Beast is cogitating .
There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment .
Be back after a short break
Missing you already *
*Thats a lie :-)
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Are you being fumigated? It's that stinky duvet isn't it?
Sx
"There are a few things I need to get my head round at the moment" - Are trying to work out how to top your banana trick?
Having trouble with the bowel movements, Beast? If a laxative doesn't work try a suppository.
I am also slightly in hibernation. Overworked, underpaid and a bit pissed off... see you down the pub I suppose...
and here i am just now getting over to visit ya'll. sugar! *sigh* xoxox
You must fill out a three-part memo and submit it to Mistress MJ before any leave-taking is permitted.
I have not been consulted.
Heads will roll!
I don't think a suppository will work, with all those bananas stuck in there... a couple sticks of dynamite would do the trick.
Hope it all works out the way you want, Beast.
Come back soon.
*opens closet while Beast is away*
*avalanche of ladies panties tumbles out*
Shall we flog them on Ebay?
Sx
Oh for God's sake - shall we go to Mykinos for a weeks break? The sunshine will do us the world of good.
I am up for Mykinos- can I wear beasts ladies undies?
I'll be there Frobi!
I think Beastie has run off with Eros. They'll be back in a couple of weeks probably. Unless they decide to skip along on a spirit walk
Goodness me! Are you not back yet?????
Sx
Miss Scarlet: I believe that Beast is waiting for the womenfolk to begin wailing and gnashing their teeth before he makes his return.
*slips on banana peel*
I have decided to use his posing pouch as a catapult... or has Nations already done that...? Crikey, he better come back soon because I am losing the plot.
Plus his bananas are going brown and squishy...
I will do some gnashing. It's preferable to wailing.
Gnash. Gnash. Gnash.
Sx
He didn't pay his parking tickets.
I've had enough of this!
*storms out*
*peers through window and sees Mr. Mutley in ladies undergarments*
*returns*
Beast, I've been there, done that, and returned refreshed. Happy cogitating pal.
Tonight I shall be wearing me frillies..... has some one been peeping?
*playfully pinches Mr. Mutley's frilly bottom*
Playfully socks MJ in the Mush
Scarlet : No
IVD: No
Mr Bananas : No
Mr Mutley : Yes
Savannah: Hold fast , new post tonight(Possibly)
Miss MJ : The Beast loathes beaurocracy , so NO.
Miss Ponita : The Beasts Bowels are functioning perfectly . Nothing ever turns out as we hope and I will return tonight.
Mj and Scarlet : Unhand my skimpies
Mr Frobisher: I would prefer Benidorm
Mr Mutley . Yes you can
Mr CP . No I havn't
Miss Scarlet. A watched pot never boils.
Miss MJ .Wailing and gnashing wimmin is about the last thing I need .
Miss Scarlet.Put it down you don't know where its been
Miss Uber. I can confirm I am not on the run from the law
Miss MJ . Tantrums are not attractive
Miss MJ , Mr Mutley . Dont make me come down there , play nicely.
Mr Bastard . I came , I cogitated , I am refreshed
So no dipping into the Eros then?
I'm very disappointed in you
You came? That sometimes works.
Sx
CyberPete said...
So no dipping into the Eros then?
I'm very disappointed in you
I am sure Poor Mr Eros would have something to say about that , tossed around as a mere plaything for jaded bloggers , no wonder he needs a break
scarlet-blue said...
You came? That sometimes works.
You will be sent to the naughty step for being smutty Miss Scarlet , this is Beastbite not (N)Infomaniac
Honestly what will the vicar think
You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog.
*hangs head in shame*
What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear?
UBERMOUTH said...
You have 2 days to return or I am holding your funeral on my blog.
Ok Lets just get this over with , why hang about for another 40 years , like a nasty smell
CyberPete said...
*hangs head in shame*
I should think so too
tsk
tsk
MJ said...
What are you going to do now that you have no clean panties to wear?
GO COMMANDO
***waves unfettered bits at MJ ***
Eeeeeekkkkkkkk!
*runs for cover under Mr. Mutley's pantaloons*
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