Beast is cogitating .
There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment .
Be back after a short break
Missing you already *
*Thats a lie :-)
Are you being fumigated? It's that stinky duvet isn't it?Sx
"There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment" - Are trying to work out how to top your banana trick?
Having trouble with the bowel movements, Beast? If a laxative doesn't work try a suppository.
I am also slightly in hibernation. Overworked, underpaid and a bit pissed off... see you down the pub I suppose...
and here i am just now getting over to visit ya'll. sugar! *sigh* xoxox
You must fill out a three-part memo and submit it to Mistress MJ before any leave-taking is permitted.I have not been consulted.Heads will roll!
I don't think a suppository will work, with all those bananas stuck in there... a couple sticks of dynamite would do the trick.Hope it all works out the way you want, Beast.Come back soon.
*opens closet while Beast is away**avalanche of ladies panties tumbles out*
Shall we flog them on Ebay?Sx
Oh for God's sake - shall we go to Mykinos for a weeks break? The sunshine will do us the world of good.
I am up for Mykinos- can I wear beasts ladies undies?
I'll be there Frobi!I think Beastie has run off with Eros. They'll be back in a couple of weeks probably. Unless they decide to skip along on a spirit walk
Goodness me! Are you not back yet?????Sx
Miss Scarlet: I believe that Beast is waiting for the womenfolk to begin wailing and gnashing their teeth before he makes his return.*slips on banana peel*
I have decided to use his posing pouch as a catapult... or has Nations already done that...? Crikey, he better come back soon because I am losing the plot.Plus his bananas are going brown and squishy... I will do some gnashing. It's preferable to wailing.Gnash. Gnash. Gnash.Sx
He didn't pay his parking tickets.
I've had enough of this!*storms out*
*peers through window and sees Mr. Mutley in ladies undergarments**returns*
Beast, I've been there, done that, and returned refreshed. Happy cogitating pal.
Tonight I shall be wearing me frillies..... has some one been peeping?
*playfully pinches Mr. Mutley's frilly bottom*
Playfully socks MJ in the Mush
Scarlet : NoIVD: NoMr Bananas : NoMr Mutley : YesSavannah: Hold fast , new post tonight(Possibly)Miss MJ : The Beast loathes beaurocracy , so NO.Miss Ponita : The Beasts Bowels are functioning perfectly . Nothing ever turns out as we hope and I will return tonight.Mj and Scarlet : Unhand my skimpiesMr Frobisher: I would prefer BenidormMr Mutley . Yes you canMr CP . No I havn'tMiss Scarlet. A watched pot never boils.Miss MJ .Wailing and gnashing wimmin is about the last thing I need .Miss Scarlet.Put it down you don't know where its beenMiss Uber. I can confirm I am not on the run from the lawMiss MJ . Tantrums are not attractiveMiss MJ , Mr Mutley . Dont make me come down there , play nicely.Mr Bastard . I came , I cogitated , I am refreshed
So no dipping into the Eros then?I'm very disappointed in you
You came? That sometimes works.Sx
CyberPete said... So no dipping into the Eros then?I'm very disappointed in you I am sure Poor Mr Eros would have something to say about that , tossed around as a mere plaything for jaded bloggers , no wonder he needs a break
scarlet-blue said... You came? That sometimes works. You will be sent to the naughty step for being smutty Miss Scarlet , this is Beastbite not (N)InfomaniacHonestly what will the vicar think
You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog.
*hangs head in shame*
What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear?
UBERMOUTH said... You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog. Ok Lets just get this over with , why hang about for another 40 years , like a nasty smell
CyberPete said... *hangs head in shame* I should think so tootsktsk
MJ said... What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear? GO COMMANDO***waves unfettered bits at MJ ***
Eeeeeekkkkkkkk!*runs for cover under Mr. Mutley's pantaloons*
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