAST said...

Scarlet : No
IVD: No
Mr Bananas : No
Mr Mutley : Yes
Savannah: Hold fast , new post tonight(Possibly)
Miss MJ : The Beast loathes beaurocracy , so NO.
Miss Ponita : The Beasts Bowels are functioning perfectly . Nothing ever turns out as we hope and I will return tonight.
Mj and Scarlet : Unhand my skimpies
Mr Frobisher: I would prefer Benidorm
Mr Mutley . Yes you can
Mr CP . No I havn't
Miss Scarlet. A watched pot never boils.
Miss MJ .Wailing and gnashing wimmin is about the last thing I need .
Miss Scarlet.Put it down you don't know where its been
Miss Uber. I can confirm I am not on the run from the law
Miss MJ . Tantrums are not attractive
Miss MJ , Mr Mutley . Dont make me come down there , play nicely.
Mr Bastard . I came , I cogitated , I am refreshed

CyberPete said...

So no dipping into the Eros then?

I'm very disappointed in you

scarlet-blue said...

You came? That sometimes works.
Sx

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
So no dipping into the Eros then?

I'm very disappointed in you

I am sure Poor Mr Eros would have something to say about that , tossed around as a mere plaything for jaded bloggers , no wonder he needs a break

BEAST said...

scarlet-blue said...
You came? That sometimes works.

You will be sent to the naughty step for being smutty Miss Scarlet , this is Beastbite not (N)Infomaniac
Honestly what will the vicar think

UBERMOUTH said...

You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog.

CyberPete said...

*hangs head in shame*

MJ said...

What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear?

BEAST said...

UBERMOUTH said...
You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog.
Ok Lets just get this over with , why hang about for another 40 years , like a nasty smell

BEAST said...

CyberPete said...
*hangs head in shame*
I should think so too
tsk
tsk

BEAST said...

MJ said...
What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear?
GO COMMANDO
***waves unfettered bits at MJ ***

MJ said...

Eeeeeekkkkkkkk!

*runs for cover under Mr. Mutley's pantaloons*

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